A little about the pointing:
I sell clothes from norka bobra.
and SK

I look at the phone, there are three missed from my grandmother and a message: "Well, what’s there, yupta? Do you take the tube? Grandson fucking, forgive me gentlemen."In the beginning, I was gently shocked...A brother was in the village, the money on the phone ended, took the grandmother to call))

From the forum:
I remembered the case... I had a boyfriend before my husband, we lived in a civil marriage then, I was jealous to the point... and one day a stranger gave me a huge yellow rose on the street (why is it suddenly?).. I liked it so much, but I couldn’t bring it home. At that time, I would have wiped out my whole shell...in general, it was a pity, but I decided to get rid of it. Near our house there is a music school, and in the courtyard there is a huge clubhouse. I took this rose, and knocked in this stove, went home, I think I’ll be looking out the window.
What was my surprise when half an hour later my match came and gave me THIS MOST ROSE!!! I don't know where he got it from :DD

xxx: Ah, a sms from the company from which I ordered the glasses. Literally: "Send SMS with the word "EYE" and win laser surgery..." O_o

yyy: I imagine smsky after receptions with a proctologist, urologist and gynecologist )))

I am in a smoker. There are two colleagues next to me.
I love smoking in the car. Only my one is scared: then the bull will find, then the lighter.
Colleague 2: Throw it away and it will fall behind.
Chapter 1: Yes Yes Let me tell you again that you were driving with me and smoking?
Chapter 2: You have already gotten out. Do not need?
Chapter 1: Give Up He does not know you anyway.
Co-worker 2: Another couple of your cousins, and he will definitely want to meet me.

There were a lot of incidents with this TV program marking, but, in my opinion, the Khabarov TV channel broke all trolling records, marking the weather forecast as 16+.

It’s terrible when you want not to walk and go, but to sit in front of a calf and drink beer like Gene Bukin.

It’s terrible when you know who Gene Buckingham is :)

xxx: Have you ever tried these GREBEN LES STRONG WASABI?
YYY: It is not.
YYY: What’s wrong with them?
xxx: We went with the guys yesterday "walk", well, and for a snack took THIS!
XXX: Not enough that they did not get drunk!
HH: So I still have the feeling that we didn’t eat, we just drank!!! to

You would know 20 years ago in the kindergarten, what would be a bad thing after lunch to sleep in the afternoon, and then a half-day.

I don’t like all kinds of shooters, but in the game “open government” would play. where you can silence a corrupt person directly at the workplace in the Kremlin or in the government house. or a fattening bastard from the state Duma, who went out for a meeting in a car with a special signal, like a crushing leg on his mouth. I have a medal for that!! to
Maybe write a program, right?

Children shouldn’t see it!
Do you want to tear them out the eyes?

What are you reading?
by Dostoevsky
Students of Raskolnikov? and :)
No, crime and punishment

In the last five years, he paid three times more for gas. It turns out that the gas reserves became 3 times less or the extraction became 3 times harder. But it is not possible. They buy the Halkov, fund the Shalke-04, the Crvena Zvezda, and I pay... And all this in the country with the largest gas reserves...

If the Russian cuisine became popular in Japan, the Japanese would discover the peelmen bars "Hello", "Chelabinsk", "Predator"

The xxx:
You said not to write to you and that you do not want to communicate with me, and now you are writing to me here.
What does it mean?

YYYY :
That means I’m a psychotic fool, but I’m cold :)

I found in the phone in the notes a recording made by a wild drunk. Note: "Do not look for Thule in a dark room. I called it so and released it."

I am still in reflection...

My daughter is now 2.8 years old.
Some time ago, she had the habit of sucking her hands in her mouth, and I, of course, chased her for that.
When we wash together in the morning, she washes over the dishwasher and I over the bathroom.
So, today we wash, I turn to her at some point, and she has a hand in her mouth, I look at her awful and silent. She has such a stunned look and after a second says: "I am my tongue".

For sex with 15-year-old B. ordinary got two years conditional
“On the same morning, he met the fifteen-year-old B, who was intoxicated,” the ministry said.
For what reason the man was judged, if it is indicated that he was B.

O beautiful sweetheart, O crown of earthly creation, I would have been willing to believe You, but I hear from Your mouths the
Tagged: Elegance
zzz: thin
Kkk: a true gentleman, beautiful

> and now walks around the apartment and sings:"Rose Sops, o-o-o, messengers of separation"

Sorry for the stupid question: What motives are you singing?
1st Pink roses, o-o-o, the light of Sokolova...
or
2nd Yellow tulips, messengers of separation.

and :)