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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102034
 23.08.2014
Review of Sennheiser HD 25-1-II

Advantages: Light, very good sound insulation, good sound.
Disadvantages: They resemble the standard headphones from the army radio station.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №102033
 23.08.2014
I will share the secret of fishing. Take a mechanical alarm and hammer on a long handle. Come out at noon and make a wake-up call. The fish goes out to see what happened and at this moment it has to be stifled with a hammer.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102032
 23.08.2014
The Deputy:
Don’t talk about the sea in Belarus!
It’s a network joke that was quoted on the First Channel (even saying it’s a joke!) is
– – – – –
No, my dear, it won’t be so. It is easy to prove that someone has done or said something. But to prove that someone did not say this is much harder. And if the people believed it all, write is gone. No matter how much evidence you gather, everybody will think that Galileo said his famous words before the Inquisitioners, Saleri poisoned Mozart, and Psaki said about the sea in Belarus.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102031
 23.08.2014
I went to work in the night shift for the first time after a short vacation. In the morning, my colleague heartily congratulated me on the wedding with a modest present. While I was driving home, I was glad that in some centuries I took from work something other than depression and hellish lack of sleep.
The first question of my husband, with a disbelief looking at how pleased I get out of my bag a bottle of wine and a pack of candy:
Were you really at work?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102030
 23.08.2014
You will call the couch to repair, so you are fools to repair it and come.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102029
 23.08.2014
Yatsenyuk: - Earlier, the Mongolian Tatars attacked Kiev Rus, and now the Russians on Kamaz with humanitarian aid.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102028
 23.08.2014
Yesterday I accidentally heard a part of the conversation... judging by all a certain salehard businessman and his counterfeit So one phrase just delighted me, because it reflected all of our type of business Comrade businessman loudly said: "What you are doing, because it is your money, not the budget."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №102027
 23.08.2014
XX: I have a young fan, of course, I do not feel old at 33, but still.

XX: Writing “King Selfies”

XX: Thank you to my 13-year-old daughter for explaining what to throw in.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №102026
 23.08.2014
Today, coming home from work, I passed by three men in the hollow. The picture is typical: two try to at least stand upright, the third unclearly rubs their philosophy. I quote the listener:
The Lord! I have always said and will always say that life is complicated. But now you and I jumped and she got a little easier.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102025
 23.08.2014
The Pentagon is dissatisfied with the sending of Russian humanitarian aid and asks for it to be returned.
Russia is dissatisfied with Columbus’s actions and asks for everything back.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102024
 23.08.2014
Who wrote this:

Have you done repairs for several years?
Draw the flag of Ukraine on the wall - and in an hour you will not know your entrance!

= = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is

From the news:
Moscow workers, accidentally wrongly painted the support of the LED in the colors of Ukraine, found themselves in the police

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102023
 23.08.2014
to this:
I like a very girl. But what is embarrassing is that in her kitchen I counted 17 knives. Everyone and different. And she does everything with different knives. He says he is a doctor. I am scared to clarify, and getting married is even worse!

And in vain! So she spends a lot of time in the kitchen and knows how to cook.
I also like a separate knife for cheese and for bread, for example. And all the other cooking stuff.)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102022
 23.08.2014
Meu to Meu!
here here :
— — —
The night. The phone rings. The tube is taken by the husband of the factory. From there the scream "We urgently need a cat on the cage!!!!!and "
The husband asks with a bad voice: “All cats are sleeping.” He puts the phone.
— — —
What did you do last night with the husband of the farmer?
====== is
And I was a cat farmer, sitting on the bowl.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102021
 23.08.2014
Truth is different from truth in that it is beneficial to somebody.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №102020
 23.08.2014
I return home from my graduate daughter, remembered that I left the cigarettes on the bar stand in the club, I approach for cigarettes to the closest kiosk from the house, in front of me is a drunk man (dirty, terrible, well in all respects no-kiss) and recounting the little things on the palm. I got in my head: the beer is scratching, here comes the turn of the lady and he says to the seller: I have condoms, from surprise I hiccunked, and the man turns and says: that the fool was delighted, not for you...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102019
 23.08.2014
I am not smart, I am experienced. If I were smart, I’t be so experienced.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №102018
 23.08.2014
"Like" - Oh, what’s wrong, take and like, walk and like, like and like.
"girlfriend" - All girls and I am a girl :)
"Literacy and Literacy"
"appešil" - I too when I read it.
"no plus" - This is not real plus what is "no plus"?
"5th ruble" – No 10th is the same!
"go would" - go for good health on.
The norm of the glossary, we have already found out.
"Total Li" -Total Li and G chemistry of yopt! What is G?
The executive office of the Ministry of Time, the main management.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №102017
 23.08.2014
xxx: so stop... now get a more detailed family history, because you said that my mom was born in Peter...
YYY: It is so. My mother is in Peter, my grandmother in Pskov.
xxx: gave birth to the mother in Peter, and then returned to the homeland?? to
YYY: You seem like you’ve described the fish now.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102016
 23.08.2014
It should not die:

News in the blue social network: "The girl who is 500 years old: a teenage girl who was sacrificed 500 years ago, was lying in the ice, which contributed to excellent conservation."

Comments to News:
Mary: Is she still alive?
Mary of course!
Marry me! 0 0
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Zzz: Mary, find her in this group!
Mary is o.k. thank you!
XXX: Is she being fooled?? to
See also: ppc!
Zzzz: I will hide it!

(The P.S.I also hid it.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102015
 23.08.2014
You need to buy another onion - a forty-five or fifty-five (meaning the strength of tension). Thank you very much, I can only pull it a couple of times. Everyone loves to advise me so much :-) Fat people say I need to get better. Low-growth - that I need to wear shoes on high heels more often (a good advice given that I live in the woods and the roads here correspond). Dressmakers strongly recommend buying a larger backpack (i.e., in my backpack only my backpack and fit). Medium photographers say I need another camera. Gamers about games give recommendations - to me, a person who doesn't even run a toy. People with three hairs on their heads say that I need to shave or at least paint (or grew up, you understand, hair on the belt, and even paint it did not work out). You, caterpillar from nature, can still buy me advice. As the classic said, our world would be the best of the worlds if everyone followed our advice.

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