Great, of course, that search engines are constantly improving, trying to disassemble any abracadabra. But it would be better if people who write, for example: "My child is 3 months old. But sleeping without a pillow, sleeping on a diaper, on any request would be issued only a site with Russian language rules. Suddenly it will help.
My eyes hurt to read this.

If girls look at your fingers, you are a guitarist.

I have to disappoint you. In the hands of guitarists only look at other guitarists, who are mostly guys. And girls almost always look only at the vocalist=/ That’s what I say to you as a guitarist...

We had a pro-rector at the faculty. And he told us that we teach students incorrectly, we need not only to focus on professional skills, but also on general cultural skills, or our graduates after graduation can not even prepare a presentation properly. He would have shown us on the slide what he meant, but he did not launch the presentation.

I searched for a new drive to replace the old one and found this:

The Dignity:
Excellent reading of CD, DVD and DVD-RW discs
The shortcomings:
Loud noise when reading.
The commentary:
The only drive that was able to explode the disk when it was scattered. And turn this disk all within yourself.
I did not have time to check the recording.

He opened the Top Abyss, and there half of the quotes is a wicked correspondence: "on this, on this, on this".
How do you, fools, able to realize their futile ambitions and quench the thirst for pseudo-justice to exhaust any resource.
But, in fact: moderators, rub this slug, save the resource.

X: I have a new user
x: with a very common (well, like Fedor in Russia), Armenian name Aram
X: And it would be nothing, but he has a job
X is ZAM. by Зав. The warehouse complex
X: ARAM ZAM ZAV
X: ARAM ZAM ZAV
X: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!by 11
X: I can’t, throw this song out of your head now.

Pilot: As a child, a non-Russian boy with a Mongolian face lived in a neighboring yard. Later I was told that in the army, being in the guard, I decided to watch the bullet fly out of the shell. I thought he would get his head removed. But I looked. It is interesting!

Klitschko called his party “Udar” because he is a boxer. Don’t let God give the gynecologist the idea to go into politics.

HH: Sometimes when you’re in a traffic jamming. So I want to pronounce the spell "Remove all cars purchased on credit" in order to drive
Looking at the empty road.
Sitting in the ass on the asphalt.

NHS Novosibirsk:
[18.11.13] In Novosibirsk installed snow melting station from Canada
The first snow melting station in the city began to "eat" snow
[18.12.13] Snowboarding station filled with dirt and garbage
Who, fucking, could have thought...

The boss got it! I filed an application for dismissal today. I’ll remove it from Skype tomorrow.
You are so cruel...

From personal correspondence on the dating site:

- Good morning, I have no talent to speak beautifully, so I will say as in the spirit, charming.)
- Hi, my hour at home is 2000 m.Slavia Boulevard. Exit 2 hours 8000
Was that the compliment influenced, or are the stars in a special Orion today?

GraywinD: Yes, and I want an outwardly funny note, I am fucking esthetic)
GraywinD: And they are mostly some misunderstandings.
GraywinD: Sick Fantasies "Designers"
dronozavr: well for aesthetics take MacBook)
GraywinD : No. and naked.
GraywinD: I am aesthetic, not a pyodoras

Let’s make these nanoparticles. Broke the oak, wrapped on it a cloth with bitumen of cellophane bags with a wire attached. Burn and run. Cheap and Angry

The mosquitoes in the blood wrap office... in December... gmmm... :) it looks like they are fed with heat :)

I work in a children’s hospital. A 17-year-old girl is a nurse.
Do you have anything out of your head?
Will the guillotine go? She is joking.
Well let’s...
Uncomfortable silence
Do you know what guillotine is?
He never drank, he admits. Is it a good medicine?

-30°C No normal car can start.
-36°C The Russian car cannot start.

It was a real case. It was under 40. The cross-marks did not come. The eye turned and went.

Although it had not started for two years.

I am so small compared to you.
You are as heavy as me.

Two architectural students in contact:
Have you blinded your bust? and :)
and yes. He looked well at his face in the process. By the way, I am either a wild fool or a heroic sculptor.
What did the preacher say?
He said it seemed...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
and fucking :(

"How is it? The man has no home and he eats what he gets, and the dogs have a hairdresser. Why so? There was no answer."

Because the animals work – they whip their tail, whisper, lust, show their owners love, execute commands, raise mood.

And the bumblebee boils, sows and blows in the entrance, smells horribly and roasts mat with the children.
Everyone is well deserved.