Aaaabatsaka
the aunt came to the reception, in the passport the date of birth 29.02.1943, the database does not allow to enter this date.
all the remains of the department proved that the 43 was not on February 29 ))))
During the wartime, by order of the Supreme Commander-in-Chief.

Tickets in TP:
Please help me. Yes, I am a fool. But that’s not a reason not to help me.

The fairest money in the world is distributed: everyone complains about the lack of money.

For the first time I went on a trip to America. I jumped in the evening.

The hotel bar to drink and relax. The bartender asks me.

50 grams of vodka.

He looks at me suspiciously and asks:

You are from where?

I am from Russia, what is it?

You drink vodka in Russia, right? Sorry, but I have no weight.

I give you 50 milliliters. well is?



is logical.

Igor Levitsky (www.levitski.com)

Why Putin decided that the Eurovision final will be held in Moscow

But not Peter?

“I didn’t want Peter to lose his reputation as a cultural capital.

I was saved from loneliness. Gave a toy. The appearance is as close as possible to reality, intuitive interface, the ability to control the voice at a distance and a bunch of functions with the possibility of development! (( is =
YYY : Oh! Is this the dinosaur robot we’ve seen recently?
You are a cyborg = You gave me a puppy! (( is =

I decided to ask a new internet provider in Kemerovo, I called their number (I was told in advance that there was a dumb blonde there), but I took the risk. The following dialogue:
I:-Hello, and you have an internet connection how much it costs
Are you only interested in the internet or cable TV?
I: Only the internet!
B: What is your name?
I: Philip, my name, so how much is it worth?
B: We have it for free! Can you tell me your contact phone number?
I: How much installation work?
B: Sorry, I don’t know, so what is your number?
I: You first tell the cost of the installation works!!! to
B: Well I really don’t know, we’ll get you the cable to the house, it’s free, you can take the computer to the entrance and work right there!!!! to
I (confused): I don’t think you should give me my number then.
B: No, let me register, and let us file the application for the connection?
I: Ugo, the testimony
B: Please contact me, Philip!! to

Here are such blondes sitting and answering the calls... I then judged as if I was sitting at the entrance, I think I could move there and live? by GravE (c)

You are stupid, Philip! You were told in Russian, the connection is free. And the installation work cannot be assessed by phone; he knows that you have an apartment, how many cables will go, how many walls you will have to drill, etc. About "take out the computer in the entrance" - the girl has begged you!

In the second year, I am convinced that it is not time that heals, but the index finger soaked with saliva.
and hdg700

I went to eat the cake.
Nice to eat!
Fuck, they don’t give you tea.
Nick: Come on that way! Even the cake has not been picked up.
Three people are already bathing.
See also: aaaa
Tagged: fucks
We need to share.
One of them is a commercial director.
What are you like as a little girl?!? to
Spit on him!! to
Alyssa: Definitely well!!!!! to
Nick: on the cake, not the director!!!!! to

1: Can’t, you got out of bed and got out of there, what suddenly?
No, I’m lying right from the bed. :)

(The case occurs in qip'e)
Protein
It is :'(

NF
not rev.

Protein
can not

NF
I look at this smiley, full of tragedy, hopelessness and disappointment, I penetrate it with sympathy, I begin to sympathize with it, looking at his touching tears... and then this foolishness stirs up...

Q: Do you have any plans yet?
Well, how do you say, yes, so far in thought.
HHH: эх...this is how you all... think... and then you learn that you have a second child there :)

The FSB has come here to test! It smells like cabbage and beer.

b0mba
for the department attached "coaxial serial server" o_O accounting has been completely

Anastasia
Is it that? o.o

b0mba
No one knows about (O our mat responsible is lost in guesses)

It happened that a day ago the commissioner of criminal investigation called me and proposed to come to him, “shake,” so to speak...
It turned out that the phone I bought 1.5 years ago was stolen! In connection with this, I need to write an explanatory and pass on this subject to our brave militia. And to the question - how do I now have no mobile phone? ", was this answer: "there is a mobile phone (checked, theft (theft, robbery) does not pass!Go with him until you buy a new one, then call, I’ll come and pick it up!
Everyone hates our police.

Call for support:
(Women’s Voice) Hi... You know, I’m being blamed by a man who slips off the screen.

<Wild[bnc]> Shakes was a wild spell... logged on to work, looked into the camera in the warehouse. Someone is playing Generals from a laptop.
<Wild[bnc]> There is a printer nearby. I remotely send him a task - "Who are you? We burned you!and "
<Wild[bnc]> Chel immediately just _fall_

I wanted to find links in the photo of the wedding makeup. Google published: "Wedding makeup of Kharkov"

For a long time, I thought it was a city.

From Chat
I remember saying on the key “I live from Columbus in 5 minutes.” There was a punch-red apple when the people began to roar.
The road to Columbus is now cheap.

In fact, the sun is turned back to us.
sof'ya: I’ve always suspected this...