One of my acquaintances was slightly upset when on March 8, instead of sending messages to different recipients with all kinds of playful words for the female sex, created a conversation of girls on 10, where they all read this message. And everything could go unnoticed if one lady didn’t write, “What, Vasya, decided to gather all of your girls together?” It filled the fire, all the devils were funny.

This story happened many years ago when I was in the middle classes of N13 High School. Our school was considered exemplary in the city, and as a rule, our school had an enemy – another high school 4, also exemplary and located in the center of the city. One day, the top administration decided to organize a competition between us like “A well guys” or “Hello, we’re looking for talents.” The program was the usual typical, I think developed in the middle decades, even before playing KVN came into fashion. It’s a greeting, reading poems, a scene, sports exercises and the dance that finishes all this.

Lists of participants were compiled in all rooms and participants, leaving the lessons, closed in empty classes for rehearsals. They all had one thing in common: hatred of the common enemy.

As appropriate, the agency network that the rivals are preparing throughout the program, and for the most final dance, as the most important number, our opponent school exhibits the most sexy schoolgirl, the beauty that half the city knows, Rita Markelyan (name and surname changed). Rita was an accelerator girl and at fourteen she looked like all twenty-five. Powerful shapes, figure, cosmetics and sticky character. Rita looked at us, her peers, as if she were a whirlwind, and didn’t even say hello. She talked to high school students and told everyone that she was going to become a model after school. She had the data.

This has become a problem for us. We didn’t know which horse to bring. Our girls knew that Rita would just eat them. We had our own beauties, but Markelian had charisma, confidence and the ability to present herself.

He studied in our school Surik. I don’t know his full name, everyone called him Suri. Small, thin, always in beautiful imported clothes and with a long forehead. He was dressed in fashion as his mother sold things on the local market. In the rest, it was a very quiet and modest boy who was not intelligent, and often walked classes, wiping his pants on a large stone near the school where the boys gathered on the shift. I don’t know who persuaded him, but this Surik was supposed to face Rita Markelan in the dance room. Everyone understood that it was suicide, but he was promised a fourth in a quarter, or a little bit of silence. Surik himself was unhappy. He smiled nervously at our jokes and kept silent.

The day of competition. The event was held in the Youth Palace where all places were won by students not only of our but also of other schools. The event took place in three. There was constant noise in the hall, the speakers whispered something into the microphone constantly forgetting the words, the teachers suggested something from the front rows. Most puberty-age boys were waiting for Rita Markelan's dance, and the opportunity to cheer over a complete fiasco of "some boy."

I announced the dance number. The hall stumbled. In the S-90 columns, the hit from ICE MC – Think About The Way, where in the initial loss a girl with a whistling voice sings the entrance. Out of the scenes went Rita Markelyan. She was dressed like in the MTv clips. Clothes in a large grid, spikes, leather short shorts and a small top of poisonous color with the inscription SEX. Only her spell and inscription on her clothes cost more than our Surik in its entirety. She stretched out her arms and started wrapping her pelvis in the rhythm of the song in Arabic. The boys who were in the room nervously stumbled on her thighs and watched without tearing her eyes. There was no Surika.

We realized that this competition we missed once. Who can resist such a snooty, passionate and desired by everyone in the hall, Rita. and here. At the moment when the quick beat began, the curtain on the scene on the opposite side was delayed. The scenery was shaking stronger and stronger and Surik began to run out on the stage. In wide shorts, huge shoes with tightening tongues, a straightening t-shirt and a bandage on the head like the dancer Jimmy. Surik’s legs were very widely arranged and slightly bended in his knees, and his hands were moving as if he was smoothing something big on the smoothing board. It moved as fast as the laws of physics allowed it. His face was strained as if he pressed a hundred and fifty kilograms on his chest, as Peter Parker himself stopped the train. He shrugged like a small uzi. We have exploded. Here is a hero. not sick. And went out! He did not know how to get out on the stage, so he started dancing behind the scenes and slowly, with a crab, he energetically shrugged to the spectators.

Surik did not know how to dance, he was just very fast, but he did it with such an appearance that the whole hall just stood up and began to scandate. Rita did not understand at first, and when she turned around, she noticed a small shaking Surik next to her, and then felt that he was losing his position. Surik was already making movements as if he was rotating a large wheel there and the vessel. And it all goes straight at the wildest speed. Like a small toy. Like a crazy washing machine. Someone screamed – Surik! and grizzly!!..

