From the street, a serious voice: and remember, eight-year-olds NEVER cry! and ROFL

We had a girl with the name Mavrodi... so her girlfriend had the name Halyavkina. And once this girlfriend decided to take a loan, and the guarantor to make Mavrodi. As a result, such a tandem in the loan was refused and the line was transmitted from mouth to mouth "Once, Halyavkina and Mavrodi decided to take a loan".
PS: Halyavkina separately gave credit... apparently in their joint work the bank saw something unnatural

Let’s drink so that we won’t be five.
I didn’t take how it works, but let’s.

The biggest mistake was changing the password at work on Friday night.

I thought we were friends.
She just loved my wifey.

From the correspondence with the customer: "...we are interested in minimizing costs..." straight mimily such a customer ^^' :)

Yes, she has a shape.
I see two ways out of the situation: either fuck or fuck.

X: How to make a person happy?
Y: They say you have to cut off his legs and get one back.
Y is no?

I am a butterfly.
Madj: It’s fine... my butterfly... hug me, you’re frozen.
The Fourth Wing: Breaking Wings
And I embrace
Madj is?
sveto4ka: Don’t you be afraid of my faceted lumpy-eyed eyes and puffy belly?

From the diaries, Alexander writes:

We were robbed. Nothing serious, but all kinds of tools carried out, kitchen utensils, somehow broke the old TV. In short, the moral gap is greater than the material. I went today with my grandmother and grandfather to call the police to the scene of the crime.
The investigators came, photographed something there, and then decided to question us.
The girl asks us three:
And you are who?
My grandmother :
These are my grandchildren.
The husband:
And I am a husband.
The Investigator:
by CHEY.
I am :
and sisters.
The Small:
And I am a brother.
The Investigator:
of whom?
The Grandmother:
and mine.
The Investigator:
And whose husband?
The Small:
Also my own.
The Grandfather:
She is his sister.
The Investigator:
to whom?! to
I am :
of my brother.
The Investigator:
Give me your papers, you three!! to

xxx: I understood, loneliness is when you buy a premium account on a porn site (
YYY: No, friend, loneliness is when you extend it ><

<xxx> This is not the case. Because you did not eat the caprices of the Minströev babes. It is something with something. No, I did not make any calculations at all. I’m not talking softly with you yet, but I’m talking softly.
<yyy> So you are not the grandmother of Minstrovsk.
<xxx> means that is the case. Not the bureaucracy, but the documentation. Not capricious, but demanding. Remembered? and ;)
<yyy> It is clear. What about the "Stupid Pussy"? :D
<xxx> head of the sector

There is another scandal on TV. Watching these pictures, I want to scream the guard! Who allowed the kids to the building? But the horror is that children spend here every day! This is the town of Chelyabinsk! I thought of myself: "Chelyabinsk children are so harsh that they build their own kindergartens."

Ivanov: I am sitting out of the intersection, trying to find the best remedy for mocking in the internet...
Ivanov: found, it turns out time, crazy, time!!!! to

Over the years, a woman realizes that it is not so difficult to be faithful.

The Steps Road
Sonia, the girlfriend of my wife - an ordinary mad mom of those over thirty, decided to give her daughter to figure skating. I gave.
A day later, afraid of wild traffic jams, I wandered to the ice palace on the subway, so as not to be late and let God not miss any training. All in vain.
In the child, figurative skating caused much less positive emotions than in the mommy, in truth, and it turned out to be not figurative in the daughter. In a word - cold, slippery and hard to fall, this is all the impressions for mom's money.
One day the coach took Sonya to the side and began stealing:
Don't worry about your child, she
Wonderful girl, but as a coach I have to tell you straight: figure.
Running is not for her. Sorry about the data. Try to give it in.
some other sport. There’s nothing wrong, I’m ninety.
I say five percent, but fact is fact. There are sports and
and simpler.
Sonia cried for order (she was right) and replied to the old coach:
It’s a pity, but I wanted to make my daughter a world champion.
The Figure Cat.
The coach did not stop laughing and asked:
In the sense of my daughter?
As a little girl, I watched TV.
Irina Rodin, I dreamed of being a world champion when I grew up too.
I will also stand in skis on the pedestal of honor, with a gold medal on
The neck. But the daughter doesn’t get it... Listen, maybe try it.
To train me? I will try very hard. Well please. What you
The difference for whom to take money?
Stop, stop and stop! Please be calm. What does it matter to me? I am
A trainer, not an animator. If you want to ride on skis, ride anywhere.
Shopping center and cut circles for your pleasure.
Well, I don’t just want to ride, I want you to train me seriously.
All sorts of scraps are scraps. I’m very hard, you’ll see.
What are the smokes there? Sorry for thirty, more than twenty.
Years ago, even before rebuilding, it was too late to start.
Are you mocking me?
What are you losing? I must try, or I will die, or I will never die.
have tried. and...? After all, even the most unthinkably difficult path.
It starts with the first step...
You are right here, but age... Are you well riding at all?
- To be honest, I have never tried, as a child, the parents of bowling
They didn’t buy, feared what was dangerous, and then it didn’t happen before.
So you want me to teach you to stand on the skis?
Well, this is the minimum program, but I would like to be a champion.
The world of figurative catching.
I wonder if somebody will tell me why I’m still here with you.
I stand and talk?

Sonia didn’t shake, holding the coach like a tick. It was her first, most important step.
Then there was the second one, and I bought myself a puddle.
Then the third, fourth, steps were quite tiny, but they were all like one – in the right direction, because despite the curved smiles of others, she believed in herself.
Since then, several years of stubborn training have passed, our Sonia has not yet become a world champion, but the steps on the way to her dream she does not think to slow down, and even vice versa, they have already been picked up for a whole world trip.
Her next recent step (but far from the last) was made at the World Cup, when she walked in the American city of Boston to the honour piedestal as part of the Russian ice ballet team.
Let it not be gold, but only silver, but for some reason I have no doubt that sooner or later Sonka will definitely become the world champion and will be happy to cry under the Russian anthem. It will be, she is stubborn.

On the fifth day of the wedding, only the certificate of marriage saved from confusion.

I look for work. I look at the net for suitable vacancies... a look holds on the topic "time is needed a manager in a large firm".
The poor staff...

From the report of the witness' interrogation: "I saw some muddy people walking near my house - it is unclear whether they were thieves or police officers..."

XXX: We will not meet again.
Elias Gray: What, the dragons in your head voted against me?