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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35558
 05.09.2010
Q: So what are you? I am sick of him!
NN is sick? from him? Will he soon be a dad?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35557
 05.09.2010
He: You’re not like everyone else... The other girls are somewhat empty, and you’re...
With a filler?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35556
 05.09.2010
Just to his neighbor his sister went, brought him a bottle of 0.5 litre mineral:
Sister: Here, I bought you minerals, you asked.
Neighbor: Is she so small?
I’m without a shirt today!
Neighbor: 0_0 I am generally about the mineral.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35555
 05.09.2010
Lisey
O. found a taxi that costs 30p / km. At the same time, they have a service "treat driver" - 50p / km.

by Elvin
= – O

by Elvin
Is it how?

Lisey
Well, it’s probably when a taxi driver carries you drunk in your own car.

Lisey
I want to believe it.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35554
 05.09.2010
B: You have seen it? The carpet has been removed [...]
WOW: I know
Father has already said

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №35553
 05.09.2010
Soffa: I am lying on the beach, next to me two aunts, a kilogram under 100, and I hear one another saying, "Listen, we will come to Kiev - you need to learn to use photoshop.")))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35552
 05.09.2010
My mother told. In the summer, my grandchildren 7 and 10 were in the village.
of years. Then the younger girl approaches her mother and says:
My grandmother has two good and bad news.
My mom said, let’s get bad first.
- Grandma, I dropped toilet paper into a hole (it was in the village toilet)
There is such a hole.
Now get a good one.
“Baby, but I’ve kept the tip of the paper, it can still be pulled out, let’s go.
rather than!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №35551
 04.09.2010
Cursed Advertising: I Fighted With Her!
WOW: How did it fit you? and :)
I just think Red M&M's should meet Green because it's cooler! And she’s that yellow... He’s, you see, more romantic :(
Tagged with: facepalm

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35550
 04.09.2010
I’ve never burned up before.)
We sit with Daddy, we look at the channels, and here we encounter a moment when a man with a big camera photographs a girl with the same big breasts. We are here at the same time:
This is a photocopy!
Here are the titles!
How I was ashamed.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35549
 04.09.2010
You are beautiful like a peach.
WOW: thank you
xxx: not worth it
Tagged: condolences

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №35548
 04.09.2010
A few days ago, the editor of one local newspaper was fired for printing the title of the article "Putin on K. Aline"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35547
 04.09.2010
-/ bought tea "Apple with cinnamon". I cannot catch. If I drink the juice, then I drink the bulk.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №35546
 04.09.2010
I work in the 13th Brigade as a fielder.
I picked up my aunt from the station.
She: - The head of the district removed 54 internal organs from me!
Doctor: What are they?
She: - Both lungs, liver, heart, appendix, ovaries..........=54
Doctor: But you will understand that you cannot live without half of them!
She: Are you a fool?
Doctor: Probably...
She: - You were not in a psychic accidentally!!!!!!!!!!!! (Patients are not informed of our specifics)
The doctor answered honestly.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35545
 04.09.2010
Good bye Hitler!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I am not Hitler.
Eve Brown?
YYY: I am Jan B... Just B...
Zzz: Koku Jan B...
zzz: and you are really B...?))))
YYY: The only thing that is real is B!
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: I think I understood what it was about.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY(

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №35544
 04.09.2010
<xxx> "A man can endure everything if he is not stopped" (C)
<yyy> In the sense of “to endure” = “to endure” or “to take with you”?
<xxx> Yes to any

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35543
 04.09.2010
[02:58:12] <DarkoFF> suggest progu norms for remote access via the innet
[02:58:19] <DarkoFF> not on the spotlight
[03:47:38] <DarkoFF> and one by one that you so, all at once rushed to help

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35542
 04.09.2010
If a guy asks a lot about me, what do I like, what do I like... what does that mean?
What are you interested in him?
Or he just wants to get in.
HHH: No is it. He is a worshiper.
If you think good guys don’t blow up, you’re wrong.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №35541
 04.09.2010
<emutracer> I was at a sewing concert when he had the u2 on the heating were

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35540
 04.09.2010
yasviridov Go to "Lade Kalina" a long way
It is only worth it if you go to Mordor to throw it down to Orodruin.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35539
 04.09.2010
I was in electrical engineering, I remember it was fun. He explained everything very seriously.
Asks: In one relay 50 ohms, in the other 70 ohms. The question is, which resistance is greater?
It is clear that both options have been listed. He looked at him and said, “You don’t understand Nihren. More than 100"

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