Fresh Companion nicho so, the roughness of the sister of talent: such a small post, and in addition to the traditional pants are woven hooks at once and chrenous taste (to be upset with barefoot on the barefoot is about like swimming on the naked ass), and sexism (women are most permitted to wear barefoot in the summer allegedly for a respectable reason of attracting samSov))) and even a hint of homophobia in this sexism is thrown (even if the feet and sexualized, we deny entirely that a sexualized man can attract a WOMAN, not-no, only for gay, only hardcore)

Oh! Oh! The companion is back! Probably I wrote that I graduated?

Now his men's sandals on his head foot did not suit him. Although some time ago, the opposite, all the "knowers" claimed the opposite that sandals do not wear socks.
And yet there is something perverted in this when a person is attracted to someone else’s feet. Regardless of gender...

Well, the chair should be stable, otherwise the cat will not go on it.
What if they take the baby and he fucking goes to the toilet?
XXX: Don’t fuck — he’s a cat, not a blogger.

Shut up, sweet

The recording continues, I see. Isn’t it a shame that you know these names, remember, and still distinguish all these personalities? And then you'll probably write sad opus on the topic "I'm so good, why don't girls give me?"

All my acquaintances are given. But the messengers from the district will say something about the dumb suck, who have romance and talk, and about the mercantile suck, who give for the iPhone.

This is for the ended assholes that do not have girls. In the meantime, I have two.

They are called Left and Right. Because any man prefers to hide that he really has a few girls, and does not boast of such an extra time, the habit is banally developed. This is if, of course, not a couple of ladies who come once a month to chew and chew, about such people love to chew.

In one fairy tale, the brothers-months gave up their place to April, so that one patient of flowers would pick up. I understand, today she has a time to accumulate potatoes...

So the latest news.

The father, who came to the children in Moscow, was beaten for his anxiety about his daughter.
Visitors to the MFC collapse in neighboring entrances, shortening the time in line.
Dentless from the world "How to Train a Dragon" challenges Smaug from the Middle-earth. There are reinforcements on both sides. To Smaug - in the face of the Nazgûl, to Bezzubik - in the face of dragon horsemen.
The wires unsuccessfully try to prove that they are worth something in this world, proud of their knowledge of all the characters of the cartoon "How to Train a Dragon".

Keep an eye on the developments and do not switch.

The Brain Ring. The host asks the question: "Reproduce the song of the rachi" (note: "the song of the rachi" is another name for the palindrome, that is, a phrase that is read from both sides equally, like "Argentina manit negra"). A friend points his finger to the captain. He is the first to press the key and pass the word to the friend. And the Friend is sitting red like cancer, opened his eyes and... silent.

The host: “I asked to sound “Rach’s song” and not to portray cancer! “” He explains about the palindrome.



In short, the point is lost.



After the game, Friends ask, say, Sasha, how did you do so? And he answers that he knew the answer, precisely about the palindrome, but he could not sound. And you know why? Because the only palindrome that Friend recalled sounds very disgraceful: "I was fucking weak."

I read the news tape:
The wet under the rain Zhirinovsky proposed to dislodge the Moshidromet
And then I understood why the ego colleague Milonov so hates homosexuals.

The city's MFC is located across the road, and there are no public toilets nearby. Even the paid.

Toilets are required in the MFC. If they are not, you go to Rosportebnadzor and sanitary inspection, and there you are fined for non-compliance with the rules.

The UPS! The Fire!

You won’t believe it, but it was like that before. People were more decent before. Not in every corner like now. And yes, as a decent person, I only had sex after the wedding. And only once, as a result of which my daughter was born. It’s hard to believe, so let it go. In the meantime, I will keep in mind that a gunman like you will not come close to my daughter.

Thus e. If only once, then her older brother is not from you? In the cabbage found, but the donkey brought? and ;)

You are the right word.
and ==
The UPS! The Fire!

You won’t believe it, but it was like that before. People were more decent before. Not in every corner like now. And yes, as a decent person, I only had sex after the wedding. And only once, as a result of which my daughter was born. It’s hard to believe, so let it go. In the meantime, I will keep in mind that a gunman like you will not come close to my daughter.

Thus e. If only once, then her older brother is not from you? In the cabbage found, but the eagle brought
and ==
The son of another wife, before this. The former apparently did not postpone "..only after the wedding. And only once..." and fell into the fog.

And seriously - everything, the troll burned, we split up, the people, you are all fooled.

Look how cool. The Invisible Busthalter.
No, I do not need. I have an invisible chest.

If you want to be long-lived, love your age.

The end of a babble.

A great guy, the soul of the company. Anyone could convince. You don’t have two copies, do I need to call? Where are you and the number to call? How can I call you without a number?
He also guessed women’s names. He will look at the girl and immediately say that she is Lucia. And really Lucia. I have never been wrong. I guessed the last time too. I saw a beautiful girl on the street and came.
Do you want me to guess your name?
And I’m yours, the girl isn’t a shy ten.
I know how to guess women’s names.
And I seriously...
Your name is Tania.
and AGA. And you are Alexander.
It is right!
So we met. Grandchildren are Tatiana and Alexander. And that she is Olga, and he is Igor discovered a month after the acquaintance. When I filed the application.

Listen to the parable, granddaughter.
One farmer had a donkey. He fed him with selected grain, hole and laleal, and the donkey did not want to work, as the peasant forced him. The peasant was tortured and gave the donkey to another neighbor. He also fed him with selective grain and also tried to get the donkey to work, pulled the straw, pushed, and the donkey will go a couple of steps and all. He gave the donkey to the third neighbor. He tried to persuade the donkey, but no sense. The fourth neighbor tried to command the donkey, spoke to him, beat him, and he will work for a couple of minutes and all...
“Daddy, why couldn’t they drive out that donkey and take another, which would first work well, and for that it would be tasty fed?
“I think, granddaughter, that someone should have this idea in their mind, and then we will have a great football team.

Vamp: fucking how to get rid of blisters?
Natasha: from the blisters may? Try to burn.
Vamp: No, from the blisters
There are three people in the courtyard asking for little things and smoking.
Vamp: your recipe is fine.

I wake up in the morning, the sun shines brightly, in the summer... And my eyes from this summer sunshine immediately hurt mom, don’t burn. I am dissatisfied:
Who turned on the summer? Turn off the naughty!
After half an hour, the rain...Thank you.

I was talking about two glass doors. A week ago, these fools brought the door to the server room, came to put it and found out that there was no box from it... A week later, the box was found, and today they came. Only the door in size does not fit))...In general, the builder wants to get them out right now and right here.
I only eat from work. Repair was done. The monkeys cut off a piece of the door and she entered. I had to use the access control system. In general, I connected everything, put a magnetic lock and quickly drowned home. But it was no more than 10 11. And then the builder calls and it turns out that the monkeys are locked inside the server room. And the magnetic lock worked, and the key is only with me. In general, somehow Makar the guard through the doorway opened the castle, but I have tears from my eyes.))))

Here you’re all joking about ‘Remove the Tea/Printer/Telephone, you’re a programmer, and I’ve had the most unexpected Weekly Programmer in my life.
Go, they say, restart the server.
I am a accountant.