When a person is uncomfortable lying on one side, he turns to the other, and when he is uncomfortable living, he only complains. Make an effort, turn around. Maxim Gorky, “The Revenge”

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I call a friend today and ask if he’ll go for a walk. And in response I get "My mother punished me until I get clean at home and do not do everything, walk will not let go..." Oh and this man is 23 years old, higher education and service in the army.

Today the boss came, says take the property from the driver and two security guards - I fired.form a guy (23 years old) he is now my driver and bodyguard.
Further with words:
At the parking lot near the building, the driver stands in front of the car, the security guard with the boss approach the car, at this time behind the fence something rattles and begins to rub. The driver escaped, the security guards put their mouths in the asphalt and their hands with a star... A guy goes by, he easily turned his head to the noise, he cried out loudly to the builders at the crash.
He approached the guard lying down, says the men, what do you help with?
23 year old. He spoke in the army and did not see such idiotism.

The provider turned off the innet, sitting at home trying to catch a hollow access point. Periodically there appeared an unparalleled point, to which I had time to connect to load one page and the point disappeared.The beat hour tried to understand what a ghost is and why it constantly disappears - it turned out to be a free waffle in a trolleybus, which stopped at the lighthouse under my window.

I still have a full set in the chamber, a grandfather, a grandfather, a grandfather all night long, a snoring alcoholic who drinks beer from a bottle of quas, and the winner is a deaf member with a radio.

I work as a promoter in Eldorado.
In advertising dynamics: Do you want to work in a large and stable company? Then work as a salesman in Eldorado for you: we have a good salary, a large and very friendly team... and here in the whole hall, stifling the speakers, two sellers:
- Vasya, what x** have you not yet removed the box and disassembled the goods?
Do I have to do that with X?
No scene...

I’m, of course, bad in history, but Napoleon had the same triangle as Bonaparte.

Time is not a therapist, time is an anesthetist.

of 1944. Aviation school in Petropavlovsk. From the memories of Uncle Petty:

Or here is another little story. We had a fun and shy senior instructor Varaksin. He had nothing to do by passing by the waitress to shuffle her by the back, and all this he did so that he was not offended, but tried to repay him with some ulcerative joke. And here to this Varaksin was placed once in the cabin of a comparatively young Ukrainian nurse. She wanted to fly and the commander respected her request. (During the flight we had a sanitary car with a nursing nurse at the start.) Varaksin was punished to make one round and land. It seemed like it was all going, they took off, made a circle. Furthermore, Varaksin removed the gas and went to land, but suddenly before landing sharply gave the gas and went to the second round. It repeated once, and two, and three. The airliner, as stated, was
He was nervous and nervous about the start, not knowing what to do, and in the meantime the plane has already gone to the seventh round. And finally, in the seventh round, we see, Varaksin removed the gas, pulled off the belts, pushed out the belt from the cabin and shake the nurse with a shaker with what the light stands on and threatens to strike her if she even touches the control pen with her finger. Eventually, they sat down, the frightened pale nurse, the evil Varaksin, and the equally evil flight manager stumbled towards them.
At first, the conversation went on high tones, and then suddenly everyone broke out with a whistle, and so that shrinking grabbed their stomachs. Everything was explained simply. The aircraft is training with double control, and when landing, the control pen is quite tight between the legs. The nurse decided that
Varaksin is upset and with the words "No, I'm already old" pushes the pen away, and in these cases there is only one way to avoid an accident when landing: give gas and go to the second circle. At the end, she even became very angry, and only the threat of execution with the help of a matyuhalnik helped her understand that it was not a joke.

Today in Russia, the average citizen has much more chances to win the lottery a million dollars, buy real estate in the country.
Europe, to move there for a permanent residence, to give children an education in Cambridge and to successfully conduct business, than... to get rid of "United Russia" with its leaders at honest elections.

Tanya: Clover, cute, half naked and my husband. I was lucky ?
Where did those three come from?!! to

to all:
Philologue and Baumance:
by Bauman:

Now on the first channel showed the notebook of the first-class
of mathematics. There was an example: two triangles + one circle =?? to
I did not decide...
P.S Physics school with almost distinction, MGTU by Bauman...

The answer: 6.
Philosophy 3 course.

All life 2 + 1 = 3
Master of Economics

Answer: sweets ►☻◄
The Hungry Student

I don’t like absolutely honest people.
YYY: What is it? HDD
XX: the constant feeling that you’re beaten

1: "This is... listen. What is the main thread on the note? What is Linux?"
2: "Yes, the main wire I have Linux"

Alia (17:34:39 29/08/2011)
I want to download the movie "Cold Mountain". The torrent file is called xolodnaja_gopa.

Students of the aerodynamic institute can get a bull into the urn from the ninth floor.

To all the debtors who tick a member into the screens of phones, I suggest to scroll into the screen of the payment terminal and check if it works.
Fuck it already.

In my window the children sing a song: "tili-tili! Trolled by! The eggs are ripped!! Tagged with..."

Video: There is oil on Titan

The commentary:
The U.S. government is concerned about violations of human rights and democracy on Titan.

"I am 64 years old"
Oh my moose...