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I walk the dog in the morning. Braz (my dog) loves to write in all exotic places. Today there is an open place.
I am standing. Brahma writes in a luck. And then from there, a three-storey mat with a voice full of such despair that I stood, so from the place, and rattled, drowning with a swallow.
Glad he didn’t go out. How would I look this man in the eyes?
I know what oxymoron is.
YYY: What shit is that?
xxx: Well, this is a combination of the incompatible, the type, the joyous sadness, the living corpse...
YYY: Is the beetle also an oxymoron?
XXX: Well, then the fucking shit.
111: Yes, I am generally offgenic, and you are a loser and jealous of me that I do everything myself!
Chapter 22: Smoke by Smoke!
11 Are you stupid? What a smoke? You will rent an apartment for the rest of your life, and I will live in Manhattan!
333: She would like to live in Manhattan.
111: but only pumped in Helsinki...
3 3 )))))))))
I, fucking, came home about 3 at night yesterday so tired that I fell asleep in the car! I woke up at 6 in the morning, got home, took a shower and went to work.
In order to live quietly, you must not just make sure before leaving the house.
All devices are turned off, and the water and gas are closed, and remember that you are in it.
I was convinced.
I found my husband in a laundry.
The real story of my friends.
Ordinary single mom. The only son, very painful, at birth
I was injured, something was damaged, something was wrong, something was wrong.
The nervous system. The doctors warned that the child should not worry.
Only positive emotions. The son grows up and asks about his father. Mother
I came up with the story that dad is an intelligence officer, now on the task. The Son Requires
Details, and my mom invented, so it gets a multi-series
The story. The son is not allowed to throw away the old costume of the ex-husband, so
The costume is a legend. My son is 5 years old. One day he walked.
Near the house, Mom looks at him from the window, work to the evening. Suddenly son
He disappears from sight for a moment, then runs home and is excited.
She cried, “Mom, I found my dad.” His mother reassured him, but he did not listen.
shouts, “Papa is wounded, he is lying there, we need to pick him up,” and pulls
Mother on the street. His mother can’t calm him, she goes out with him. The Son
pulls her to the nearby washing machine - there is the usual thing: a drunk dirty man lies
The bomb, the face beaten, but alive, moves. My mom is trying to get
The child, but the one close to hysterics: “This is a wounded dad.” and child
cannot worry. Mom decides to bring the bomja home, may be to feed,
until the child calms down to go to bed, then take a bomb, and in the morning
Tell the son that the father has gone to work again. They both raise.
Bob, he is gentle, something washes, but slowly goes. brought him home.
Mother says to her son, "Now Daddy is going to wash, then dinner, but he can be disturbed.
You can’t, so go to bed.” But the son is still close to hysterics:
“No, I’ll be with my dad.” Together they take him to the bathroom, Mom somehow
clothes the bomzh, pushes him into the bath, includes a cold shower. Bohemian
He does not understand anything, but under a cold shower he comes back a little,
Something bursting. Mother tells him, “Moses, then you will talk.” In this
At the time, the son pulls the ex-husband's suit into the bathroom: "Daddy, dress up." Bohemian
He comes back slightly, he doesn’t understand anything. Mother says to the bomb:
“Change your clothes and don’t ask anything.” The boy pulls a bomb into the kitchen:
“Mommy, Daddy wants to eat.” Mother is forced to bring food. Son enthusiastic
He puts a piece of bomb. The gods eat, gradually recovering. Mother
He tries to put his son to sleep, but he demands that his dad sleep next to him. Mother
forced to lie on the floor, herself in a half-sleep guard, as if something
not thrown out. In the morning the same story: the son leads the guest to the bathroom, gives the mother
She shaves him and feeds him for breakfast. He no longer looks like a guest.
BOMJOM: sleepy, washed, shaved, in a good suit - looks pretty
and decent. At the moment, the guest tries to find out. Mother
It explains. Then the guest leaves, giving an honest word to his son that he needs it.
Do a small assignment, and he will definitely come back by evening. and
I really returned. But I came in the car with flowers for my mom.
The story was quite ordinary. He is зам. A very large director.
He got divorced and started drinking. After another drunk, he retired.
He does not remember how he found himself beaten in the wash.
They now live in a good family and have a second son. The first son is strong.
He is now eight years old and tells everyone that his father had previously worked in the
After being injured, he now works in the factory.
“Wolod, I thought, maybe I also have an oligarch.
to land?
Smoke, go and sit down.
And who? Can I choose which? I can not? Anybody yes? any one?
Any one! Just pick him a chicken first!
www.msk2004.narod.ru
Stripe
Clearly, this work is hard.
G-Dogg (
The Aztec)
Stripe
What for work?
G Dogg
Vehicles with plutonium.
Stripe
You won’t find another job?
G Dogg
Good pay and interest, almost every week a new mutation
George W. Bush’s mother is accused of not teaching her children to read. And what this brave woman taught the monkey to say – is it not counted?! to
<r31t3r> in Russia red=beautiful... and so I have four days of beautiful eyes
Sometimes I talk in a dream. One day my parents woke up and told my monologue:
"Good night mom!"
"Good night Dad!"
(within two minutes)
"You are going to go!"
Samerly – What are you doing at home?
I'm going to clean up :D All the day. Then comes the theme.
Samerly and guessing.
1 is awake?
2: Not to the end
1: The rate of interest?
by 2:80
1: in you to fly quivaldo by +20% to awakening
2: * worked resistant to stupid weapons
1: in you to fly a tail at +20% to awakening
2: Resistance to cutting
1: in you to fly a spy at +20% to awakening
2: Resistance to cracks
1: in you to fly a charge of BFG by +20% to awakening
2: Drinking antirad
1: you fly a cup of coffee at +20% to awakening
2:* destroyed a flying cup with a laser shot from the eyes
2: * awakened from the use of the laser
Billy, I didn’t know right away.
Chuck Norris and Onotole have assembled their own collider in the garage, in case the first does not babbl and will not have to save the planet.
I saw yesterday on TV that Russian programmers won some honorary competition of France... so I congratulate the guys on this achievement!!! They even overcame their favourites – the Maldives!
And the most pleasant thing was that we won without a man's bowling and a violinist.
odmin_kot_shredder_huyase_o_o
Spam has arrived
A house of kidney stones is now a reality.
How I like it!! When it comes to the fact that in the Russian language there are also rules of spelling, people remember only in disputes. And this is done when you are roasted at the most unhealthy. When we were young, we used to say, "You are a fool," but the last word is left behind you, and the great and powerful is remembered on the tower.
let`s play (10:25:34 8/07/2008)
She is alive and has children.
Twister (10:25:49 8/07/2008)
>> she is still alive and has children
He was a young man.
let`s play (10:26:41 8/07/2008)
What did you put his finger in the anus? Otherwise how did you find out?! to
Twister (10:27:01 8/07/2008)
Serpents, like frogs, do not have an anus.
Twister (10:27:08 8/07/2008)
They have clowns.
Twister (10:27:25 8/07/2008)
It is two in one.
Twister (10:28:56 8/07/2008)
>> How did you find out?
Young is in size.
On the orange spot on the neck.
The fact that the male sex - he did not turn his mouth when he was smoked.
The water tank was a torpedo.
The three-metre torpedo was discovered directly on the street by the inhabitants of the village of Cheremisskoye - the ammunition was lying here for 13 years, and people were sure that it was a tank for water. The torpedo was barely dismantled by the hunters for non-ferrous metals, and now the FSB intervened.
We live in an invincible country.
ChaosLord
A harsh age in the courtyard... now people in order to think sober and look at the world, you need to get drunk.