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[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52852
 05.09.2011
Many of the girls on the benches say that they love New York, and on the face - that Perm...

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №52851
 05.09.2011
Tatiana: How to install the Macintosh [Apple] operating system for iPhone on the LG CR500 phone?
Yes, I know that requires a request. I would be glad to know how this case is to apologize for the "apple" operating room was.

KRV: How to plug a ship diesel into a rubber boat? Yes, I know I have to remove the bench...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №52850
 05.09.2011
Supplement to:
<UncleFedor> children’s progress has gotten dumb
<UncleFedor> earlier in the institute schedule will be suspended - and you will not push to rewrite
<UncleFedor> the squid approached - the squid - gone.

Why go somewhere if there is a website of a native universe with a schedule?and :)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52849
 05.09.2011

Irina
I removed you from my life!! I removed you from my heart!! to
Evgeny
I forgot my friends.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №52848
 05.09.2011
From VIO on mail.ru
Q: Where can I download the primitive human speech for free?
Write yourself on a dictionary.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52847
 05.09.2011
Commentary on the game on the tracker:

xxx: How can you tell people how much traffic is left?
yyy: Buy a video card at a reasonable price
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Someone has an E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy?
BBB: That’s such a drunk. I sell a motorcycle! urgently!
ccc: I'm not going to drop off but I have a lot of bugs in the game...

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №52846
 05.09.2011
I read the article about the sporting system of the grant. For better maneuverability in it used drives of equal length, so when accelerating the car does not pull to the right.
That is success! These are good guys!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №52845
 05.09.2011

20:49 Why are we not sleeping?
The girls usually write these questions!!))
00:22:46 xxx ln Do you sleep a horse?

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52844
 05.09.2011
The Ministry of Education and Science of the Russian Federation has announced a tender for the creation of a engine for its new project - the multiplayer game "Battle for Moscow".

“Politics... here the phrase ‘new Russian engine’ is more important than common sense. I’t worry about the engine. What is "The Battle of Moscow" and an analogue of WoW?

Will children be forced to play in schools? 10 tanks of the Wehrmacht - 3, 10 tanks and the capture of the barracks - 4. Olya, to the board, show you how you defeat the Hitlerites. Well, who shoots so, da-ka Josefina Pavlovna will show as it should be, for the last time!"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №52843
 05.09.2011
I answered:
It confused:
Shi3A is finally out in September! I even started to differentiate who is still a student and who is not.

How do you bluff this?

Ask to go to school in the morning.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №52842
 05.09.2011
Department of Oriental Studies, subject "Introduction to Oriental Studies". Comparing the East with the West:
Look, Spengler, "The Sunset of Europe" Would any Chinese ever write "The Sunset of China"? Or, for example, the famous phrase "God is dead". Imagine in China - "Confucius died". First, not the fact, and second, what?

[ + 63 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52841
 05.09.2011
With "The Walls of Hate":
I sat bore to eat in front of the calf and here advertisement, bore, ointment from the gemoroi, pads, in the pit sucking tampons terrible, bore, all like war, heels makeup of the fucks, fastum gel fucking squeezed on the ass of the grandfather and all the fucks are visible, pads, pads, inserts all explain how to bore, and I also have a good imagination and bore the fucks red, and there is no meat, no appetite, hemorrhoids, fears, allergies. And there is the shit of NTV, blood, meat, dead bodies, old women, everything is bad, shit everywhere. Thanks tried

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №52840
 05.09.2011
In the inscription on the label forgot to place the gap: "Fresh towel"

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52839
 05.09.2011
I go on the street. A couple of girls aged 15-16. One another tells a love story about herself and her boyfriend:

“And here he says to me, ‘When I met you, princess, I loved you at first sight!’... Fuck, I was so roasted, Fuck, here he told a fairy tale, Fuck!

Guys, where do you find these roaring horses, and why do you call them princesses? What is the attraction to centaurs?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №52838
 05.09.2011
During the day, he behaves like an ordinary person... and as soon as Saturday comes... with the first sounds of incoming messages, opening windows and running browsers, making tea and sitting on the couch, he becomes... a drumming... a socially active hammer!

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52837
 04.09.2011
I love red caviar only because it looks like poppy polyethylene, only edible :)

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52836
 04.09.2011
Xxx: I go to work, and I saw the advertisement of the antenna "Tricolor". I read something.
Back home, I decided to go back.
Mmm: And what is it that you wrote that you were on the job?! to
Xxx: "Your neighbor is worth it!"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52835
 04.09.2011
July is Hi! How is the weather in Peter?
Iks: Hi, shit
I’m talking about the weather!!! to

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52834
 04.09.2011
This is Ukrainian! Table at one of the birds in the zoo: "African Marabu. Marabou to live down".

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52833
 04.09.2011
Going out to nature. I woke up in the morning with traces around the tent. Then I hear a lively discussion:
1 is a bear.! to
Fuck you, not a bear! What do you know, technician!
Look here, you fool!! The same ones!!! to
Damn, maybe a bear.

I get closer, I observe the landscape: these two fools on the iPhone opened a photo blog of some naturalist and check traces on the earth with traces on photos...

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