Surya is burning. He crashed over the whole hurm, as if his entire future life depended on it. He just carried Rita Markelan into the gates. Who would have thought he could resist such a lady. Fans who were sick for Rita tried to mock and whisper our Surik, but not only our school was sick for him, but also the neutral ones.

Rita’s face changed, she went to the v-bank. She slowly turned back to the spectators, pulled out her impressive ass and began to slowly whip them, showing the studio her stove. Surik, seeing by the end of his eyes such a reception. Unlike Marcellin, he had nothing to cheat. He jumped sharply, made a fin in the air with his legs and landed on the sword! The hall is shut! It was a direct blow to the fans in the JI zone! We didn’t know he could sit on a sword. Surik himself did not know that. He saw that the audience was rumbling, the poet jumped abruptly and again splashed on the sword. He repeated this twenty times in a row. And, I swear, it was more cool than the look of Markelan’s ass! For us, he was a hero who defended the honour of the school. My Rocky. The Mexican Rivera.

Near the end of the song, Rita suddenly stopped. was straight. I watched Surik hurl and suddenly left! She did not tolerate the fact that she was such a queen, and suddenly on the second plan. The first is our little Maximus.

On that day, all the boys had great respect for Surik, and twenty-five girls fell in love with him irrevocably and forever.

After the death, a man’s memory is shattered.
He doesn’t remember what he promised before.

Not my (from the internet)
end of the 1980s. The last years of the Soviet Union. A deaf village in the Far East.
A teacher from this village.

“I was persuaded for a year to take class leadership in eighth grade. Children have been studying for ten years. After the eighth grade, those who did not have the point of studying left the school. This class was made up of almost all of them. Two-thirds of students in the best case will be in the PTU. In the worst - immediately to dirty work and to evening schools. My class is complicated, the children are unmanaged, in September they were rejected by another class leader. The director says that if I don’t quit them in a year, I’ll be given first class next September.

I am twenty three. The oldest of my students, Ivan, is sixteen. He spent two years in the sixth class, in the future - the second year in the eighth. When I first entered their class, he met me with a glimpse. Partha in the distant corner of the class, a wide-armed large-headed guy in dirty clothes with broken hands and ice eyes. I fear him.

I fear them all. They are afraid of Ivan. Last year, he beat a classmate in the blood that murdered his mother. They are rude, hectic, angry, they are not interested in lessons. They ate four class leaders, didn’t care about recordings in diaries and parents’ calls to school. In half of the class, parents do not dry out of the same. Never raise your voice on children. If you are sure that they will obey you, they will obey you,” I hold on to the old teacher’s words and enter the classroom like a cage with tigers, afraid to doubt that they will obey. My tigers are rude and argue. Ivan is quietly sitting on the back, lowering his eyes to the table. If he doesn’t like something, a heavy wolf look stops the careless classmate.

The district decided to raise the educational component of the work. We should visit families regularly for educational purposes. I have an abyss of reasons for visiting their parents - half of the class can be left not for the second year, but for lifelong learning. I am going to preach the importance of education. In my first family I was confused. Why Why? In the forestry, workers earn more than teachers. I look at the drunken face of the father of the family, encouraged wallpapers and I don’t know what to say. The sermons of the high crystal bell dissolve into dust. Really why? They live as they are used to. They don’t need another life.
The houses of my students are scattered for twelve kilometers. There is no public transport. I go for families. No one is pleased with visits - the teacher in the house to complaints and spoilers. I go to one house after another. Destroyed the floor. A drunk father. A drunk mother. My son is ashamed that his mother is drunk. Dirty dirty rooms. Unspoiled dishes. My students are uncomfortable, they would like me not to see their lives. I’t want to see them either. I am covered by grief and hopelessness. And in fifty years, everyone here will likewise support the falling fence with slugs and live in dirty, poor houses. No one can get out of here, even if they want to. And they do not want. The circle closed.

Ivan looks at me. Around him, brothers and sisters sit on the bed between dirty blankets and pillows. There is no bed linen and, judging by the blankets, there was never. The children stay away from their parents and stick to Ivan. and six. Ivan the Elder. I can’t say anything good to his parents – he has a solid couple. Why say something? As soon as I tell you, the morbidity will begin. My father is drunk and aggressive. I say that Ivan is good and he is very hard at work. Nevertheless, I can’t change anything, even if they won’t be beaten by me. Mother blows out of joy: “He is good to me. No one believes him, but he is kind. He knows how he looks at his brothers and sisters. He goes to the farm and to the taiga... Everybody says he learns badly, and when does he learn? You sit down, sit down, I will pour the tea on you,” she smiles the crumbs from the table with a dark cloth and rushes to put a dirty tea on the fire.

