to quote:
"We read the resume of the girl:

About myself: I have the skills:
calculation of the optimal amount of beer to sacrifice the admin in case of problems,
Communication with customers of all levels of sobriety and moral satisfaction;
warning the residents of the accounting office to tap only the necessary buttons the necessary number of times,
Intuitive understanding of what O/S wants (Windows, Linux), I can come to mutual understanding with that, if necessary.
high-quality interaction with any software in the presence of reference or Google, not very high-quality - in the absence,
to learn anything at any time when pronouncing the magical formula "to immediately".
Knowledge of English, Russian, Russian obscene, Russian very obscene and "a-it-yourself-language" orally and in writing, C/C++, CSS, HTML, JavaScript in writing.
I understand well the words "need", "immediately" and the expression "I said what?and "
I want food and money. Or at least just food."

I called as soon as I saw them. It was late ("

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Give me the phone. I marry her.

Wrattook: 3.14days
WratTOOK: I am going to the subway now, the peak hour, the car is stuck under the curtain, the people have come in, but the doors are not closed, a pretty strange guy runs in here, who immediately begins to be pushed out by some grandmother, typically she will be uncomfortable on the next exit. At which the guy almost crushing to the scream declares: "How did you all fuck me today! ", deliciously cheats and goes out.
The doors are closed, the train touches.

That’s what it means to write without a pencil. Announcement at the kiosk:
There is a need for a seller who does not drink a day after three..."

The foundation of all wealth is honest work. A lot of people have to be persistent and

They work in good faith so that they can steal everything they have.

produced.

Nothing so develops fantasy as the question of teaching "And where is your course?"...

Talent is sought in ordinary people, simplicity in talented people. (Author of the Orthodox)

Not married means you are badly sought or you have hidden too well

(Author of the Orthodox)

I have a friend named Dietrich, a decent burger, just over.

forty, married ten years, two cute true Aries preschool

age, well, and, of course, the belly and baldness are attached. Married to

She is eight years younger than the Czech.

And here, on Friday evening, our common old ones come to me.

Known people, the hell knows how many have not seen, and in general, the people.

It is wonderful. Dietrich has already been warned, however, the answer is still so.

did not give. I am saying;

What are your plans, camel? Are you with us or against us?

See you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you today, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow.

My family... I have a duty.

And so for a quarter of an hour "beee...beee...". Apply to

the third degree of interrogation, and here he is almost crying out;

You do not understand! I cannot! I... I have sex!

I find it hard to abstain from laughing yet I’m interested "-A transfer

No?", to what Dietrich in complete despair masters his hand;

No is! It is a week late! God will kill me!

Fertility: When will a guy from the advertisement "in orbit"track a calf with blue hair?
Fertility: and throw, he'll fuck her in the mouth, and she'll say "mmm, taste good! almost like an orbit cock!"

I go I mean in the subway and here for an unclear reason to me the train brakes sharply, I correspondingly sneeze down and rush the phenomenon (on 4 GB). A stranger with a fourth dimension!!! Give Me Back PJ Davis, I Can't Remember How to Add a Smoker to Statistics. by Zy. You can make porn.

I watched some Garfield comics here, and got one where Garfield sits in the cinema, and the man in front of him in T-shirts with the inscription "I love Elvis."
And in the translation, as strange as it is, there is a wonderful inscription on the same forehead:

"They are still alive"

The appearance of a girl promotes personal hygiene

One day, my husband and I went to Eldorado, choosing a tea bar. Here he notices a stand with electric toothbrushes. The look stops at one of them. The price is 4500. The first thought: "THE WITHOUT!!!And then the look goes further and falls on the name of this brush - OXUJET.
This is the right name: DDD.

It may be useful to anyone.
When I go to the toilet at night, I only turn on the lights so that no one is awakened. Due to the coloring of the retinal pigment when exposed to it light, leaving the toilet, I lose for a while the ability to see in a poorly illuminated room => difficult to get to bed.
I solved this problem by closing one eye when entering the toilet. Thus, one eye becomes illuminated and the other remains adapted to the darkness.

The story was told by a pencil collector with 40 years of experience, in whose collection 7 thousand copies.

A production meeting was held at the pencil factory under Soviet power. One rationaliser suggested saving a expensive pencil griffle and leaving 5 centimeters of pencil wooden - no one still writes to the end. The rationalist received a prize.

After some time, another rationalizer proposed to cut off the extra wooden centimeters - there is no griffle anyway. He was also supported...

c) The Wikipedia

The question in the scanword: "And... with him". Word of three letters.

The correct answer is not appropriate. 0 - O

XXX: Here the boys told me how "tequando" translates...
WOW: And how then?
XXX: Take one door. O_O

Max (16:53:23) Let’s work
DeMon (16:54:24) do not want to
Max (16:54:34) has this word
DeMon (16:54:48) is a word to put
Max (16:55:02) has this word to dismiss
DeMon (16:55:13) is such a word
Max (16:55:25) there is such a word without a bubble
DeMon (16:55:59) I will go to work

We live in an interesting country. On November 22, protests took place in the Far East against increased tariffs on car imports and artificial prices for gasoline. In Vladivostok alone, about 10,000 participants gathered. In Petropavlovsk the demonstration was dismantled by OMON, the organizers were detained by the police. Have you heard about it in the news? All central channels were silent about this unpleasant situation. Instead, they talked about a Belarusian girl-illegal in the United States. We live in an interesting country.

Have a good night, beautiful
She: Well, to beauty I am far away, and time is still childish.
He said, “Then be careful, monster!

I suspected that the names of our pop bands are randomly given, but so to name the group and the series, the idols of little girls:

"Ranetka — the girl who lost her virginity early (in criminal jargon)" (c)Wikipedia
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