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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7829
 16.07.2008
Lomik: People, you don’t know what happens if a tiger is drunk with valerian? Is it the same thing with cats, or is it on their side? =) is

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №7828
 16.07.2008
What to do if I love one, I meet with another, I want a third, and not one does not give, and the hand is tired?and (

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №7827
 16.07.2008
Reasons for delay:
"What was once called a trolleybus is unlikely to be able to ride now..."
O_0

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7826
 16.07.2008
Okay well! I will build my bowl! Blackjack and prostitutes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №7825
 16.07.2008
Once I went to Kiev in a placard. Along with me in the car was Dembele.
In the evening, one of them, who had already eaten well, for two hours prevented me from falling asleep - tried to call somewhere on a mobile phone... In the telephone after the set, you can hear the operator's auto-responder reports:
You don’t have enough money on your account, please fill in.
Soldiers in response:
“Girl, well, well, well, well, well hope... I... I’m going to be full of obzzzzzaćno...”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №7824
 16.07.2008
I'm a Rock (22:36:36 5/07/2008)
Hahahaha, we're interrupting this movie for an emergency news release!!!! to

I'm a Rock (22:36:41 5/07/2008)
The contact has fallen! :)

I'm a Rock (22:36:50 5/07/2008)
9 000 000 people don’t know what to do)))

Vasilchuk (22:36:55 5/07/2008)
and panic!

Vasilchuk (22:36:59 5/07/2008)
Everyone staying in place

Vasilchuk (22:37:04 5/07/2008)
Drink water and wait.

Vasilchuk (22:37:25 5/07/2008)
MCS is already running around Russia people packages)

I'm a Rock (22:37:46 5/07/2008)
go to the toilet)) finally make and drink a hot tea) with a fresh cake)))

I'm a Rock (22:38:00 5/07/2008)
It’s on the table ?

Vasilchuk (22:38:01 5/07/2008)
And to wash!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7823
 16.07.2008
She
Can I advise you?

He is
Yes Yes

She
I have a friend (my first guy) well short we don't meet with him... he has another girl... but just like we sleep sometimes... and not just dumb sex... and right here with love... such a feeling that we are in love with each other... but here I don't want to meet with him

He is
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

He is
Oh, but you killed me.

He is
What is the problem?

She
I don’t know... whether...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7822
 16.07.2008
He is
Work does not work? Why didn’t you come here today...? I have not seen you for a long time.)
I am
... and
He is
Complete answers to all my questions!)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7821
 16.07.2008
Dialogue between mother and child.
Where did you get your blue?? to
R: Mom, you understand... in our kindergarten the boys fought...and then they started to beat me!!!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7820
 16.07.2008

Tusovshik... (09:42:53 14/07/2008)
Why did you get up so early?

Paul (09:43:07 14/07/2008)
The interview must...

Paul (09:43:18 14/07/2008)
I am unemployed.

Tusk... (09:43:33 14/07/2008)
To whom will you work?

Paul (09:43:53 14/07/2008)
I’ll serve cakes in bars and restaurants.

Tusovshik... (09:44:26 14/07/2008)
In short... Remember to!! You don’t drink and you have few friends...You live with your parents!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7819
 16.07.2008
Northerner: I’ll give you a cup.
Lesson: In a hole? :D

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7818
 16.07.2008
FienD: Yes, you can even splinter the cushion stronger, approach the mirror.
FienD: and see a smiling face
Capricorn +): O No
FienD: It will be more fun too)))
FienD: And if you still think that you are smiling from the mirror, and you are smiling in the mirror - you understand that two smiling faces have already concentrated on one square meter...
This is how schizophrenia is born.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7817
 16.07.2008
SMS of correspondence.

She: Take my shirt tomorrow, I forgot it.

I : Okay. What will you forget next time?

She: I do not know. I hope not clothes.

(within 5 minutes)

Look under the bed and catch it too.

I : What?

I: Huiase 0_o No talk, I have already found...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7816
 15.07.2008
Today I wake up from a terrible belly after a friend’s doctor at home. On the neighboring couch sleeps D, I woke up from his phone call, I take, there is written "mama", I think: "nihuya myself, mom on a strange
The body calls" I take the phone I say: " mom?" there dropped))) before me only after an hour dojo, what was it at all)))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7815
 15.07.2008
[04:21:43] <_Malvina_> [starosta]: Are you a deer or a che?? to
[04:22:08] <[starosta]> _malvina_: I am weights) and you?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7814
 15.07.2008
Killerpilz: My girlfriend has recently burned up. I put my bloodshed in the washing machine to wash. was washed. But these are flowers. When I got there, I found a cake with meat inside one of them.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7813
 15.07.2008
Another girl recently broke. He brought her home, it came to sex, she got on her knees, a friend got his device. For a few seconds, she looked at his household and said with disappointment, “Well, here’s Barbie again.”
The friend was not so upset by "Barbie Saiz", but by "Return".

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7812
 15.07.2008
The glamorous Moscow ladies are so glamorous that they do not go to the beach to sunbath, but sunbath in the solarium to go to the beach.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7811
 15.07.2008
Go on, my minds are clean.
Come to work? To the programmers?
What do you know about what you wrote?
What? → What am I hearing? Basic and Fortran?! to
Sit down, calm down, drink a cup of coffee.
Be calm, he said. I will explain everything...
Do you want to work and study?
You need to know a little.
Know axes, iron, and posis, and pni.
Know Apple, know Mac, know IMAX and you.
Plan nine, a solarium, a little - a screw,
Of course Linux, of course Freeze!
Be able to distinguish between stacks, heaps, registers,
Otherwise, you will not be taken into programmers.
And breaks, and catches, exepshn throw
Knowing is better than eating and sleeping.
To be able to make an es-way-en.
Where did you go, fucking superman?
You just love f/s, why do you curl your nose?
Be respectful, the boss is sitting in front of you.
Or do you want an interface like Vista?
It was not written by programmers.
Teach PHP, TCP and iPad.
Osaiah and villans, вай fe and свичи,
And GNU GPL. Joel, don’t be in a hurry.
Money is not important, it is more important than the soul.
Drink beer, eat chips and beat Gates
I am obliged with everyone to support the spirit.
In the home compass - self-assembly kernel,
Parallel to be able!
Stand up and don’t cry while you close the door.
You will be a programmer, believe me. c) chr0m3

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №7810
 15.07.2008
Why does any girl seriously think about the question of sleeping or not sleeping with a guy who cares about me and every completely fuck with whom to fuck, if they are tired of caring?? to

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