Could this angry, silent overgrowth be good? I refer to dinner, say goodbye and go out. Twelve kilometers to my house. The beginning of winter. It is dark early, you need to get to the dark.

Svetlana Yurievna, wait for you! Vanessa is running after me on the street. How are you alone? It is dark! So far away! The Mother of God spoke. I don’t remember when I heard his voice for the last time.

“Wan, go home, I’ll catch you.

What if you don’t catch? Who will offend?

Vаньka goes next to me six kilometers, until there is a sidewalk. We talk all the way. Without it, it would be terrible - the snow along the road is marked with animal traces. With him I am scared no less – his father’s dim eyes are in front of him. Ivan’s eyes were not warmer. I speak because, with the sounds of my own voice, I am not so afraid to walk next to him in the darkness in the taiga.
In the morning, at the geography class, somebody grumbled at my comment. “Hold your tongue, a silent, quiet voice from the back. We all, silenced by surprise, turn toward Ivan. He surrounds everyone with a cold, angry look and speaks aside, looking me in the eyes. - Hold your tongue, I said, you talk to the teacher. If you don’t understand, I’ll explain in court.”

I no longer have problems with discipline. Silent Ivan is an indisputable authority in the class. After conflicts and bilateral tariffs, my students and I somehow unexpectedly managed to build a relationship. The main thing is to be honest and treat them with respect. I find it easier for me than other teachers: I teach geography with them. On the one hand, the subject is not needed by anyone, the knowledge of geography does not check the area, on the other hand, there is no neglect of knowledge. They may not know where China is, but that doesn’t stop them from learning something new. I don’t call Ivan to the board anymore. He makes tasks in writing. I don’t carefully see him sending notes with answers.

There should be political information at school twice a week. They do not distinguish Indians from Indians and Vorkuta from Voronezh. From hopelessness I spit on the front lines and party politics, and twice a week I tell them articles from the journal Around the World. We discuss futuristic predictions and the possibility of the existence of the snowman, I tell you that the Russians and the Slavs are not the same as the writing was before Cyril and Methodius.

I know they will never get out of here, and lie to them that if they want to, they will change their lives. Can I leave here? can be. If you really want. Yes, they won’t do anything, but it’s impossible to accept that being born in the wrong place, in the wrong family, has blocked all roads for my open, responsive, abandoned students. for the whole life. No chance to change anything. So I inspired them to lie that the main thing is to want to change.

In the spring, they come to visit me. The first one comes and asks questions:

This is what?

and mixer.

Why Why?

Destroying the white.

Bowl, can be wrapped with a fork. Why did they buy dust?

Paul is dusting.

- Empty waste, and a wreath can be, - he ticks his finger in the fan. And this why?

This is a fan! Dry the hair!

The rabbit is furiously angry:

Why do you dry them? Will they not dry themselves?! to

The Lech! How to make hair? To be beautiful!

This is a bad thing, Svetlana Jurievna! With fat you get angry, you spend money! A full balcony is filled! Translate the powder.

In the house of Leshka, like in the house of Ivan, there are no carpenters. This is the bed, the bed.

Ivan will not come. They will regret that Ivan did not come, they will break down the house cake without him and catch up for him. Then they will find a thousand more reasons to fall in guests, who one by one, who company. Everyone except Ivan. He will never come. They will go to the kindergarten for my son without my requests, and I will be calm - as long as there is no village spana with him, nothing will happen, they are the best protection for him. Neither before nor after I have seen such a degree of devotion and reciprocity from the students. Sometimes I bring my son from the kindergarten Ivan. They have mutual sympathy.

On the nose of the graduation exams, I walk the tail after the teacher of English Elena - I persuade not to leave Ivan for the second year. The prolonged conflict and mutual passionate hatred do not leave Vanke a chance to quit school. Elena cheats Vanku with drinking parents and brothers and sisters abandoned with living parents. Ivan hates her fiercely, Hamit. I persuaded all subjects not to leave Vanka for the second year. Elena is unstoppable. To convince Vanku to apologize to Elena also does not work:

I’m not going to apologize to this guy. Let her not talk about my parents, I will not answer her then!

– Van, you can’t say that about the teacher, – Ivan silently raises heavy eyes on me, I silence and again go to persuade Elena:

- Elena Sergeevna, of course, you need to leave him for the second year, but he will still not learn English, and you will have to tolerate it for another year. He will sit with those who are three years younger, and it will be even worse.
The prospect of suffering Vanka another year is a decisive factor, Elena accuses me of earning cheap authority from students and agrees to draw Vanka's annual three.

