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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №18954
 07.08.2009
Love is a disease that only sex can cure. Nick is blue.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №18953
 07.08.2009
Order of the President of Ukraine No. 161/2009-rp

Order of the President of Ukraine of March 6, 2009 No. 38

38 06.03.2009 Order of the President of Ukraine of March 6, 2009 No. 38 "About cancellation of the Order of the President of Ukraine of December 13, 2007 No. 292"

President of Ukraine Viktor Yushchenko

31 July 2009

http://www.president.gov.ua/ru/documents/9672.html

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18952
 07.08.2009
The Cinderella:
Did my shoes fit when I got married?
The Prince:
It was a semi-final. Now we will measure Busthalter No. 5.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №18951
 07.08.2009
The entire day lies the Internet channel from the provider (On the server problem). In the office of aural, the internet is needed (30 comps, all use email).
From the wall is a whirlwind (I don’t know where, I don’t know where). Click, click, the IP is determined automatically. Now the entire office works through the provider "wall telecom". So, comrades, the internet can be in any piece of cable.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18950
 07.08.2009
To wash again today the bosses half a day...I’ve already suffered. Working without a boss is blasphemy.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №18949
 07.08.2009
Please please!! Pirates do not go to the movies smoked, or from your comments I could not see the horror movie normally. Not horror, but a comedy.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18948
 07.08.2009
I work as Sisadmin at the Bank, my girlfriend is a database operator in a bookstore.
History of the night we sleep. Here my finger is stuck in my eye, well, I naturally jump out of bed, next to sleeping my girlfriend I ask her:
What are you doing?
Without waking up, he replied:
I write a book...
In the morning, I told her that you gave me the eye in the night, stated that I was reading a book. Her response struck me:
- It's still that you came out a day in a dream in a knee pushed me said that you remove spam, and recently you said to me in a dream that I don't ping...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18947
 07.08.2009
White sharks generally do not eat people, but are curious and taste everything unknown.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №18946
 07.08.2009
From the "Guide for a Naturalist": The Green Dutch... releases a loud whispering cry of "clay-clay-clay" or a gradually quieting "gluke-gluke-gluke".

I do not know what to think.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18945
 07.08.2009
There is nothing to eat??? Listen to the audio!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18944
 07.08.2009
Using the opportunity that everything goes into the abyss, I greet all of Russia!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №18943
 07.08.2009
KD: I don’t get bored. Half a day I sit and look out the window on the road... On the asphalt a hole in the width of the strip... and all passing machines dive into it. Traffic workers came to fix the problem. We slept with asphalt, we ran... And there was a straw, now all the machines are jumping... Fun! =) is

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №18942
 07.08.2009
I am delayed for technical reasons.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18941
 07.08.2009
An analogue of Dr. House in Russia is Artemiy Lebedev. The unbroken shrugged, forever dissatisfied with everyone, sends everybody out, but for some reason, many are rushing away from him.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №18940
 07.08.2009
You read quotes about the day of the air defense and how it became possible that peaceful citizens are afraid of their defenders. Imagine what it would be if the veterans of the Great Patriotic at every step would hang on you with the words "Brother, yopt, drink for the 144 infantry company, n-regiment, n-division, n-front... how don't you want??? We shed blood for you, shit!But these people have done for us a million times more than a nonsensical deadline in the blue beret. Honor and respect for them.

Youngest Lieutenant of the Reserve. Medical Service

Artem Shehovtsov

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18939
 07.08.2009
5 August 2009, 17:39
The newspaper.ru
Chuck Norris asks Obama to show birth certificate
and Chuck! We are with you!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18938
 07.08.2009
We recently traveled with a friend in a car through half-country from Moscow to Tamani. The road map of Russia was purchased. He is driving, I am the assailant.
D: I should stop and take a bath. Are there waters nearby?
I (within the map on which I see a small blue triangle): We will now drive through the village, next to it some blue shit is painted. Lake, probably... Just some form is too correct. I will look at the legend.
D: Well what is it? The Blue Brothers?
I (studying the special designations on the map): No. You know, but you almost guessed. This is DPS!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №18937
 07.08.2009
I am a fool! I am bad! It is just PPS!
BBB:Guy :) and I am the girls who organize suffering on the grounds of all appearance I send a daddy pre-prepared with photos of various wicked ones :)) in 5 minutes they are already rotting and do not think about their appearance...
A: It is fun. Come out to me?
BBB: eyeyeyeyeye... no... no.
AAA : Why?
What is there, am I there?!!!! to
BBB: No Comments
* has been removed from your list of friends*

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18936
 06.08.2009
ZZZ is unfair. 200 for both marriages. 200 for each divorce.
xxx: entrance ruble, exit two)))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №18935
 06.08.2009
On Monday, I was sent to the office car to send reports to the tax office.
I go in. Careful security guard:"Fall out!"
I am from such an organization to report.
Organizers are missing!
And I don’t have a bank pass, I’m just on the lists for entering the building. To explain it to him I did not decide, I took Visa from my wallet and said:"Here!"
Is he a new model?
I am UGU.
The guard is you, go here. A second guard appears. He says, “Look at the girl’s pass, have you seen it?”
Watson, I have seen it.
Here is my name and name, here is the logo.
The guards, go on.

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