Inaccurately inserted in the frame of the price is able to turn a gentle, appetizing cheese "Ostankinsky" into a disturbing cheese "Remains".

Very good look torrent "the world's dumbest deaths" in the "training materials" section.

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I know why I need alcohol.

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M Why? How to wash the wounds?

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No...to run games without a disk))

If the controller was invented by a woman, it would have only two buttons:
“Sound Out” and “Sex”

Not all scientific developments are for the benefit of humanity. The release of atomic energy led to an arms race; and even the seemingly harmless investigations of academic Pavlov — at least in one known case — shed blood on many innocent people.

I was at a visit to my distant relative, who lives in a large village fifteen kilometers from our district centre. His house stands next to a beautiful newly rebuilt church with shining domes and a bell with watch guardians. I came in the evening. Ilya
Petrovich (so called the old man) was home alone, as his wife left for a couple of days to his sister. He quickly gathered a simple village snack on the table; I put in the middle what was brought with me — well, in general!
The usual conversation in such cases began: as life, as health, what is new? And here Ilya Petrovich, briefly lying down on the wall clock, says:
What is new, you say? Listen to the happiness! Just guess a rumor.
And he himself sits with a drink in his hand, scratches his teeth-free mouth and looks at the clock. Suddenly, the curants at the bellroom began to beat another full hour with a melodic battle, and immediately an incredibly loud and disgusting whisper came from the street - a pig whispered, undoubtedly. Maybe a few pigs at once. Howphony was - even if the saints are out! When the bells were knocked off and the pigs went out, the old man told me the following: He bought it a week ago, as he bought it every year (by agreement), from one grandfather, who lived in a stalled hutor five kilometers from the village, two young pigs. This grandfather - a deaf, like a traffic jamming, a former fleet boatsman - lived there with his grandson-orphan, a boy of fourteen years old, and engaged in the growing of pigs for sale. Always, in all the previous years with his pigs everything was normal, and here - here...
I bought, in general, brought home, dropped in the shell - and that's where it started! The pigs started screaming. And not just so, and, as it was possible to find out through short observations, strictly by hour - in full accordance with the battle of the curants. And not only them.
“Wow, I have clocks on the floor in my wardrobe, you see? I asked
Ilya Petrovich, - I had to stop, or these parnocopytny generally
every fifteen minutes.
Furthermore, it turned out that the clock, as a time factor, was not important - these cattle cried even louder when the bells were ringing at noon, at noon and at night. It smelled mystic – that is, gray. No one knew what could be the case. Neighborly grandmothers pleaded Ilya Petrovich and accused him of confusing his pigs with Satan. This was added to a conflict with his wife (“You think why did she leave? Or, he says, I or the pigs! That, he says, when I come back, and their spirit was not here! Let’s go, let’s sell! In addition, the local father himself a couple of days ago stopped Ilya Petrovich on the street and whispered to him in half a voice - unclean, say, so. Do something.
What will you do here?Ilya Petrovich, not rylli
Are they isolated? Cutting is too early, but it is also unfortunate. Money is
The food is ready and the food is already prepared. And to sell, who am I?
Will I sell here?! to
Then he decided to visit the grandfather once again. I just went to lunch with him today, and you can imagine! He has reached the truth!
Tomorrow I will take these pigs from Jericho back and take the money.
Because the product is unconditional, he said solidly.
Ilya Petrovich, according to him, squeezed until he was able to convey to the deaf animal owner the essence of the problem.
At first, the grandfather could not get what they wanted from him; he was only knocking at the confused eyes and smiling at the smile of a man who suspects that he is being joked.
But then, suddenly, in a moment, his face was illuminated by a sudden understanding of what was happening, and he, knocking his hand on his forehead, shouted:
Why did he bring her from the roof and hang her there? the fifth,
Okay, go to here!
From the house appeared his grandson, who, smashing on the cheeks of the sloth, after two minutes of interrogation in everything and confessed.
It turns out, he read in a textbook about conditional reflexes and decided to check the correctness of the stated experimentally.
To do this, he pulled the old ship market from the loft, which his grandfather brought with him to commemorate the years of naval service, and hanged it before entering the pig farm.
He told his grandfather that he would play sailors.
The experiments he conducted were extremely simple and unstoppable: first he beat the bell, and then he beat the current of pigs.
Literally a few days later, the young scientist managed to unusual results - pigs began to whisper immediately after the first sounds of the market, without waiting for the experimentator to begin to approach them with a naked cable.
In fact, this is the whole story...

Oh yeah yes! The next week, I accidentally saw an advert on the stop, written with the following inscription: "I sell two pigs only to a man who lives near the church." Nevertheless, this old bosman is an honest and conscientious man.

Axioma: Any, even the hottest trainer, at home turns into a hangover.

xxx: we are responsible for those who have been deceived =_='

Vinzor
I love him :) I'm the happiest girl in the world because I have him!and :-*
The vibrator? and ROFL
Annual
Yes :D
Annual
Do not worry about the norm.
Vinzor
I understand that everything is normal.
Vinzor
her sister got a nobility vibrator and she was living well
Annual
I love
Vinzor
She lived long and happy.
Vinzor
Until the batteries are in the vibrator.
Annual
Then I went and bought a new.
Vinzor
No, it is not romantic.
Vinzor
Then the prince arrived on a white horse and pulled the battery from the machine.
Vinzor
and wrapped a poor annie on a vibrator with all the feet...

