Two of my best friends were born on the same day, and every year when they come together, I see a congratulatory recursion.

I have a cold, I lie under layers of blankets, but I want to eat! I chose to cook in the kitchen to treat it. And then my sweetheart sneezes in the pot, responding to my angry gaze: “Well, you’ve put so much garlic and pepper there, that if anyone survives, we’ll take a hammer and get it!”

Reference to the book:
I just want to say thank you! In a year my life has changed 360 degrees. It’s all that I’ve sought for decades! At 38 I started to live a full life.

The real paper is very
The relative concept.
I recently tried to read.
Analogue and confrontation
What I cannot increase.
The letter :(
This is problem.

To increase the font of the analog paper, it is necessary to use the utility "lupa".

It was a matter of oil, in the shelter... and we in the section only babies live, here the light gathered to roast the eggs, and there are no eggs, to go out to the corridor and like a bowl without a back-thinking "GIRL WITH EASES, RESPONSE!!and "
:DDD

In Russia there are two types of oil, and you know these types well;)

Q: What type of coffee do you prefer?

I prefer men’s coffee.

On the Yandex market review about the vacuum cleaner (disadvantages):
Purchased through an online store.When they opened the box from there, a huge cockroach came out.

To answer the question to the prosecutor’s office:
Well, write them that we’re almost fixing it all.

Q: Did Nakhera Sobyanin spend so much money on the day of the city?
WOW: He probably found Lužkov’s treasure under one of the sidewalks.

I can't find cowards and I only have one clean socks.
YYY: Well, put it on the h*j and go to work!

of Novosibirsk.
xxx: What you are on foreigners, I was here a few years ago in Peter, just finished school, so the hostess whose apartment was rented, asked where we were from, I said that from Novosibirsk, she said, "A... We came to proceed." We said no, we have our own universities. She was so surprised that there are universities in Novosibirsk.
yyy: Join us, our partners (!!!) In Moscow, they rejoice, for my beautiful city on the Volga, they admire our Ural mountains, they envy that enough to cross the river and you will be in China!
zzz: Yes, and also Moscow colleagues always clarify: Novosibirsk? In what area is this?
Perm taxi drivers are burning: Well, tell me you have a subway!
aaa: brought here some guys-Moscow from the airport... amused the question of the girl... and right away to Vladivostok nearby? Approximately 6000 km. and yes? I thought it was somewhere nearby.

There are two mothers with little children talking about something. One girl cries and cries through, cracking - "Maamaaa! Why does he not love me? Mother is distracted and shouts the same - "The life is not fair at all!and "

I sit in the smoking room, listening to the conversation of two employees (women in the summer).
There are always ants in the sugar bar!
And I was taught how to do so that they didn’t climb on the table.
I worry...
I will pour them sugar on the floor and they will no longer climb on the table!! to
I was smoking :) :)

He burned the bridges, but left the boat.

The preamble.
This was in America in 1999. We worked on a joint program with the Americans. Installation of equipment both Russian and American. As a result, Russian installers and American workers work in one not very large space. Communication, if necessary, is carried out only through an interpreter. Our installers, knowing that American engineers and workers do not understand Russian, no longer embarrassed, accompany all their actions with familiar expressions.

The Ambulance.
I stand on the bottom floor. There are two Americans there. I want to communicate, but the language barrier does not allow.
A few squares above, someone runs a hole key, which crashes to the bottom square just outside of us and falls. A man standing next to him, throwing his finger into the falling key, commented:
“The Devil!“He looks at me with a happy face. I was going to sneak, right. At this point, the second American corrects:
“Wow, the dolphin!” I cried from laughter.

and dear! Your “nothing to wear” is nowhere to put together!

Discussions about sex.

xxx: vegetable oils can not be used for lubrication ;)
In the extreme case, eggs.
I’m who I want to be.)
It’s for egg protein ?

YYY: ahah ?

XXX is not funny.)

yyy: I presented it))

xxx is not good ?
It is OK ?

xxx: once, got an egg, a knife, broke like a bowl xD

YYYY: and you cook)))

...
She says, “Who are you holding me for?” From the seeds the sunflower grows!! to

You and others like:
Where do you find such empty-headed girls? I never met...

My ex (two higher education, one of the diplomas - red) up to 25 years old was sure that the thushenka was in front of the legs, and in the back - a copytka! Cappuccino, the Cappuccino! to
She is not empty. She is just a grandmother =)
Buxxxy

An acquaintance (65 years old) told how her grandson (4 years old) approached her and with sad eyes, seriously asked: "Grandmother, why do I not remember you young?"