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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86305
 30.08.2013
xxx: and while I picked up and divorced for sex, I was divorced for marriage (

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86304
 30.08.2013
HH: Just so is it.
See also: argument.
This is a titanium argument. Thro human history, no one has invented a counterargument against him.
In fact, there is such an argument. And it’s called "and what".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №86303
 30.08.2013
I eat fish soup now, and I think of you because you are my fish.
You are my bird!
M: I will go with a slice of chicken.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №86302
 30.08.2013
Tomorrow we will bounce! We passed the moderation of the scraper at SAAS for Bitrix 24!
XXX: What is SaaS?
YYY: What a difference
ZZZ: What is the Difference
XXX is for sure. Forgive my stupidity.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86301
 30.08.2013
She: Now I’m only interested in one question. How to download Linux Heroes
He is haha! Now I will help you.)
She: I’ll try it myself first. Winnie found it. But not today, though...
He: What did I find? OO
She is wine. never heard?
She: Nea
God, who am I meeting?

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86300
 30.08.2013
Thro the week, exactly 9 in the morning, I was mistaken by the number of a girl. It’s Friday and I just get up at 9 in the morning to submit the project. As usual a call.
Thank you for waking up. Again the wrong number?
At the end of the wire a pause, and then a laughing voice says:
I don’t have to call anywhere today, it’s my habit.

It’s a pity she doesn’t call me anymore.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86299
 30.08.2013
Life is not chess: a real woman will never sacrifice a figure for a foot.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №86298
 30.08.2013
Rabbit in the New Year's Morning
My uncle revealed the secret of why he was called a rabbit in school until the tenth grade.
In the first grade before the New Year's Morning it turned out that he can't sing, dance too, and the poems from horror in front of the public completely forgets.
The teacher gave him a role. He had to jump around the rabbit around the tree after the story of the rabbit.
He tells me:
“Mom gave me an elegant suit: standing ears, a puffy tail on pants, even white gloves were found. The poem about the rabbit was read safely, I jumped out on the stage and let me jump around the tree tree... In the hall a stormy applause, full of enthusiasm, laughter, I am also delighted with my crazy success. After jumping through one circle, I went to the second, applause does not smell, I stumble at the third...
But here for some reason a teacher comes out on the stage and, saying something, pulls me out of the scenes.
It turns out I wore rabbit trousers in the back.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86297
 30.08.2013
The inscription on the asphalt “I Slept With Your Wife Again!!!” It shook the whole house!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86296
 30.08.2013
Rjaca at work: SissAdmin configures the printer remotely on the accountant's compass. At the same time, I was sent to Skype:

Accountant: Thank you very much))) I am happy! )))
SysAdmink: Everyone is satisfied :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86295
 30.08.2013
In the family of 2 girls - the oldest first grade 6 years and the youngest 3 and a half years, the cat just begins to go to the garden (we only go 2 weeks).
Dependent for a couple of minutes: what other cat, why he goes to the garden and what side he is at all to the babysitter

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86294
 30.08.2013
I will walk.
Washing the dishes?
Yes Yes
As last time?! to
I hadn’t seen that Mukhtar was swallowing! It was like washing!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86293
 30.08.2013
Corporate chat at 11:45

Dear employees!

Those who are in the hospital or are absent for any other reason, please report to the reception room before 12:00.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №86292
 30.08.2013
You are a miracle!
Why is?
Miracles are inexplicable, baby.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86291
 30.08.2013
Spam from MTS:
"You are very lucky! You won 550 rubles! To get them, you just need to put 550 rubles on your account!"
The handcuff.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86290
 30.08.2013
xxx: When I was a kid, I was always messed up with the phone - in addition to "100", I also numbered 200 and 300 and 900...
YYY: A "666" has been picked up?
XXX: No, I will take it.
YYY: Have you picked up? That they talk?
xxx: I call, and there "to call this subscriber type 8, 495..."))
YYY: I knew, I knew he lived in this city!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86289
 30.08.2013
You betrayed me with admin.
If not then as then.
Core Console and Server
You could get into your lexicon.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86288
 30.08.2013
The doctors gave the doll to the Minister of Health.

The Magic People! Voodoo people!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86287
 30.08.2013
Friends, every year progress increasingly kills simple human emotions in us. The Internet drives out of our lives everything that is bright, good, creative. It sounds scary, but we have completely stopped shaking in memory.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86286
 30.08.2013
xxx: My iPhone 4 shows streaks. So much survived and did not withstand a small blow.The fifth one I once gave Ilya broke.
YYY: You’re so tough that you just switched to the fifth iPhone you had when the previous one broke. The Iron Man is simple.

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