to this:
The general cleaning. I went into a room and found a fan. In the other, they found a vacuum cleaner. Judging by the trend, in the next we will find another room or at least the entrance to Narnia.
*** rented an apartment with a girl a couple of years ago, agreed with the owners to make a cosmetic repair for a discount on payment, ripped the wallpaper in the same room and found a door, without a pen and lock, and behind it a dark room of about 1x2 meters.

"Today I got the autumn jacket out of my closet and realized that it was some kind of Pidorsky.
YYY: You said the same about summer clothes.
Do you think it’s not about clothes? Wait Oh Shi ~

I have always been embarrassed by one fact. Oil is expensive in the world market, but gasoline is expensive. They say "Raws have increased". Oil is cheaper, but gasoline is again expensive. They say "Compensate the losses".

I asked my husband to wash at night. I already worried about the house to the evening, I sit next to it, reading hotdogs. He stands in a fork, scratches methodically with a metal washer, and suddenly says melancholy:
The Favorite! I’ll give you this star, of course, but I’m sure I’ve been fucked somewhere! and ;)

Do you have a large and important SQL database on your server?
Yes, but why to you?
I want to learn SQL on the Brazilian system.
- (o) and (o)

What is this file?
222: Yes, what is this file?
333 and Nub)
444: The Nub
So what is Nub?? to

to this:

Working as a master in the construction of roads:
Drivers (40 years old men) found a halahup,
Now work is worth.

— — —
Guy, judging by the state of the roads, they always carry this hookup with them;)

I will add to the topic "Task in Russian for foreigners in the mode "nightmare"
Translate the dialogue:
Is there no?
No, there is!

Because of these:

I took a taxi yesterday. A young Eastern man. On the crossroads, a small lighthouse burns little. I was driving for a short time thinking through two consecutive meetings on the red - wick! Right is not a pity? He replies, I do not have them!
I love Moscow.
_______________________________________________________
I hate Moscow!!!! to

Meanwhile, several years ago, a geological exploration company from Norway found oil and gas reserves in Syria that would allow this small Arab country to reach the top places in terms of production.

The Norwegians have discovered 14 oil fields in Syria, including four of the largest fields in the vicinity of the coastal city of Banias near the Lebanese border. Despite signed agreements on secrecy of the results of the work, they were sold to several international oil corporations.

And then the West understood that the Syrians have no democracy.

This is:

By the way, Google tasty, Apple cat, can offer MS from the next major update to use, for example, bird names. Meet the new Windows! The same thing.)

Sorry what? Since when has it become a bird?? to

A drunk cosmopolitan deputy bitten an employee of the GIBDD by the finger

Difference between physical law and state law:
The state law was issued - and the HZ, it is performed or not.
And the physical, on the contrary, is always fulfilled, and whisper whether someone has formulated it at all or not.

The full discussion of the draft document on the invasion of Syria by both houses of parliament is expected to begin no earlier than September 9.
I imagined the American parliament invading Syria in its entirety – holding back, despite the dramatic situation. Well okay we - simple mortals, but journalists - learn to build phrases normally!!!! to

I received a SMS from my mom’s phone number:
Hello, please put my money on the phone. Tagged with"

I thought for 5 minutes exactly how they were trying to divorce me.

I listened to Manson’s mother and Dima Borger. Pleased with each other and music, they went to sleep.
Does your mom listen to Manson and Dima?
Do you think I am so fucking?

from ZH
I was only invited to Santa once – I was 4.
I already knew what it was for pepper and how much it was placed (from where - hz...)
And when he appeared and instead of giving me a gift immediately, wished that I read the poem, I was offended. For our own money, read poetry! She went to another room and asked to leave the gift under the tree.

All of us!
Schedule of lessons for today:
Chemical properties of methane;
A. Difficulty in translation.

Correspondence with the client:
We have a good accountant, so we send you a sample of invoice.
We are. We also have, so we send you a sample filling sample.

Lectures, the question of the task "What do you need to do so that the Russian language became popular among foreigners?"

The voice from the audience: "And only peaceful ways are possible, yeah?"