We take exam in Russian. All the classes received the same pencil. After submitting the works, we check the works with two pencil in hand. One with a blue paste, the other with a red. In order for the composition to pull to three, you need to correct the hell cloud of mistakes, after which you can take the red paste.

The results of the exam are announced. They are proud. Everyone said that we will not surrender the Russians, but we surrendered! You have surrendered. The good guys! I believe in you. I kept my promise for a year. I will get my first class in September. Those of mine who came to study in the ninth will give me all their bouquets during the lineup.

A few years. Beginning of the nineties. Ambulance at the same school on September 1.

Svetlana Yurievna, hello to you! I am being cared for by a young man. Did you recognize me?

I have a feverish memory of whose father this is, but I cannot remember his child:

- Of course I learned, - maybe, in the course of the conversation will release the memory.

I brought my sister. Remember when you came to us, she was sitting with me on the bed?

and WANKA! Is it you?! to

I am Svetlana Jurievna. You did not recognize me, in the voice of insult and reproach. Werewolf, how do you recognize you? You are completely different.

- I have finished the technical school, I work in Khabarovsk, I buy an apartment. When I buy, I take all of my own.

He easily entered the nineties — he had excellent survival practice and a heavy cold look. In a couple of years he will actually buy a big apartment, get married, take his sisters and brothers and break the relationship with his parents. The body will fuse and die by the beginning of the two thousand. Some graduate from institutions. Someone will move to Moscow.

You changed our lives.

How is?

You told a lot. You had beautiful dresses. The girls always waited for what dress you would come in. We wanted to live like you.

When they wanted to live like me, I lived in one of the three houses of a murdered military town near the forest farm village. I had a mixer, a dryer, a vacuum cleaner, bed linen, and Around the World magazines. I dressed beautiful clothes in the evening.

The key to opening the closed doors can be a fan and beautiful dresses. If you really want.”

Remembering election promises after the elections is extremism!

XXX: I agree with you. He lost consciousness twice in the ambulance.



Yyy: I hope your kids didn’t see this shame and went to class without any problems.

The second summer of Covid’s Christmas is over.

The boss brought his wife today. A beautiful blonde (and also very smart). Honestly, I was surprised myself), the nails are enlarged, the eyes are down...

The head of the advertising department comes, and he took the wife of the boss for a new employee:

“Calculate me... (a lot of work per week), you have an hour!

She, of course, was offended by such greed, but since she was an educated accountant, she had time to calculate something. He is:

I think I said everything! I’m going to pick up a blonde! You have to be fired! Report to the boss! As a name?

by Konenko...

“Not your boss’s name, fool, but your name?! to

It is my own, Cohen. I am his wife.

What happened to the head of the advertising department after these words is difficult to describe... It had to be seen! Now he is with us with all of you...

Interestingly, will Putin get 10,000 as a retired or 15,000 as the Supreme Commander-in-Chief?

xxx: A friend's cat is not a cage, taught to a sweater. “Happy” with him several times a day. No problems



The main thing is not to sleep in a sweater.

Recently called a taxi on the tariff Ultima - Business. The new BMW 5er. The driver in an impeccable suit with a tie and lacquered shoes came out and opened the passenger door in front of me. In the cabin sounded calm music of the Monte Carlo radio, smelled good perfume, in the side pockets of the doors were drinks. When we drove smoothly, the driver turned around and polently asked, “Would there be any special wishes?”

Please turn the turns on. I answered with an indiscriminate tone.

I scratched with him all the way, and yes, the twists he included)

Money loves silence, but it is stolen from the noise.

Georgy Danelia, recalling the film "Aphony", said: "...the greatest number of applause at creative meetings in theaters was interrupted by the alcoholic, ugly and finished fool Fedor, who in our film was magnificently played by Borislav Brondukov. In the costume and makeup, Bory was so organic that when he went out to smoke during the shooting at a restaurant (the restaurant we filmed at night in Moscow), the Swiss didn’t want to let him go back. Brondukov explained that he was an actor, that without him the shooting would fail, the Swiss did not believe. There are many such artists here! Brandon insisted. The Swiss threatened to call the police. And I would call, but here on the street looked my assistant Rita Tales. “Borislaw Nikolaevich, you are here! She was pleased. “Where did the actor go?” – “Is he really an artist?” “I’m surprised by the Swiss.

