Vampires are not reflected in the mirror. Do the supermarket doors respond to them?

here here :
Suka, I hate my specialty... I try to become a financier - ALL personnel for some reason believe that I also have to perform the functions of the boss. In reality, the conversation usually goes like this:
"It’s not hard for you to do deep water welding, right? And do you have experience working in space with polymer materials?"
" What is it? Do you know how to make Pentium-7 from 2 nails and a piece of shit? You don’t want me"
The fucks...

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That is normal. Especially for small offices. The driver will want more Boeing piloting skills, and he admin skills from an electrician to a sanitary engineer.

>>> You can also drink water from the oak.
But I do not want.

Bear Grills looks at you like an idiot.

I have always been annoyed by people who are always dissatisfied with the weather on the street, no matter what the weather is. And here, finally forcing myself to read classical literature, I found the most remarkable description:
"Listen to us, so the weather is always bad. She is the government: always and for everything it is the fault. In summer we say that we have nothing to breathe because of the heat, in winter that the cold is just deadly; in spring and autumn we condemn the weather because it is neither cold nor hot to us, and we dream that it will solve this issue in one way or another. If the sun shines, we say that in the village everything dies without rain; if it rains, we pray for good weather. If the snow has not fallen in December, we repugnantly ask where our glorious old winters have gone, and we argue as if we have been deceived by what has long been bought and paid for; and when the snow comes, we use expressions unworthy of a Christian. We will be dissatisfied until each of us makes our own weather and uses it personally. If we can’t do that, we’d rather do it without any weather.

See also SPAM:
31 Aug: $20,000 Make money now!
1 cent: $15000 Work in a new direction!
2 cents: $10,000 Do a real business!
I feel like I’m getting less and less valued for spammers every day :(

To dispel all myths about women/girl programmers:
There are currently two female programmers in my team. They are exclusively engaged in front-end development. Both have Math-Mechov education. They deal with tasks equally with the guys.

At the same time, the interviews dismissed not one dozen guys with ambitions that do not correspond to their level.

With respect, teamlead teams of 10 developers.

The aircraft.

Wouldn’t it be more logical to sell a ticket for the total weight of the passenger and the luggage?

I have a 100 kg ticket.
zzz: At 100 finished, there are two at 50. Will you take or walk off the resource?

Samara at 00:30 p.m.
Not the most prosperous area of the city.
A 24-hour store with a small line.
A clear boy asks the seller why she won’t sell him beer. There is a verbal mess in elevated tones between the clear and the seller, the turn is waiting. The voice of another clean boy from the row: "You hear, harre water pour, people wait." The first clean switched from the seller to the second cleaner. Next follows the untranslated play of words in the local dialect, the first takes the combat stand, after which there is a quiet remark of the second: What did you start here? There is no supreme pleasure for you here!" A line of rhetoric, the first person's face is pulled out, a second pause, he gives out: "sorry" and retires.

Athari: If you are a developer, your task is to overcome difficulties.

macik_spb: I immediately imagined the emblem (or emblem) of some developer organization – above a sign with a crossed bush, below a bicycle, all this in a thorn crown and framed with the slogan “to overcome difficulties.”

Alex_MIPT: And all this is on the backdrop of crossed bones.

The wife is straight like America, almost something didn’t like, immediately sanctioned and closed access to its resources.

Choose an orthopedic pillow for your child. It is written: "Orthopedic pillow "with memory effect". Asks the pharmacist: "A lot better such a pillow?", - what is the answer: "Those who sleep on it, memory becomes better".- "In the sense???" - Well the memory of children is improving". No scene...

The Prehistory:
She is sick and has a blood transfusion. He writes today:
[ The Girl ]
I am standing in the store in ripped designer jeans and in the same jacket, my grandmother approaches me, points to my hands and says I will give you a phone, there you will be helped. The PSC!!! to

Zoo, we remember you! Return the comments!

xxx: when he writes in a resume that he is intimately familiar with some technology - it's interesting)
xxx: I understand it "good sign", but how unusual to see it)
YYY: That means he was fucking fucked with it.

I have a root – a tattoo master. A very drunk client came to him. Well, he started asking him for a tattoo on his finger with the inscription: "Walla, I love you!" motivating it by the fact that the only true way for him to apologize to his wife. And by the way, the tattoo master against this type of tattoos to madness) But that day the tattoo master was tired and he was just lazy to speak this person, and the direct messages he did not understand. To get rid of it, I made this tattoo. The tattoo was made, as the customer repeated repeatedly: "Walla, I love you!".
As it was later discovered, the client’s wife was named Light.

nx: you understand that because of you I had to add to the history of the browser search for the phrase "distance masturbator"?

Commentary on the news about two blacks found innocent after 30 years in prison:
And today not everyone can judge, rather, not only everyone can judge, few can do it.
We were already preparing for the earth.
zzz: Only each judge can hold his seat with four of two hands.
Vvv: Of them two all four sat off.)
What do you want?! to
Negroes are painted in the colors they are painted in.
RRR: Well you are burning!!! ))))

We do not place non-affiliate advertising on the poster tubes.
I don’t have a business seminar.
Do you have a practical magic workshop?
and almost. How long and happy to live in marriage.

A friend says two of his kittens often move the couch and move carpets around the house.

I have three cats (more precisely, a cat and two cats, one of which is only two months old) of medium size. And when these mini-elephants start the morning five-hour (in the sense, at 5 in the morning, not the length of 5 hours) rache (not raje) and ololonabigation... You wake up and look at the results: the carpet in the large room is almost a roll, the chair, usually standing at the computer table, lies (!) In the other corner, the paths in the hallway are on the wall, on the floor of a piece of advertising leaflet from the table at the mirror... The truth is that the couch is not moving yet, but who knows what will happen when it grows small.

> Wondery, it was made for the kids. When a parent is forced to sit in a row with the child because he has no place to go. This is a common practice in many institutions.

Well, I don't know, we were sitting in the same coffee shop with friends somehow, there were towels on the tables - a sheet of dense A3 paper with paintings, and on each table a cup with crayons of various colors. We were 10 people in 30 years, drank beer, painted towels, and competed for the better / funny ones. I got a lot of pleasure.)