This is all Portlandcement’s fault!!! to

XXX is Volandemort! This is an autopilot!!! ?

Tanks are evil. Yesterday, I have sex with a girl, and in the process, my leg is broken in the bed. The first thought-"The hose is broken. Movement is impossible"

Once I parked at the store.

Incassiers come in, one goes out with a carabine, followed by another two with bags and go to the warehouse.
Returning back, two people with their bags begin to go into the car, and the man with the carabine turned his back to them and this covers them in the manner of commando (carabine overweight).
While he was riding, they left and forgot about him.

Impressions from the first flight on a plane
I was flying on a plane for the first time even before I remember myself as a baby.
So probably my reaction to my first flight was to grieve, cry and fall asleep.

The lessons at school were very helpful. Every boy understood - you will learn badly, you will become a worker.

Sumatrix: What a wonderful morning today...
Savitri: tell me
sumatrix: prehistory: how do you know I hide from the cat phone, or he likes to play with him when he vibrates, to go into dusty corners where he is discharged and it is impossible to find him without dancing with the drum
Sumatrix: And here I pick up the alarm clock and put it on the closet above me. I need to get up to turn it off.
and savitri :)
sumatrix: and here today I woke up from the fact that first sounded the alarm clock, and then a scratch, a whirlwind, something soft fell on me, then it ran over me, and something big and hard fell in its place, there was a lot of noise and strange sounds around.
Savitri :D is it?
Sumatrix: It was then that I realized that the cat still caught a mobile phone on the closet from the jump, but did not hold back and pulled a box with a barrel, naturally right on me.
Sumatrix: And at that moment I decided that the apocalypse had already happened prematurely, and I lay down thinking what to do next.

“I come home and say goodbye, ‘Four tankers and a dog.’
Is the movie going or is the wife cheating?

I live in Germany. Today in English in college watched the Christmas series "Friends")
Dear, where are you going?
to Minsk.
and Minsk? Where is it?
It is in Russia, my dear.
(and the whole group is watching my Facebook spam)

What kind of monsters are in the Duma?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You didn’t play xxx.
YYY: and I thought about our word =))))

Review of Bearpaw Redman on a well-known online store:

I bought this onion, sharpened it at +16, inserted the CA on the crete. damage and focus, also did not wish the full ATT for the holy day. He went out on the street on the hole, damaged the first meeting mob... In the end, he received 2 years conditionally...

On the street – 48
I live in a private house, comfortably in the courtyard, I sit and think to go and suffer or sit and suffer.

Tatiana
Hi, let me meet you.
Alexis
) ) Well let’s ))
Tatiana
I am cheerful as a boy.
Alexis
I am Alexey and I am so happy!!! to

In the past 10 years, 19 Russian adopted children have died in the United States.
According to 2006 data, in 15 years in Russia died 1220 children adopted by Russians.
Funny, but our Prezi... is firmly convinced that the root of evil is still in America and continues to tell about his achievements to Russia.

Anya
Here are 6 movies! About how a boy was found half-orphan, how he grew up as a Jedi, married, became a round orphan, how he was cut off his hand, how he whipped his pregnant wife, how his children grew up, he went to the dark side of shit, almost whipped his daughter, killed the star of death a few planets, how his son whipped the star of death, found his sister, the cowboy (!), he killed his teachers, kicked off his hand to his son, Luke, I'm your father - NOOOOO!, as the son kissed with his daughter, INCEST JOPT!, the daughter in the golden swimsuit, and on her drowned more than one generation of teens, the son learned the strength, JODA DIED, DRAKA!, PIZDEC!, the good as a result still won, glory to Lucas!
by 14:19:46

Dmitry
I watched this movie badly.

XX: By the way, about Freud’s reservations.
XX: I had an anal device called an analogue at one point in the universe.
......
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx On the contrary! It is an analogue!!! to
XXX is fucking

xxx: you know when I see an advertisement before watching a video, I automatically remove this item from my list of future purchases. Marketers sucks

To sow doubts in a woman, you must agree with her.

I’m on a trolleybus today. The trolleybus is hit by a battle - the mosquito does not fly.

And among all this crowd - very impressive dimensions of the conductor. Then she said a phrase that raised everyone’s mood for the whole day:

Hold on, little girl, I’m gone!

My friend decided to talk about our future.

I spent half an hour talking about teleportation, lasers and power fields.

As I found out later, I didn’t quite understand the question.

shsmad> You confuse, pirates are in the oceans, on ships.
poterin> Agree, always considered this name to be unsuccessful. There is some ambiguity. If a Somali pirate puts a licensed Windows, will he cease to be a pirate? and :)