...And later, when I was filming “Tears Drop” in Rostov-Yaroslovsk, I was in the hotel, in my room, suddenly heard that someone was singing French songs in the restaurant. has descended. It was late autumn. There was very little people in the restaurant. On the stage with the microphone in his hand stood Brondukov and sang a song from the repertoire of Ivan Montan. And it was no longer an avid and lustful Fedor, but an elegant, plastic and enchanting French chansonier. It’s a pity that his talent has remained untold.”

The highest promise to ban officials from having dual citizenship has taken a worthy place next to the promise not to raise the retirement age.

The waitress counts a couple in the cafe. The girl:

I didn’t eat this salad at all. Not even touched. Do not count him. It can be sold again.

Unfortunately not. It is forbidden to sell the same dish a third time.

I have nothing to defeat my own laziness. Winning the Lenin.

My friend works as a warehouser. Looking for a job with a higher salary and better conditions.

In the region there is a large retail network, constantly looking for warehouses and suppliers in the logistics center with p.p. 60-70.

The conditions of the device to work are as follows - you go out for 5 hours of work, you are given a scanner and sheets with a list of goods. The number of trucks must be shipped as quickly as possible. The list of goods from alcohol and laundry powder to ham and flashbacks, names a huge number.

So, he has been driving 5 times, passed the selection. He is already speaking faster and faster, he is about to be taken and he is preparing for the next selection.

Do you have to say that they are not paid for this and that the vacancy hangs for years?

The world is full of technicians and ballabols. Everything around you is made by technicians. Everything you know about, but what didn’t happen (the bridge to Sakhalin, the world’s leading economy, an average salary of $2,700, an apartment – to everyone) – was promised by balls.

I understand that there are circumstances of force majeure which entail the impossibility of renouncing foreign citizenship.
But then why not go on the other side – refuse to work in Russia? Citizenship and interests of the country are preserved.

At eight in the morning I was awakened by a phone call. The unknown number.
There are people who have the luxury right to unknown numbers of the tube not to take, but we lawyers are deprived of this right.
We, like Dr. Ibolit, always wait for work on the phone, so I took it.

I heard an agitated voice from a guy who belonged to him. So, by the way, the voice, without brutality, as if the cock who stood on the foot, whispered: "Babule, babule, it is me.
“My grandson! Grandchild what happened? You’re okay?” — I woke up, realizing that these zones went out to work in the morning, their branch that the Zapadosts grandchildren responds.

The voice in the trumpet, whispering, whispered and pronounced joyfully: “Baby! I hit a man in a car. The dead man is dead, he does not breathe, the dead man lies, he does not move. Blood is everywhere.”

Fuck, I was scared! Uncle, it’s not the first time that you’re waking me up again. Pull it off to the nearest bushes and drive yourself calmly. Just don’t forget to wash the car right away, not like last time.”

The voice cried and probably should have put the phone, but I probably got some trainee or just a fool, well, or a man whose motto was the phrase "never give up," so the voice with less enthusiasm said: "Grandma, this is not time, here the mints came."

“Your mother, call Uncle Serjoze, let him come and deal with his employees. Serezhka said a hundred times, "give your halluys the numbers of cars of all of us, so that we will not distract you in the little things," I said tired.
“Grandpa, so I don’t have his number, I have a new phone, I haven’t recorded it yet” – the tube whispered, the voice of the ringing man in front of his eyes.
“I will not give it to you either. I’m without glasses, I’m lying on the beach in Monterrey by the sea, and my glasses are left in the country. My grandson, it is easier. In Google, use the phrase "Chief Police Chief of Moscow" and you will immediately get Serezhka and his number," I said.
“Baby, the mints want money right now,” the newly acquired grandson said to me.

“Well, give them money then and Uncle Serjoze don’t call!” I said.
“And I don’t have that much money, they want a lot,” the grandson said even more sadly.

“I said I’m breathing the sea. Call your dad, although the weather, he will probably not take the phone, he is a guest at your uncle Volod. They jumped on the bears at night, and the fools are old and sleeping. Uncle Dimu pick up, he always plays computer games and doesn’t sleep. Or pick up Lavrov, let him help, after all, he is a baptist to you, he is in a pentagram, before Satan has vowed to protect you. Although he’s probably all there in thoughts about Afghanistan right now, it’s uncomfortable to distract,” I said and cried out.

“You are an old creature! Families like your country are starving. No shame of conscience. You hide the bodies in the morning, jump on the bears. The fraudsters! That you all die," said the grandson bass and instantly renounced such a promising family disconnected.
I wanted to tell him more about his relatives.

© Ksenia Poleshev