From the status "vkontakte": "Do not dry the wind in the top of the star".

The fact is that my mom bought me beautiful delicious vitamins "Trol" as a child.
HH: That’s how it happened.

Oh, long ago did not laugh so :) According to my own experience, the refusal of sex is a punishment for a woman, and for a man a long-awaited rest!!! I don’t argue, sex is, of course, good (although dirty and unesthetic) but not very often, but better in general every time with different women:

First place in the troll competition and send to the international Olympics!

of the Habra.

Alexeyco, 24 August 2014 at 12:50
I’ve been in an accident twice as a passenger, one time very unpleasant. Second time after the accident. I am afraid to drive wildly - I look forward to when the autopilots will appear.

1eqinfinity, 24 August 2014 at 12:59
Autopilot transformers to fight too :)

VK, comment to the news "RZD and “Rosatom” are working on the domestic operating system":

The system from the RZD is like a train to Adler. No window opens.

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Men lie, however, as always, rushing and canyoning to get under the shirt of another fool. Oh-oh, my wife doesn’t give me half a year, and she doesn’t understand at all, but here’s you! Other women pretend to act if they really need sex.
Being the mistress of a married man is not good. But if there are few good men? I didn’t hear about his wife. And when I saw and talked, I almost fell from the chair - a smart, beautiful, with humor! She would fuck her! In general, we’ve been friends... And he’s shy as he rotates on a bowl, scared... well him!
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Fuck it with her. Why not? She, like her husband, is lacking.
And he told you a lie about "half-year sexless".
I end this way:
Two friends see an incredibly sexy girl on the street. One: "Look at what it is!" The other: "Imagine how she has already caught someone ("

<Melody> my son once just arranged the resemblance of hysteria in the store...he was 4.5 years old and he tearfully begged to buy him Tampax, because Snickers and Mars he has already tried:)

Collection of news:
"In the center of Moscow a man was robbed for 20 million rubles" 03.04.2013;
In the center of Moscow a man was robbed for 19 million rubles" 15.08.2014;
Prochozhego was robbed in Moscow for 12.5 million rubles on 18.08.2014;
The crisis is not stealing ;)

It is not about shortcomings, but lack of experience.
As a rule, if a girl is beautiful, clever, with an affair, etc., but at the same time one, especially if she is over twenty years old – she, first, just doesn’t know where to look for a couple, how to flirt, how to let someone know who she likes, that he likes her, because she once did not learn, and then it became as if it was too late and the circle closed. Second, she is afraid that she and her inexperience will be laughed at. Third, they are afraid of being foolish. There are a lot of good guys, but there are also a lot of goats, and she, due to inexperience, cannot distinguish immediately. If no one ever loved her, she has a very low self-esteem, and she doesn’t want anyone to understand it and take advantage of it.
And very often no image of “who I would like to see next to me” has such a girl. Where will she take it, if she did not have a relationship and about the desired qualities of a loved one has only a hypothetical idea, often far from reality.

Author, how do you know me?? to

Author, where are you driving?? to

Believe it or not, but among the representatives of both sexes there are people who have not learned in time (and all because they are accustomed to understanding life by books).

XXX Good night!
YYY : good
XXX: More opportunities for communication at night. In addition to "Hello!" and "How do you do" you can ask "why don’t you sleep?" :)
YYY: Yes Yes
YYY: Why are you not sleeping?
I can't sleep without knowing what you're doing.

Thank you to all who participated in the discussion!
"Sunny!"- This is just how I now turn to my treasure. He seems to like it – at least in response to murmuring)

I will answer:

Why are men so attracted to women who are satisfied with others? She doesn’t need you at this moment in her life.

Because she doesn’t have a glowing banner on her forehead: I’ll get married! It is urgent!"

of the nurse)

I signed up for a week for three to remove the moles to the surgeon. has arrived. It turned out that my surgeon broke my leg, instead of her in the office a very young surgeon (X) and nurse (M) of pre-retirement age. I explained why I came - such frightened eyes I had not even seen in my cat when seeing a vacuum cleaner.
Take a scalpel and cut it out!
X (appellant, grabbing the phone): Maybe we call I.V. and ask what to do?
I: You are scaring me!
Nothing, it is in the last row – you have a lot of time!
I won’t say it reassured me, but I took the risk. The last word of the nurse:
A praise to the youth! Like a textbook!

The nurses are driving.

Talk about a wandering cat.

Do you think at this age it can be taught to the pot and so on?
YYY: I think in your 21s it can already be done.

General Drozd: Most of the work in our army is done by the force of the spirit.

Maximal @almaximal:
The European Championship is an idiotic abbreviation.
You read sports booklets - how to meet with gopniks:
What about football?
What about curling?
What about the Greco-Roman War?
What if I find?

I will arrive halfway as agreed! I am 10 minutes late.

Theme of education of the growing generation (from the lives of others):

A momma with two children and a bunch of bags goes to the garbage, dangerously looking at the bombardment business-going in the tank. Giving the eldest daughter of 7 years a pack of garbage, the mom whispered her words: "The main thing is not to get a bomb on the head...."

Advertising at the salon-parfumery SPb: "New lamps with vitamin D"

Please give me my universe back.

If the ordinary wizard blows his fist, the coin disappears.
If extra-class wizards blow, half of the country’s budget disappears.