I'm very proud of you guys. But can you please play a bit more efficiently?
“Oh you wise men! If you don’t score a goal, I’ll break you all!
Arshavin: Borodjuk-to, out like the language knows!
The head: The head!

Bodya: What would you advise?? to
I love Indian films.
Bodya: Is there anything worth it?
Yanii: Old Buddha
Bodya: About what? : / /
Yanii: A non-moderate policeman prevents the Mumbai mafia from sleeping peacefully. At first, he arranges small evils to the police officer, but then he begins to protect and save him.
Bodya: a confusing intrigue! they were probably brothers, in their childhood they were separated, but they learned about their kinship quite by chance from birthplaces?
Yanni: Have you watched it?

Rambler was pleased with the news this morning:
IKEA suspected of using slaves
I had long suspected it.

Boy (p) and girl (d)
Mmm... It’s so nice, I’ve got my skin cracked!
Q: Dear, are you excited?
D: No fuck, I am a goose!

Q: Young people, does anyone know which organ stops functioning at the age of 12?
UUU: With the onset of puberty... obviously the brain.

If in Donetsk you meet harsh men with blind eyes, remember: miners do not like jokes about homosexuals

From the discussion of the film:
- = Kio = - Multi is great! I watched Sassuolo yesterday.
Loki: -=Kio=Why are you not so careful.

In the forum:

xxx: They are guilty of themselves, if they were all so straightforwardly devout, well, they would do so by reason.
There is no more than God.

You will be burned in the HYENA of Fire!

Zzz: The Poor Animal

The Hole in 2009:

And even if millions of fellow citizens had offered me to lead our god-elected power, I would have agreed only on the condition of the restoration of the monarchy and my immediate anointing of the kingdom, after which, guided by reasons of honour, I would have imposed a commanding hour, publicly executed ninety percent of government officials, and inflicted a nuclear strike on America.

I like his election program.

XXX yes yes. The main thing is Paphos. I read "Theory of Systems" to my daughter every year. and expressive. With emotions. meaning to me. My daughter was not distracted.

YYY Comrade thank you! You saved me half a life.

In a real single berlog, even the vacuum cleaner needs to be dusted.

I sent a free mail to the wrong number, he called back for a long time. then comes to the account of 100 rubles and sms: "I am generous today" :D
Thank you very much Anonymous =33

Shadymist is:
I go early in the morning on the bus. 10 people are sitting. I’m in my cell phone, I’m bluffing. Search for devices. One of them is Allah Akhbar.
At the next stop...

Today, a patient with broken fingers, named Vpopsuyko, came to me. It was 10 minutes. :)

A U.S. official asked an Indian leader named “Two Eagles” an interesting question: “You’ve been watching white people for 90 years. You have seen their wars and their technological advances. You saw their development and the damage they caused".

The leader affirmed.

Then the official asked, "Given all these events, what do you think white people are wrong about? Where did they choose the wrong direction?

The leader looked at the white man and replied, "When the white man found the land, the Indians ruled it. There were no taxes, no debts, buffaloes and bobras were abundant, the water was clean. The women did all the work, the doctor did not take the money. Indian men spent the whole day hunting and the whole night having sex.

Then the leader turned back, smiled and added, "Only a white man can be stupid enough to think, then such a system can be improved."

“Dear, what are these broken Gandons doing on our couch?! to
“Wow, please stop calling our children so.

Example of positive thinking.
You will get P now!
ChaynikUA: Oh, I am afraid!

News: "Nikolai Valuev goes to the taiga to look for yeti"
In other words, close relatives need to meet more often.

1: Do the sport!
2nd is...?
Pump your legs and pop, you will be beautiful!
2nd is...?
All men will be yours.
2nd is...?
One is to feed!
You say, you have to do it!!! to

Oleg walked all over the apartment.
In the kitchen and in the bathroom.
But Nicholas caught Oleg.
He taught me to walk in the pot.