Judging by the results, God created Russia either on Monday morning or on Friday evening.

A terrible nightmare: make sandwiches, pour tea, bring all this to bed, wrap in a blanket and forget the TV controller.

I sit at work, I do absolute mechanical work (Ctrl-V, Ctrl-C), the phone is ringing, I confidently answer Ctrl-V in this tone, at that end of the tubes were silent and dropped, until I realize what happened, the office is already a patchwork. I put a tube, and the boss at this moment "I probably feared that they would be put in..."

You asked to make ICQ numbers clickable. What should trigger an ICQ number?? to
- Yes

Heaven without love is called hell – lies! A paradise without love is called Bordeaux.

Fuck, my slew into the village, and I have long wanted to clean up in the room, took all the grind, vacuum cleaner, beauty. So my mom came and immediately lulled to give, the kind of crazy driver and all that, I am standing unwadequate.
I did not drive anyone!! to
and she:
- I could not make you clean for a month, and here the cleaning and cleanliness, the lovely grandmother already brought!

Record in the book of reviews and suggestions:
"Today I picked up the stativ, I liked it very much, tomorrow I will come for the camera"

In the morning there was a dialogue:
The Voice: Hi
I: Who are you? O_O
The voice: Yesterday. Remember the beer?
I: Well I remember.
Voice: This is what I am from him. I am a sushi.
Do you want me at 4 in the morning? O_O (I was half awake at that moment and looked at my cell phone)
The voice: Don’t worry. We go to the kitchen, you cuddle me and sleep on. Don’t forget that at mid-eighth Buddha will come.
P.S not invented.

Answer to vacancy "Sperm Donor" on one of the student job search forums.

I am 20 years old and work quickly and efficiently.

XXX>... and in the morning I woke up her beloved. :)
yyy> echo, grind, beautifully swallowed "hoom on the forehead"...

Conversations in Latvia:
Does your child go to the garden?
What kind of garden? Three years ahead...
and clearly. Immediately to school?
Which school? Half of the schools are closed.
Go straight to the factory!
What factory?! to

And yesterday I tried to beat 3 guys (it’s funny, because I’m 25 years old and I look like them, very decently dressed and bigger than the average).
For five minutes I was rubbed some purga (a man who ate in the 90s concepts and rams), in the end offended by the fact that I was standing and rubbing, and when I got the mobile phone in order to record this case on the camera were offended and left.
Ufa has 18-year-old rappers who play real "black" bandits, if you see them on the street do not offend them, plus, they are so funny.

A dispute with a man. In the Ash.
I: And I think the viruses have begun... Come look, plz.
He: Oh, maybe I'll go in the evening, we'll see, there's a lot of work.
............
Let me say, urgently!! I need 3-4 viruses so that the system does not lie, but the brakes were
I am crazy.
You burn and burn, little girl.

I turned the clock 5 minutes back so that the bus wasn’t late.
Di: They walk on my clock.... (((
and...
The clock is late and he doesn’t want to be late. I hope it is sterilized.

Ihtiandr> Employees of Kemerovo drug control detained a man with two bags of marijuana.
<~KoveRs~> He didn’t just keep it)
<Ihtiandr> So he will not be put in jail. They will be asked to wait a few years in a closed room.

From the diet website:
Written by: Snowman
And my young man likes my weight (I am 160 cm and 80 kg). He says he loves chasing. I don’t know what it is, but it’s probably funny! I will not lose!! to

She: I read about methods of contraception in ancient times. The Egyptians are ready. Egyptian women lubricated the inside of the genitals with crocodile spruce
I: How is it?!...
It is: to play!
In the 21st century people for contraception wore on the male genital organ a latex product, similar to a laying bag...I think they will also say something typical...

A breast is enough for one female breast, an adult - and two are always not enough.

The preamble...
An old joke.
- Professor, do you not take the exam from a slightly drunk S-C-C-student?
Okay, I will accept...
The student opens the door and cries out in the hallway.
The baby b. F-F to F-F to F!

The Ambulance.
The year 1998. Pedagogical institute in the city... I will not, however, call it...
The dormitory. The morning. Not quite asleep after yesterday's drunken student by the nickname Semenich must go to take the exam in economics. At the same time, he already has two academic debts, and the third means leaving the institute with a pleasant prospect of kicking up the kirzaches and so on the delights of service in the Russian Army.
Semenich long and stubbornly wakes up... It doesn’t work out... At the end of the day, someone from his classmates begins to chew him on his cheeks.
Semenych (opening his eyes) said: “A, eh? What problems?”
- Semenich, @@@@ mother, today is an exam in economics.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh! Just now, I’m going to shut down...
He stands up, and, stirring up, reaches the laundry... At this time, Leha’s neighbor comes out of the neighboring room, and, seeing him having a hammer.
Semenich, brings him almost a full bottle of port wine:
Semenic, let’s go on! You won’t even go to the institute.
Semenich quickly consumes the whole bottle directly from the throat... Then comes into a state of absolute inaptitude to use...
Neighbors in the room - they are Semenich's classmates - long mock Lech.
Then they take Semenich under their hands and do not lead him, do not carry him to the institute...
Institute... Drunk Semenich is brought to the exam... Two girls of excellence urge the teacher to exhibit Semenich TRI...
Because otherwise he will leave the institute... (Economics at this faculty is a purely non-profile subject).
Economica looks at this picture with deep surprise... Then she agrees... Semenich tries to give a check, while holding behind the corner of the party... But, leaving the party, he barely grows on his back... One of the girls takes a check from him and relates it to the teacher, then puts it in his load pocket...
The replica of the economy: “Yes... I’ve seen everyone, but I’ll never forget your course!”
After the exam...
The roommatees lead Semenych - already a little sober - home... On the way they go to the dining room and buy beer... Near the door to the rectorate
Semenich is completely distracted, and he begins to scream about how he loves the economy.
After a couple of comments, “Semenich, you are what, o*well? Now the rector if he hears - you will immediately be expelled to***?” The student gets on the head, and then goes to the knock-out.
The roommatees, taking all kinds and remembering all the ancestors in Semenich, have difficulty relating him to the commonplace, pour him a "bitter" glass of vodka and put him to sleep.
The evening...
Opening his eyes, our hero breaks up with the question, “What number is it today?”
The 23rd.
- B****, I am an examination in economics about al, third tail, all, I ***YES,
Expelled to ***!
“Semenich, calm down, you gave him up.
You are what, oh oh? I did not go there!
- Semenych, calm down, open the check, you have three!
Semenich gets a catch... He sees a three... He wipes his eyes...
From where?!! I did not go to the exam!
“Yes, you didn’t go there, think... you were carried there! And from there, UCO
Also also!

an ordinary night. Husband and wife in bed, can't sleep: a neighbor's child crashes behind the wall.
She is:
Do you still want to have a child?
He is:
I have to take revenge somehow!