Serg: On the occasion of the rental, Yulia will come to me today (a clay brunette), and at lunch must come to Light (a rugged, slim, orgy-like body) at the expense of contracts.
It feels like you’re lacking ?
and STOP. How did you find out?

The most ugly women mimic the monthly on February 23, and the festive orgasm on March 8.

We are in a psychic room in a couple. Distributing the sick. I am given the sick, with the words: "And I will give you the good! Anxious, nervous, with madness and hallucinations.

evening wife after training on horse riding (namely training, not simple rides):
You haven’t seen me tomorrow!

xxxh: a friend broke his phone, wrecked, got for a while the old...
XHH: He should have come to me, calls and asks, “Does she have a charge from Siemens?” I said from nowhere, did not use Siemens, he grit "yes, every family should have a charge from Siemens!!and "
xxh: after 2 weeks cleaned the closet, found a charging from Siemens... ppc... o_O

xxx 18:27:31 is probably the first film in which Seagal was lulled.
yyy 6 September 2010 by 18:28:12
We are waiting for Machete 2, where the bullies are given to Norris.
xxx on September 6, 2010 by 18:30:22
This will cause a universal error and the world will be closed :D

xxx:I thought until the age of 24 that the column was written as kAnAпля (from the test word kAnAbis), so for meskalin you can forgive)))
YYY: And now you are honestly sure that the column is the only correct version of writing?
XXX: Is there anything else?
YYY: No, not that you are!

Good asphalt on the road does not fall.

For lunch, not only a spoonful, a plate with soup would be good.

an honest official.
The story of a familiar operative: In one prefecture, we developed a serious uncle. His signature cost tens of thousands of dollars.
It seems he took... They take it all there, otherwise, why would all there be pearls. And our uncle, according to the operational data, took often and not much. Finally we waited for a man whom our uncle artificially stopped building. The man and so on, the uncle "entered the position" and showed 500,000 thousand rubles on his fingers. The builder nodded and went to us.
We supplied him with sealed bills, set up a camera and a dictionary, said, “Neither foam nor pen” and sent to “Uncle.”
The man, entering the office, took his papers.
Do you give me your papers again? I said I can’t allow it!
Sorry, but it’s for you.
He moved an envelope on the table. The uncle grabbed him with one rush, looked at him and when he saw the money he cried out: - Puppy!!! How dare you offer me a bribe!! to
With these words, he flashed the envelope into the open window of his office.
Go out of it!! And thank you for not giving you where you should be!! to
At this moment, we break into the office and... sadly grab his strong hand, because we all heard through the intercept. They apologized, said that it was nice to meet an honest person, etc. One of us, of course, ran right down... but half a million, in the center of Moscow, lie no longer than five seconds.
We were all soaked, because a whole of 500,000 were swept. Terrible to remember.
But miracles do not happen, after six months we took this uncle already according to all the rules, took him and his nephew, who stood on the street with a blues on his mouth and waited for the money rain from the fortress.
Usually, after receiving the bribe by the nephew, the uncle immediately calmed down and positively solved the problem of the applicant.

The driver stops the driver:
Why do you drive without seat belts?
The Driver:
Are you not happy?

I took a puppy. A month we suffer, how to name Overlooked a lot of options
I : well. Let’s call him a bandit. Reduced band
Husband: No, better hooligans, reduced... no... no need

Phone of Father.
A: I am going to you. What to take from food?
I: There is no daddy. Bring me a better flower.
A little thought: and the rubber grandmother

For me, please, a blue Bond with lung cancer.

catty (10:27:01 03/09/2010)
Yesterday a colleague made me an original compliment, looking at my legs on the 10cm stick, "It could be even worse, he said" =)

Ana: Snippets on Yandex are still delivered. In Ukraine, the number of fake banknotes of 500 hryvnia is growing. They mimic all signs of authenticity – that is, water signs, colored fibers, the relief of the text “BILLET BANK OF RUSSIA”...

(On the department was instructed to make a list of former group members - who where works)

I’m saying you’re an optimist.
Antonha: No... don’t dare... it’s better to write that I’m a prostitute working... on an assassination... than an optimizer...

<serg> We are going to get them! Let’s get, so to say, the pen of satire in the thick official ass!
<dema> If every one of our critical articles, like a bird’s feather, had stumbled into thick officer’s ass, then we would not have a city administration, but a pavilion breeder...

xxx: today on a couple, the reader says: old man, write me your mobile phone number
xxx: yyy from the neighboring party: better server and nick in the wave

The mountains:
Immediately, the woman, asleep, stood on her forehead at the table. I woke up, shocked and struck the closet.)
Injury at work)