and short.
I went home and decided to have a beer.
22 of our laws, you know.
Well, I took it, I went out (and before me the boy came out, so I took a beer, but he was on the motorcycle).
He gathered out...
He is blocked by the Haishnikov car.
I stood up, smoked and listened. A few minutes later, he was asked to sit in the car for menta.
from the car (from gaits) is already type "what used" etc...
comes out lead menta and begins to light a lamp on the nearby bushes, quite awhile powerful I will say.
At that time, I stood and combined two things. important situation and... considered the remains of their finances.
Ment (with the lighthouse) was already going to sit back... dialogue:
I’m sorry, can’t you put it here?
M -... (why, just turned the light and lighted)
I am a little lower, you blind me.
M is... (does)...

... a minute passes...I got rid of the finances.
I - thank you very much
Have you lost something?
I was just wondering if I could get a taxi or not.
m - (pause of seconds 20)... the cock...

This is:

Call the employee with a request (literally) : "Rely on me"!!! to
P.S All that had to be connected away (((

This is another thing, our employees have not been embarrassed for a long time to say: "Come in to me sooner!"...

Husband, wife, two weeks without sex. They fought each other.
The husband, hugging his wife for the waist, almost thoughtfully, gives: and let's, like dogs?
Wife: How is it?
Husband (very seriously): Well, I’ll fuck you in the leg first...And then I’ll go lick the eggs.

For 20 minutes, she could not calm down. What kind of sex? I am married to a spherical bubble in a vacuum.

Happiness, such a stumbling!
They waited, could not wait for the boss to go on vacation. Everyone has some tails from past projects that they wanted to finally pick up in this quiet period.
He left and left me instead of him.and (

Who are your neighbors?
I am two guys.
Mmm, are you friends with them?
My neighbor: Noah, from time to time...

Every girl, hardly getting rid of it,
Until the breasts grow,
He dreams, breathing, of a fairy prince,
Who will find it.
And the princes of these, one or two, fell together,
Especially in our cold areas.
And the girls cry, and the tail is broken,
The divorce is on their cheeks.
The girls of businessmen,
In the ass the masters give up.
There are tens of thousands of them,
Marriage does not take anything.
Time goes by, girls get older.
The pattern of stretches does not please the eye.
Cocktails burned on the herb.
A pattern of old straws fell on the floor.
No need, girls, to aspire to wealth.
The hunt for the prince reminds of the route
A simple, ordinary blasphemy.
Getting married, girls, they don’t take fools.

I need to speak...

Where is the brain? Everything is bad, boring, the grandmothers steal, the power is bad, the prices are huge... And as an election, there is a 30% appearance. Where are the other 70%? How got this alogic behavior, apathy and idiotism. I am going to get more budget babies out of sorrow.

I give myself a cup of tea.
Updated contact status
I smoke with my colleague.
Pepper is just hell.

How many hands under the dryer do not hold, and the jeans still rub :)

From the discussion of the new Android 4.4 KitKat:

XXX: And what does the new version give us?! to

YYY: It is strange. Key Lime Pie is a cake. The name of the product, like all the previous ones, and Keith Kat is not a product, but its name. If Wafers in Chocolate, then understand.

Android 4.4 Lavroviy List

The Crazy Vegan:

“Leonardo da Vinci, Leo Tolstoy and Paul McCartney don’t forget to tell about it, yes.”

Why didn’t you include Adolf Aloisich Hitler on your wonderful list? He was a vegan like you. And send your wonderful arguments to the WHO, which has confirmed this disease.

To the one who says to sneeze - the eggs would be "cut off".

My father told me from his face today.

Yesterday we made a calculation for the installation of the equipment. There is a section, "Installation of the fire alert system". It’s called the Turtle :)

Don’t spend money on clothes... Spend money on travel... It doesn’t matter how old your beds are if you walk in them around Paris.

Someday, your Kaspersky will decide that the main threat to computers are humans and will begin to destroy them.

The Summer Camp. The late evening. They are all lying down, but they are talking to each other. We are undergoing a body inspection.
The door to our room opens, there is a swallow at the threshold and something chews. Alina noticed this and quietly said:
and healed. Are you eating?
The Silence *
And we do not eat.
The Silence *
We are sleeping.
Plavruk officel whispered when he woke up, rattled and ordered everyone to sleep.)

their : )
by Bishop :)
by al1en: ::::}
Ups, it burned up

He suddenly stood on his wife’s foot. Her reaction :
You are a rabbit.

Thus, in the elections to the mayor of Moscow with a huge gap wins the candidate Pocher, gaining 67% of the votes.

Recently I learned that in Italian, nano is gnom. Now I can't normally perceive the word "nanotechnology": so are the bearded dwarfs, who clamp something futuristic with hammer and hammer :R