and Oxwell:
Maybe a friend is hopeless.

by kroshe4ka:
No to. When they started dating, he wasn’t upset by the fact that half of his friends suffered from her. What is it about?))

by Alekto:
Think it’s kind of like. Friends do not advise badly.

Announcement- "I sell cats at a low price, don't miss your chance and you will have a beautiful green-eyed dog at home in the form of a cat"

XX: What do you think about the goats?
Yyy: If the goose is not against, then why not?

xxx: I was not studying physics, I was studying computer science in the universe, and physics was somewhat easier with us compared to physics.
YYY: That’s why computer games have such a special physics!

Lucrecia: he left her and completely ignored about two months, that is, first she pretended herself that something happened to him, then suffered from suspicions, then she was finally told that he is now friends with another, in general, goat, I shield
Lucrecia: Well, she didn't have enough, she updated her closet, lost fifteen kilos and started shaving her legs.

I wonder why this cat left her.)

I bring as much as I can - suitcase on wheels
I saw your suitcase, you wandered with it.
We were young and as much as we could.
WOW: It was 2 days ago

I have a kindergarten under my windows... and every morning the dumb dwarfs are running through my throat – they don’t want to go there. The Tree of Pain of 300 Spartans.

Lev: You answer me, what is this country and its inhabitants?I am thirty years old and I still do not understand it.
LEV: Imagine a man going into the woods, his mother into the woods, there is only a forest hundreds of kilometers around, even if they die - they will not find. Forests, birds, berries, whites, beauty, even paintings write. And with all that, with all that... Go in the middle of the trail!!! Tell me, what kind of people are they?? to

Kaboska (16:46:09 25/08/2014)
Do you know that your superblaster perforator works when we have children in our guests?? to

Once there was a conversation about young doctors... For many years I have licked my teeth in one clinic, my wisdom teeth are subject to planned removal (i.e. how they will start to bother, running to the doctor)) One removed an elderly surgeon, crushed all the gums, crushed with a hammer and a toothbrush, muddled this, healed for six months. The second is a young girl surgeon, maybe not immediately after honey, but nevertheless... I got into this chair, the whole life has passed before my eyes, everything is darkening, I feel this girl is squeezing slightly and something with a sharp smell in the nose is swept - an experienced nurse has overwhelmed with anesthetic "and what? He is very healthy" I sat for another half an hour, let go, I go to the second round. Well, in general, how she pulled out the crumbling top eight with one handy move, I didn’t even notice. Here is your experience.

Check out the list of products prohibited for sale:

Rocket and space systems, communications and control systems for military purposes and regulatory and technical documentation for their production and operation.

Thus e. Have there been cases?

But you say, it’s hard to agree with women.

Baby, we meet tomorrow.
Yyyy, at what time is it?
XXX is tomorrow.
YYYY: Diema, the time?
XXX is tomorrow.
YYY: At how much?
XXX is yes.

I will add from myself (just the one who "learned all his life by books"):
It is not even a lack of experience here, because there is experience, although it is little, but in its mostly dark shade. Judge yourself, when at 20 you fall in love for the first time (remember, ideas about relationships grow only from different kinds and quality of books) and try to behave as you think that people who love each other behave, you have almost no chance to notice that next to you is the last bastard. Well, then how lucky I am... I am not lucky.
I started working at the age of 14, and spent the rest of my time taking care of the elderly and the little ones. I didn’t have any friends or relatives I could ask for advice from, but then I hoped that books would really help me learn something. And you know, now I understand that such lucky people like me would be better at all to be one, because it’s really easier. Yes, you will be lonely, but no one will betray or hurt you for being a fool from another planet, believing that sincerity, honesty and loyalty at least value something in this “normal” world of “experienced” people.
— — —
Bone for 34 years.

The question:

And from myself, I will add, as surprising this is not what hell, it is a direct duty to punish a man with deprivation of sex!!! I was told by my friends – “Cut it off, drive it out on the counter, or go there yourself!” "Nothing in the world! I will be silent, not talking, but I will take my in the sexe! And if I come home drunk and late, I will rape so that I can’t get up in the morning. Maybe that’s why we live with him soul to soul, and we argue very rarely... once every three years...

When is the sober coming?

from the cinema. and burned)

Shurik331 - Commentary on 13th District: Brick Mansions A lot of piracy. I am not against sexual minorities. This is what children are watching! 3 of 5

Shurik331--Commentary to the movie: Yes, I don't understand this gay propaganda in the movie. The movie itself is not bad. But because of geisha only 4 out of 5. Distributed thanks.

Shurik331--Commentary to the movie Maleficent: The movie is not very, but watched in the cinema. There is a big inclination towards gays, as if they want to make it an ordinary thing. 3 of 5. Thanks to the distributor.

Shurik331--Commentary to the movie One Meeting: The movie is nothing like that, but this gay propaganda has already gotten. I am loyal to them, if they are not seen or heard...but there is pps. Film 4 of 5. Distributed thanks.
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Kikkimiki: I noticed this by chance. It’s about one person’s movies. Don’t you think you’re a latent pitcher?

I am soon 37, and still, sitting in the hairdresser under this barbecue, I try to push my hand out of it and scratch my nose, even if I really want to. I am a courageous person in life, but in this simple action lies some monstrous challenge. A challenge to the system. I have seen people stand up for their truth with guns in their hands, die on barricades and overthrow governments, but I have NEVER seen anyone just pull their hand out of this blanket and scratch their nose. It would seem, you can ask a hairdresser, but if someone asks a hairdresser about such things I have never seen either. The last time I was sitting in the barber room, thinking about it and couldn’t force myself to break the System. So I sat.

The Foot! I’m forty years old and I’ve learned how to scratch my nose when the hairdresser turns around to change the scissors for a trimmer!

xx: There lived a very ingenious but very lazy office worker.
xx: And one day he sits at work on his Facebook and Twitter, likes, reposts and retweets. Nothing predicted trouble.
xx:..How suddenly behind him appeared a gender and began to watch his unlocked Facebook.
xx: Here the worker needed all his cleverness, so that he would not be thrown out of work.
This is how the first SMM manager appeared

Another collection of photographed photos "before" and "after"...

There are two identical photos of Chuck Norris with a comment:

Photoshop thinks that Chuck is perfect... and doesn’t want to take any risks.

The city centre is full of people. By the way, the unbroken, life-threatened man, aged 30- 35, of a drunken appearance, but seemingly sober, swarms with scattered cords. He sees two aluminum cans near the urn, tosses them with his legs and throws them into a bag. He looks into the urn, gets two more, also vigorously scatters and sends there. He passes a few meters further, sits in a new beha with a pathos sporting curtain and hides behind the horizon in 3 zimas of gas.
The crowd at the stop accompanies him with overwhelmed jaws and a loud whisper from the inside (a female voice, with indiscriminate envy):
I struck...

The word "pedagogue" comes from ancient Greece and literally means "leading a child". But they did not call it a teacher, but a slave who took the child to school and brought him back. Usually, the teachers chose slaves, unsuitable for any other work, but distinguished by their loyalty to the house.