Salary in the office. Eye of the box. The newly adopted employee-F.I.O. by Sergey Alekseevich. Dialogue between the cashier (K) and the employee (R):
Hm... hello to you. You who?
R: I am the rat.
The pause...
Q: By the year?
R: By the way of life!! My name is such...

Sun, air and water are our best friends.
Beer and beer?
Beer is more of a relative.

T: house-2 pork farm some) Eat, sleep and reproduce.

I have a bag in the laundry. You know, the microwave has such a function, when it stopped heating, and the food forgot to get, it constantly picks to get the foods, say, I finished, free the room? So, in my washing machine, it seems that something similar was also tried to program, but apparently the assembly, however, is not German, because when you do not get the long-pressed underwear, it begins to wash it again after some time)))))))
>Zloi_kak_sobak: she just looks - not removed... the owner is dissatisfied!! I have to wash it! :)
Durnaya_: But I calculated, if you put on a fast wash in cold water and it stretches it twice, it takes less powder and electricity than to put on a long with warm! And the quality of laundry is the same, even more careful is more economical)))
>Zloi_kak_sobak: well, again the machine is smart)) she thinks that she has stretched a fig and tries to please the hostess in every way )) And if you violate her - she will stop eating powder at all ))
<durnaya_: She just probably saw me throw out the tea bar, which was calculated at 2.5 liters, but boiled completely only when there was no more than a liter of water in it. And I thought that, well, her naphyg napartit chonit, will go down from the 11th floor and will not even ask how they are called)))) Here in Krasnodar in general is a miracle-technique! There is also a straw that begins to self-clean from boiling exclusively on light things))))
>Zloi_kak_sobak: he just has a weak stomach

I sit with my daughter (2, 5 years old) in the bath, poured foam. The bathroom. My daughter eats foam.
At the same time, the husband in the kitchen pouches a glass of beer to himself, the foam in the glass is also dull... begins to drink...

I (daughter) loudly: Let’s stop eating the foam!!!...
A couple of sec. Silence... the angry rooster of her husband... He runs and says - this is why you will never get horns, providence...

Scanned recently here. Question - "Waiting for a student.", 4 letters. He understood that it was necessary to change the tactics of learning in the universe, when after a long search for alternative answers, the old man suggested "Par".

I walk down the street and see a blonde rolling oil into the car. Offigel... I approach closer not all normal oil is poured into the dishwasher tank.

Exit from Churchill.
I go along the shell and I see something strange of bright blue color, and the whole salon is covered under the curtain, even the front passenger, something very bright and varied, absolutely fantastic colors - in general a fairy spectacle. I’m going closer to see – and that’s... The Mothers!! Fuck, a full salon of different colours! Behind the wheel of this bath-washing miracle sits a lady with a very sad face and wearyly moves in the direction of the area.

Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye to Russia!and :)

Berlin police detained a tourist bus that its passengers – 48 Danish nationals – jointly pushed through the city from a bus station in Charlottenburg.

The bus did not start, and tourists departing to Copenhagen after visiting the Berlin sights hoped to let the motor off the speed. The police first watched what was happening and then ordered the tourists not to interfere with the traffic.

— — — —
And you say "such only in Russia".

xxx: Wonder Street of Krestinsky, which itself is parallel, perpendicular and twice crosses the street of Schwartz.
пруфлинк: in what dimension is your provincial town of Yekaterinburg built?)

Ivory Alone
How is the weather on the street?

%nickname %
Darkly

%nickname %
Weather not seen.

A look at the situation. By GangrenaGastrit, Russia, Saratov. †READ ME†

Some Ermakov - the host of the megaphone launched the action and prepared a cloud of documents where it is appropriate to cover the residents of the Russian Federation or make it as difficult as possible to access such means of communication as aska and skype and, simply speaking, to block free and most importantly safe communication. I’m breaking my megaphone. He went on. By the end of the week, more than 100,000 sims will go to wastewater.

What to do?

Getting rid of the megaphone service is all. Personally, I don’t want to use the MF number right now – why? Because the same MF wants to take away my freedom of communication.

just if the MF has everything out - the rest of the operators are also a shake-up and we will all find ourselves in such a situation that there will be ONE uncle Corry asks a lot to talk and if not to pay. Except for yourself, no one will talk to you.

One thing I know for sure. If you do not resist, you will drown in a milk bank. Globalization is making its way. By the way, about Swine flu - my personal opinion - is a subtly thought-out conspiracy, that there would be where and for what to send money, so that it could be legally laundered and that everyone would be afraid. It is important for the people to live in fear. Here is this.

Wake up, if everyone who reads a quotation and breaks their MP sims, and the quotation flies around the country, we will all say no as one. Jermaikov will regret not being born a grandmother.