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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №69633
 06.09.2012
Natural Pools in Turkey.

Olga Vigilant
I was bathing here.

Anton Rodichkin
It was great, I was swimming there too.)

by Vadim Podolyan
What a nice people.)
I wrote there.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69632
 06.09.2012
Played with friends in the game "Crocodile" (Explanation of words/frases by gestures)
I decided to make a joke to guess a friend the phrase: "Potma hangs from the upper run" (DoTa)
It would be nothing, but he explained!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69631
 06.09.2012
I went to Ikea today.
YYY: I’ve finished my pencil too. Do you share?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69630
 06.09.2012
by Yasviridov:
In the autumn update of the game Angry Birds will appear a new bird, which, circling on a delta plane, will wet pigs in varieties.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69629
 06.09.2012
I'm talking to a friend on Skype, he's doing something there hard on the keyboard, obviously girls.
Is the imagination at hand?
In a moment, they both realized the depth of the phrase.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69628
 06.09.2012
As it is convenient today for children to watch the box, they entered a rating for convenience:
18 is interesting.
#16 You can't watch it
All the rest is shit.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69627
 06.09.2012
There is a point with personal qualities and you need to evaluate them on a scale from 1 to 10 without repeating. Twelve pieces...

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69626
 06.09.2012
Wanna, what is better? A girl with a stomach and breasts, or a flat stomach but without breasts?
M: Better a grandmother with brains and no stupid questions.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69625
 06.09.2012
From WOT:
Malinovka and the assault.
Svetlyak (player spy, illuminating, enemy tanks) assaulting the team in a general chat: Do not shoot - I will jump to the village for a minute after the same and right back.
The enemy's top answer: drunkenness - battle!
The light: I understand. Tell me how to get into the bookstore.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69624
 06.09.2012
Will we be xxx?
YY begins
I slowly take off my pink circles.
xxx valentines
YYY I finished

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69623
 06.09.2012
Telephone conversation intercepted in Riga.
A young man sits on the stairs of a small institution, smokes and basks on a mobile phone:
Is this a child’s house? I want two boys...
......
I don’t know what you thought, but I want to adopt them.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69622
 06.09.2012
>>>How can the ‘Daddy’s Daughter’ series be 12+ if it features an actress who hasn’t 12 yet?

Absolutely maybe. In the series Real Love one of the main roles was played by a boy, who was not allowed to the premiere of his own film, because he was intended for teenagers over the age of 13.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69621
 06.09.2012
Talk about the end of the world.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I don’t believe it 😉

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Neither in 12 years nor at any supernatural end of the world at all.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Because I am firmly convinced that mankind will die from a nuclear war =)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
It is completely natural.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
But don’t be disappointed)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
If we explode, we will die within seconds.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
And if we survive, then there will be an opportunity to play in the fallout in real.


[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69620
 06.09.2012
News of the day:
St. Petersburg scientist invented a tank that fires with feces

The word ‘nuclear war’ has gained a different meaning, and 70% of British scientists have hanged themselves.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №69619
 06.09.2012
At the ransom of the bride, the bridegroom had a test: on the chamomile were written questions, the answers - data about the bride. Looking at the wedding tape, the bridegroom commented:

“The height of the bride, the weight of the bride... I didn’t go to the military with her!”! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69618
 06.09.2012
I am going on a first date, I run around the apartment, like a mess, I strike everything, I crash everything. Nerves, nerves... Daddy’s response: “Daughter, be calm. The rule is only one: if he unleashes his hands, take off his legs.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69617
 06.09.2012
xxx: I’m not a hanja, but why eat, cheat, and fuck like a cattle? Fuck, I will never understand that.

YYY: You just didn’t try it!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69616
 06.09.2012
News on Rambler: For Tymoshenko in prison is observed by a hidden camera even in the shower.

Comment: Where can I download the video?

[ + 32 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69615
 06.09.2012
Today I tried to imagine what would happen if you were attacked by a toothless zombie.
No, Prikinte steals to you a dead man and with all the serenity, thirst for blood trying to bite you behind the neck - a bite a bite a bite!!!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №69614
 06.09.2012

[21:39:49] shtelman: (rofl) my oldest 1 September from school back home with a bouquet of flowers came
[21:41:19] shtelman: I gru : and hule?
[21:41:54] Nicholas Rogov:... there is someone...
[21:42:08] shtelman: and he: kind of a teacher said, oh there many flowers you have brought today, give it to the body, the library.
[21:42:19] shtelman: and he is hyax and home-mamma!

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