Do you remember I worked in pharmacies as an Aitishnikov?
A 16-year-old neighbor asks for help with the tests.
Yaya: I think "thinking to buy", and hid a couple at our nearest point. brought
Yaya: my friend is hysterical "I asked you to help me with math!!and "

XXX: Soon there will be a people’s mark on the Jaguar :)
Yyy: Oh, and to advertise it will Arshavin :)
zzz: At the world championship in Jaguar, won a 14-year-old student from Samara. The main prize of the competition was a liver transplant.

He says: I want you.
She says, “I am a grey!
He is an old astronaut.
She: Who is the old astronaut?
[17:51:28] She is: yeah
She: Who is the old astronaut?
She says, “You are chasing.
[17:51:48] He is a grapefruit

There is always a limited choice of path.

They do not take us anywhere. These are the culbits - it is impossible to compose even in a drunk ugar.

There lived a quiet boy, a student of physics Bory Hoffman, a conditionally Russian from a decent Jewish family. He lived in the Moscow community, because he came to study from somewhere wrong from Chernovtsy, not from Vinnitsa.
A modest young man. I didn’t walk, I wasn’t noticed in the student slides either. I studied slowly.

At this time, a group of American interns arrive at the university. Beginning of the nineties. The restructuring! Only allowed to universities to allow foreigners from not friendly to us Western countries.

As for further integration and for purely peaceful purposes. Fighting with the Moscovites was not enough to watch and get used to it, and here are real living Americans. Curiosity has defeated natural robustness, and for the first time in three years of study he is chosen to some kind of student shelter, where there is a brotherhood of two powers. The people are drinking, singing, dancing, squeezing a little, and someone is already kissing. And Bora, who is unable to do neither one, nor another, nor third, finds himself wiped out somewhere in the kitchen area, where he is entrusted with a responsible matter in the form of dirty dishes and the collection of garbage.

Behind this household prose he is accidentally noticed by an American lady, and
Bora falls into her soul with her incredible economics and domesticity. to meet. They begin to communicate. And he likes her more and more: he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t smoke, he doesn’t climb under his shirt, he cookes his own egg, he leads to museums. Six months of close communication, and the lady travels to her native American states absolutely in love and conquered. Yes, and Borya is covered with romantic feelings and him. Then there is correspondence, mutual explanations on a mixed Russian-English slang and, like apophysis, the decision to get married. Since the student for this purpose can not quickly get to America, the lady, through complicated chess combinations, scraps the Russian visa and goes to her fiancé to strengthen the feeling of the bonds of legal marriage. Well, of course, it begins to walk by instances, pins, fussing from one responsible to another, in general, our normal surr, without which even living would be uninteresting.

But these two young men and time ahead of them have a downfall. In short, they are all overcome, they are combined with a legal marriage, and the newly married husband is hugged with his American wife at the place of his new residence. Northern Arizona, in the territory of the Indian Tribe Reserve
and Navajo. My favorite was an Indian. Her father was an Indian. And the whole family too. But Bora does not give such nonsense importance, you will think, surprised, he and himself is a representative of an equally oppressed nation. They live – they live. And after some time, the man, who was - not much, not little - the leader of the tribe, dies. Since he did not leave male heirs, according to custom, the title of leader was transferred to the husband of the eldest daughter.

So the simple Soviet Jew Borya Hoffman became the leader of the Indian tribe.
Moreover, thanks to the efforts of fellow tribes, he received a seat in the House of Representatives. And he earned the fame of a fierce fighter for the rights of the Indians, because in every speech he spoke with feeling about how his people are offended:

And it is we, every time he reminded the public, that we are
Indigenous people of the United States of America.

A computer mouse at night gathers the crumbs from your desk and hides them in the keyboard, making stocks for the winter!!! to

Intel will give every St. Petersburg schoolchild a laptop by 2012!
Was Intel informed?

From the news:
Color range of Lada Granta. The new will be painted, in addition, in enamel "granta" (grey-blue "non-metallic"), "portwein" (dark-boarded), "risling" (silver-grey), "cosmos" (black), "calina" (bright-red), "persian" (dark-blue), "sovinyon" (silver-grey), "Columbian green" (zoro-olive).

The engineers of the car are not burning at all.

Looking at a pack of cigarettes I think - why not force manufacturers to make an inscription on the screen floor of the zombie fighter: "Seeing television programs can cause slow and irreversible brain drying!!and "

I, of course, understand everything: to use the ost from the anime (Elfen lied) in the advertisement on Russia 24, to wrestle the musical theme of the hobbit in some Orthodox show... But in the show about the "ancient civilizations" to show the map of GIRANA from Lineage 2 is to overcome O_o.

Green Day have a song called American Idiot.So this single reached 61 place in the U.S. charts and 1 place in the charts of CANADA! This is the friendship of peoples.)

But if there is a "synarist" - then there must be a "daughter". and :)

I'm already going to the blanket, good night!
And you’re there, and I’m a patriot, I’ll go to the blanket!

my grandmother (84 years) about sushi: And then on some cut plates served some slick fish, which cats give conscientiously, and uncooked rice. They told the sauce to soak, and there in the plate, the thickness is dark and the soaps give. What do the Japanese eat all the time? One word is non-Christians..."

Dialogue in Communication:
See, your neighbors are cooking your pellets.
And our pets!!? to
Your neighbors
Huh

In fact, all people are realistic.
Everyone’s reality is theirs.

I want sex...
M – It’s not about me... I won’t sleep with you.
So why wow?
M – I don’t think you can surprise me with anything in sex. HDD
Well, I can sleep...

There was a conversation in the office, where to go to rest:
Or maybe in the bathroom?
(The serpent slightly crumbled, like not very hard...) I can’t...
What is pressure? Or his wife :)
Pressure from the wife (and the face became even more sad)

VKontakte commentary under the photo of a woman depicted by plastic surgery:
XXX is dead and has disappeared.
YYY: Do not carry the shit.
zzz: take a spat.

Raph: And this machine has the breasts and legs offgenic. The rest is hard to say.)
Raph: Plya, instead of "Masha" wrote with the big letter "Siski")))))
Junior: The Mushroom!! to