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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №102514
 04.09.2014
Loh, do you remember that a manager from 2gis should come to us about advertising?
YYY: Yes Yes
XXX: He just called and asked where we were.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102513
 04.09.2014
Habr - discussion: a smart ring instead of smart watches (one of the options is vibration with a new message on the phone)

X: What about the size? I have thin fingers, for example, on the off-site, neither about the charge nor about the size, the feeling that it is a concept at all.
y: You can wrap your finger with a blue insulate
X: It can, but not everyone will help.
Z: I don’t understand how the blue isolant may not help.
W: It may be moving. At least I hope that it will fall not only on the little one.
E: Well if it’s moving and vibrating... Sorry!

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102512
 04.09.2014
Interestingly, if you go out in Russia on the street with the poster "Crimea is our!", then depending on the citizenship of the person holding it in his hands, these words will be either a manifestation of patriotism (thus the person's deed will be praiseful), or a call to violate the territorial integrity of Russia (which is punishable by a term of up to 5 years).

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102511
 04.09.2014
Article: Krasnoyarsk crematorium brought for discussion by deputies
The commentary:
Reader: Here, we understood what industry to develop, that is, medicine, medicine...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102510
 04.09.2014
FyAnnto: if you write in PHP, you are a peach; if you write badly, you are a quick coder.
FyAnnto: if on java - java
Roman Grybkov: AGA
Roman Grybkov: and if on the piton and bad - you are a piton mixer
Lool is lool)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102509
 04.09.2014
> Natural: paint, colored pencil. It turned out, specifically so that the visitors did not miss, they put out entertainment. The Beautiful!

Wizards, it was made for the kids. When a parent is forced to sit in a row with the child because he has no place to go. This is a common practice in many institutions.

The main thing - do not confuse: children - ice cream, baby - flowers!" :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102508
 04.09.2014
XXX: Tell me you are smart.
YYY: The Sun and the Star
You are that, idiot? The Sun Planet!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102507
 04.09.2014
I realized I needed to sleep more. Standing up to the dishwasher to wash dishes, next to the cat asks for food. Okay, I pick up his bowl from the floor, put it on the edge of the dishwasher, press a bag of food into it. I put a bag in the garbage, sweep a bowl under the water, pour a feather into it and start washing... Here it turns out that something is wrong. I look down - the cat's eyes are like five copecks of copper, he sits in shock, pulls his moustaches, scares to blink! I had to wash out the bag and press out the second bag.
I need to sleep more, yes.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №102506
 04.09.2014
In my childhood, jelly was sold with bricks, which was quite delicious to bite. So with the imagination of the jelly shores everything was fine :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102505
 04.09.2014
XXX: the men are harsh.
xxx: yyy, a friend says, two of his kittens often move the couch and move carpets around the house
YYY: Cool
YYY: I want to!! to
You have no one to move the furniture with.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102504
 04.09.2014
Discussion of the news about the start of work on the creation in our country of a superheavy carrier missile like Energy:

xxx: Angara, as you know, was designed for twenty years and twenty years pumped on the cheeks - our rocket is about to be the most unparalleled. What people were proud of. A moon-class rocket on a quite legal basis can be designed even longer, and the cheeks blow even wider, because now no one has such missiles. Well, then, a well-known case, either the Ishak, or the Hodja, or the Emir.

YYY:... or again the country

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102503
 04.09.2014
Any news can be considered a duck until a roasted cock is broken.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102502
 04.09.2014
A friend manages a chemical laboratory at a wealthy research institute. The laboratory regularly purchases special chemical dishes abroad - there are different bottles and test tubes. Customs duties on this equipment are high, customs under the slogan "buy domestic!" Every time he wants to get what he wants. However, foreign dishes are much more quality and cheaper than domestic... if not customs duties and VAT.

A smart friend, he did not in vain finish the MGU. When crossing the border, all test pipes are carefully sealed with traffic jams. In the accompanying documents is written "air samples, imported, in packaging". And the air is still free and its movement is not taxed by customs duties.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №102501
 04.09.2014
On the Internet, the number of comments from leading political scientists, economists and experts dropped sharply - the schoolgirl went to study!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №102500
 04.09.2014
At the very beginning of the film "The Edge of the Future" shows the images of the fall of the Chelyabinsk meteorite, taken on the autographs.
The earthquakes! I hope you have learned about your shootings and harvested the author’s payments from the Warner Brothers. We don’t have to pay ;)
All good and equal rights.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №102499
 04.09.2014
In Moscow on Bentley famous producer poured 7 tons of cement

and seven. It is for happiness.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102498
 04.09.2014
Well, literally all the schools of the country had a new blockbuster - 300 fools, this is Parta!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102497
 04.09.2014
Pfff, surprised by Jobs. I have a stinking mint in my area that changes my x6 every year. He also signed a contract with the car shop.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №102496
 04.09.2014
All drivers are foolish.

ууу: Not all, plz, I am for example a whole week as a driver and yet not a fool, but only a dolboeb.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №102495
 04.09.2014
From one writer:
Read today, from the submission of colleagues ***, about the meeting of the Ministry of Science.
The Minister of Education and Science Dmitry Livanov said:

"I do not think it is necessary to put an assessment for literacy," said Dmitry Livanov, "it is shrinking, a person is afraid to make a mistake and writes not at all as he could or wanted."

Dear Goddess! I don’t know who else to turn to, because all the interim instances between you and the Minister of Education are very busy right now.
Please send our Ministry of Education and Science pig pasture. This is the most socially beneficial activity for him.

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