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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №18854
 04.08.2009
Lucky to you!! I watched the movie for a long time. Not the Russian. I want to know the name. There was a prison, I don’t know how people got there. I remember an ordinary man, another, he hanged a photo of naked women on the wall, from them a vagina was formed, and from him he shut his eyes and looked at everyone. There was a man with a third-size breast. They wanted to escape from there. There was a book they tried to get rid of. The content of the book was constantly changing. There was a ritual to get out of prison. A component was needed: the blood of a virgin. A man with a breast was used instead of a virgin. The movie is psychological.

Just don’t ask me what I smoked, and don’t ask me to quit. There really is such a movie. I hope for you. The whole brain eats trying to remember.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18853
 04.08.2009
Remove the foolishness from the forum!
Admin: Where is it?
Chefs: what are the branches of fisting and canting?
I can't find it, but I can scrap it.
Sorrento, he got hot. Fishing and Hunting
I would marry you, Barry.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №18852
 04.08.2009
From the sex forum.

Soslo: I am very curious, has any of the girls had an orgasm during a gynecological examination?
Dog: Meeting question: guys who ended up on the appeal commission...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18851
 04.08.2009
(Friday 10 July 2009 by 01:39 )
No, I don’t sleep, but in my opinion, it’s a bit of some kind, in the middle of the second night to roar in karaoke Zemfiru "Would you want me to kill neighbors who are hindering sleep?and "

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18850
 04.08.2009
The Union of Cinematographers has submitted to the Duma a bill on tariffs on audio-video equipment. These stucks want manufacturers to deduct them by 0.5% of the cost of each unit of equipment.

Bring it to the top, you have to do something with this marasmo!
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Letters to write. In the Duma, as well as in the Union of Cinematographers and personally Mr. Mikhalkov. It is desirable to correctly and unmatchedly justify their unwillingness to pay for the boring swarms of domestic film industry. Better than paper.

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18849
 04.08.2009
In the presence of the country there is one plus - parents can leave it =))

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №18848
 04.08.2009
<fritz> "As long as you sleep, the enemy does not sleep"
<fritz> more
<fritz> we have 8 hours difference )

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №18847
 04.08.2009

Where are we going?
_______________________

There is an answer to the question.)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №18846
 04.08.2009
Stabbed in the WWE?
On Sunday we walked around the center, with our wife and son (8 years old) - so the subjects behaved very well - the doors to the cafe opened to us, gave the son a flag to waving (he liked it very much), what was fun - so their holiday - let it be.
And the derucas and the girls are attacked by a drunkard who accidentally got into the landing.
We live in Izhevsk
So that

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18845
 04.08.2009
XXX (22:20:51 3/08/2009)
The spider is sitting there all the time.

YYY (22:24:22 3/08/2009)
so cute ) he is lazy, thinks it's a web and you can't get your own :D

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18844
 04.08.2009
Yesterday I watched a family walk on the beach. In front of the meters at 30 - years 5-6 puppies, carrying play as a spy.
Mother screams to him:
M: Go next to us, don’t run far!
Q: No, I will go ahead! So much safer!
M: I said go next to us, you get the ass!
Q: Okay, I will go with you. Safer than that...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18843
 04.08.2009
XXX is
Fuck the Seven. Nothing better than XP.
YYY
And what?
XXX is
From this transparency and special effects, I start to get sick.
YYY
Did you want to launch a notebook and the blockbuster started with Stephen King?
XXX is
in the w. Fuck... there is electricity left to blow up the helicopter.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №18842
 04.08.2009
Mazdaia: Look at it here. Mafia is right in Italy.
Mazdaia: Yakuza in Japan.
Mazdaia: there are gangsters in the US
Mazdaia: and in Russia how?
Volondemord: a united Russia?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18841
 04.08.2009
So now in the gas tank lies a ring, a magnet, a spearhead and a gauge key.
Tell me how to get it all out of there.
We are afraid to go back into the backs again. Can I ride that way?

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Put a lighthouse there.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №18840
 04.08.2009
My name is Ilya!by :

A colleague (K) st told the story:

I have a grandfather (D). He is 90 years old... well, they don’t live so long – somewhere over 90, and he says to me somehow:
D: Oooohh, I’m very old, I’m going to die soon, probably...
Q: Why then grandfather?
D: Yeah... I slept yesterday under the shayaang and I can’t push 150 kg... I try, but I feel a looohomite in my shoulder... ohh... I had to push 145...

The Curtain!

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18839
 04.08.2009
Form of Strike:
It is difficult to imagine yourself as a cool special forces when your bodybuilder after washing his wife smells of a purple peel.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18838
 04.08.2009
Alice in Wonderland ‎(14:43):
Here I am now offered to go to rest...with three men...I am one girl there...
Is it standing?
Ghost ‎(14:43):
have them?
I am sure it is worth ?
Sorry, I can’t stand up ?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №18837
 04.08.2009
I was here on vacation... and I don’t know, educate the plyze... why Putin went down to Baikal... why everyone doesn’t like the megaphone... and who is that mysterious grandfather on the green chess...??? to
Please...or I can’t sleep anymore...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №18836
 04.08.2009
Fossi: Birth is a severe case of separation of personality

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18835
 04.08.2009
There was a rock festival here recently and it happened on the day of the Air Force, so here, I had to get to know one of them, all as it should be, bold, healthy, in a carnage, barbecue, shooting on beer, and here is our dialogue with him:
I: Let me buy you a bottle of beer, and then you break it in the head!
VDF: About whom? Are there programmers?
I: No, only Sisadmin
(Sysadmin, my friend sitting next to me, smoked nervously)
VDV: No, I’m not going to be Sisadmin...I’m the Sisadmin.XDDD

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