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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102334
 31.08.2014
I learned how to enjoy studying.
You just take and enjoy.
WOW :...
It’s like rape, right?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102333
 31.08.2014
Anna Sh. However, as practice shows, the only way not to suck in the entrances with our mentality is the death penalty.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №102332
 31.08.2014
Some people are always ashamed of their country, but for some reason they are never ashamed of themselves.

[ + 44 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102331
 31.08.2014
They reproach Russia that the bondage law was abolished here only in 1861.

Separate toilets for blacks and whites in the U.S. existed until 1964.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102330
 31.08.2014
Review of the film: A Bright Future. America is turned into a burnt desert. Well, in principle really bright )))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102329
 31.08.2014
from VK:

XX: kiss your hand
1) Say your name
2) Name of the guy
Which you like
Write it in 3 groups.
4) Look at your hand

YYY: I have nothing.
YYY: It should be

ZZZ: The Brain

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102328
 31.08.2014
xxx: Still Core i7 is good) In addition to speed there is another nice bonus)
YYY: What, are they not burning?
xxxxxxxxxxx (

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102327
 31.08.2014
If you deal with any hernia meaningfully, then you are a serious person.
Joseph of Egypt

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102326
 31.08.2014
How did I go to see the movie "Save us from the evil"?
Well, this is how - the whole film kept in tension - very interesting... places scary... and tense. In the hands of 2 bottles of water - one opened and the cover somewhere went into the bottle was left quite a little water and at the end of the film when the titles went off I suddenly stood up and poured all the remaining water on my pants.
On the question of a filmmaker at the release of the "good movie" – I just said – "more would..." And lowered my gaze to my pants. The employee whispered... And he said to his friend – "well... And you didn’t say anything terrible".
Ssssssss...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102325
 31.08.2014
A stranger is sadly condemned:

It’s time to learn Russian. Or I had to crack in the meat store.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102324
 31.08.2014
I work in a veterinary clinic. I’ve heard all kinds of definitions when they bring a cat and try to replace the word ‘castration’.
But the last case surprised me:
- I need a cat... to deprive... e-e... of parental rights.


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №102323
 31.08.2014
We celebrate a year of relationship with a friend. I decided to remember where it all started. I tell her:
Natasha, we’ve been together for a year.
What she answers:
Would you extend?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102322
 31.08.2014
Listen, if you connect several compops and monitors, can I press Ctrl + C on one, and Ctrl + V on the other?
YYY: Well... How are you connected?
After a short silence: And the fucker knows him.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102321
 31.08.2014
<...> there somehow begin to believe in bodies of Russian soldiers
==== is
I will tell you more: not only the soldiers, but also the officer!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102320
 31.08.2014
"The City of Sins"-2.
Naked women, gangsters and maniacs. Somebody is constantly being killed on the screen.
What are you warning before the movie begins? is correct. Smoking on the screen.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102319
 31.08.2014
Cats were never fed with whisky, but at some point the crown began to give whisky along with a bag. In the morning a bag, in the evening a bag of whisky. A month later, the crown became thin. and absolutely. Direct marabou ((( stopped giving - after two weeks operated and again became a human)))


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №102318
 31.08.2014
My daughter and I came to a friend, she has a cat of the species of Sphinx. The daughter looked at this bald miracle for a long time, and suddenly she whispered: “Mom, who is this?”
I say:"This is a cat" The following question killed me:
- "Why is it so bad?"


[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №102317
 31.08.2014
Repair of motorcycles:
We take the dough and drag him home to please everyone there. Well, if for some reason your woman doesn’t like silencers, buy her flowers along the way. This will ease the blow.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102316
 30.08.2014
Stone to the news "A dispute about Kant’s work in the turn for beer ended in a shooting":

XHH: In Irbit, one fellow killed another because of a dispute about what is cooler, poetry or literature.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №102315
 30.08.2014
Come here :

"If you consider that the perfume is made with the addition of human urea for smell resistance, then it is not necessary to imagine it.)"

Ambra (one of the main fixers in perfumery) is extracted from the intestine of the XD cashalot, and the essential oil of jasmine, for example, contains indol, which smells of nothing but debris. And the perfumers grind, but devoutly "taste" the indole notes of spirits, because "nature product" :)).
Everything is conditional.

New school year :)

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