If you sleep your happiness, then with a beautiful woman.

A new law for protecting children from television. My friend's daughter was able to read almost from the diapers, at the time of the story she was either in the first or second grade. He saw in the sale a book for the younger school age, a translation from some Western textbook, entitled "How children appear" or "Where children come from." Well, a friend tells me, took the polystyrene quickly, seemingly intelligently explained everything, well, bought it and gave it to the daughter. I sit in the kitchen, drink a cup of coffee, one eye in the TV, the other in the magazine. Here comes the daughter (D) with this book and asks the question:
Do you have sperm?
(P) and the Khm, (a little caffeinated coffee) Noah, in general that is.
A – and show it!
A friend says – I took this book and put it on the upper shelf in the closet, telling my daughter that she will read it when she gets it without a chair, or she will ask the next chapter of the book to demonstrate.

If Apple made bicycles...
Turn the wheel free, brake the wheel.
Air for the wheel 5 backs, pump only with a special pump, through a special hose.
Pumps and air from other bicycles are not suitable.
There is a luggage compartment, but you can't ride anyone on it, as this is contrary to the terms of the license.
The iVel is fast, but the pedals are rotating very hard and the strength is enough for a maximum of half a day.
The new iVel costs like three ordinary bikes, but people are willing to pay any money for a bite apple icon on the wing and a stylish white frame.
Apple will be suing other cyclists for breach of patents, because other bicycles also have round wheels!

XXX (10:11:14 5/09/2012)
That everyone writes with boiling water from Game of Thrones? Nothing special
YYY (10:44:22 5/09/2012)
Fuck, there dragons are born, heads are rubbed, and brothers are fucking. There are dwarfs.

My sister trolls me.
YYY: Have you fought?
Yesterday Dimka said I was too vanilla for him. Fuck, what am I to be? A tough boy? Playing football with him in a beer bowl, smoking and mothering? Or should I be like Anja? He is the first to call if I go to clubs. I’m a girl, I’m only 16, why do they require me to behave like a man?
YYY: What about my sister?
xxx yes yes yes. I forgot. I told her that Dimka dropped, she first told me not to take in my head, and not cry, and now she walks around the apartment and sings:"Rose soppes, o-o-o, messengers of separation"

A small office. Six people look at the manager with hope: “Woman, you’ll feed the fish for a couple of weeks while we’re on New Year’s Eve, okay?”

The manager (stunnedly looking into the aquarium) "Children, I will, of course, feed... only they are all dead...."

You are not sleeping :)))
Good morning to you!!!! to

I sit with my friends and drink beer. We have been drinking for a long time, and something so pulled into philosophy. We discussed several topics, including nostalgia for childhood and how it was long ago.
And suddenly, after a long pause, one guy so thoughtfully:
- Ah... you can imagine, it turns out that 94 year old children are already fucking...

Opened the news:
In Russia patented weapons with shells from feces.
Closed the news.

Lectures on Customs:
The Lector:
Let’s say you are transporting the forest. In the middle of the road, he was replaced by a tank. The border guards got documents, according to them you have the forest. You see, you actually have a tank.
The student:
This will be the last thing they will see.

How can you be so fucking?
WOW: What is there?
xxx: a potential VIP client Vasya sent a commercial, starting with the phrase "Hear what?"

Like most men, my boyfriend was very unhappy that I put on his yesterday’s shirt in the morning and walk in it until I get up. I justified that men’s shirts are comfortable, they are longer than ours, and they are comfortable in them. The second reason is its smell on it, and it is very pleasant to wear - I, of course, was embarrassed to sound. Finally, I decided that his rest was more expensive, and found myself a pair of pyjamas with a head like a men's shirt. With a female cloth, and a female color. Do you think the discontent has passed? by Nea. Previously, you walked in my shirts, and now you are walking in a shirt with a stranger, and it’s GREAT!

If all officials are forced to ride electric cars, then electric cars with flashes will immediately appear, driving along the opposite paths.

He: What are you doing?
It is in the ceiling (
He: You’re probably not well acquainted with the heavyweight... :-D
Ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
At 45 degrees the distance will be maximum under other equal conditions.
she: I studied in physics and math class )))) I know how to properly plunge into the ceiling )

<sh0dan> 05.09 12:22 Dutch homeless man broke into the store to play the piano
<sh0dan> cultural country, hule
Sh0dan pushed off the morning samovar with vodka

XXX: I was not upset, I thought.
YYY: About what?
xxx to go)
YYY: No already, start – talk
XX: Are you sure you want to know this?:D here is far from one point) believe, it is better not to get into the head of the girl)
YYYYYYYYYYY
The Choice of LOL
How do we find t if we only have sin wt? Will the amplitude be reduced?
2) need to Ire send another message, so that the photos drop at least a minimum
3) Lisa needs to bring a flash. Do not forget!
4) "You have gone! and you! You are kinula!
5 the flash! Do not forget!! to
6) stop, and if you try through arxinus?)

Do you think Linux is free? He only accepts payment in nature.

X: Don’t call her. We will not take.
YYY: Kirush, why do you refuse this? Have you read her summary? Let him come for an interview, and we’ll see.
XXX: The meeting is held. A lady who gives a potential employer a soap for communication "kotik@..." does not deserve an interview, no matter what diplomas she received there. Soon, the rubbish in the passports will be written "Pufastika 115" and "Glamoury withTervO4kkа". Photo with carpet.
YYYY: Kirill... I repeat, did you read her resume? Her name is Cats = Cats.
(In a few minutes)
X: Blue... did you see her picture? Today the cats are gone. Naker, naker conversation, I will not live such a spectacle.

A girl from the department said:
Call us (admin)
D: I have a connector under the flash and it doesn’t work.
I: And there is no other connection? (in front of the front panel)
D: But I don’t have the option to put in my ass...

All I could answer through tears was regret.

1: I will ask in the next 15 minutes to magnify only by name-father, if anything
I don’t know your paternity, so go your ass.
1: Anatolievich
Go to the ass, Anatolievich.