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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №116853
 03.08.2015
The steel eggs are when three Africans, armed with a spear, onion and machete, purposefully go on the eight-headed lion prade, cut off the leg of the buffalo and quietly leave with this leg to the sunset, leaving behind lions who have fainted from such greed and have never used a weapon. Compared to that, everything else is just shit.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №116852
 03.08.2015
Comments on Onliner
xxx: When you say, “This is not a telephone conversation,” somewhere a KGB officer is sad.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116851
 03.08.2015
XXX: Here is the GIF of the deck. <Publish the image>
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Zzz: Where is the GIF, bleat? This is JEP!
I am an artist, I see it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116850
 03.08.2015
Since Air Force Day coincided with Railroad Day, the latter decided not to lag behind: went to swim in tanks and ride with rails pushed from the windows.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116849
 03.08.2015
As a child, we misunderstand that it is great to be an adult.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №116848
 03.08.2015
I don’t believe in God, I don’t need preaching. Sorry to.
WOW: What a waste! One in life is very difficult. God helps me in everything. I recently noticed that when I sit on some websites on the Internet, I have links to what I was literally looking for today. I am sure that God knows when you are looking for something, and he helps you in every way, it is only worth believing and paying attention to it.
This is called Yandex.Direct, idiot devout.
WOW: What is it called?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116847
 03.08.2015
Image of the skeleton converter from HoMM3, comments:
XXX: What is it?
Yyy: A cradle is a thing where living beings are killed and then transformed into nits.
ZZZ : The Institute?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116846
 03.08.2015
XXX: I am passing the test of history to the EGE. Plekhanov and his fellow thinkers founded in Geneva the group “***”, the main work of which was the propaganda of the ideas of Marxism.
Thirty Seconds to Marx

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116845
 03.08.2015
But here's how to explain to the cat, What shouldn't be thrown under your feet when meeting the owner, because as the owner in the shoes and snacks the cat may just not get? Because of the cat.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116844
 03.08.2015
For example, "You have to master the person on the photo. And to master in the biblical sense of the Russian localizers turned into "You must recognize the person on the photo. And to know in missionary position".
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I don’t understand what it means to have a man in a photograph"? Yes, possession in the biblical sense also leads me to some thoughts, but I’m not sure of them.
In general, please explain to me what the original phrase means, and ideally it would be good to give the original phrase.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116843
 03.08.2015
A remarkable feat: the "Nudist monastery".

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №116842
 02.08.2015
Eugene
I am proposing an exchange for TESCHU 1955. Exclusive, the only one in the world.
Compilation of:
The crocodile skin.
front and rear roofs;
Starting from halfway;
Every Ferrari will be jealous.
A volume of 200 liters, but is constantly increasing.
I don't know how many horse powers, I can't measure (the horses are afraid);
Eat everything in a row.
Unbeaten, but painted (so better)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116841
 02.08.2015
One thing is bad with the landers, they are drunk and swimming in the fountains every year, not in the capital where you would like to see them.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116840
 02.08.2015
Paint the honeys then.
No, I don’t want honey, it smells somewhat strenuous.
It normally smells like a tree.
Well, imagine, I lie in bed with a guy, with my name and smell of a tree.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116839
 02.08.2015
Today in front of me was a young dad who carried on his younger son’s arms.
Suddenly the second stumbled and asked for his hands too.
The guy wasn’t confused, he raised them both, a little shuffled, and went on.
So, guys, why do you need to hike and be in shape?
You are the future attraction of your children.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116838
 02.08.2015
I participate :

Once the requests to post funny things have increased, let’s recall some unsuccessful translations of phrases from books and movies.

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A very popular online game. Some monsters can be caught and used as combat pets. In the form caught, the monster looks like an egg, it is actually called. For example, a turtle egg, a scorpion egg or even a wolf egg. It is half trouble. Now corrected, and before the mob - a deer, I don't know why, was called the "young husband". Very funny looking at the inventory of the "young husband’s eggs".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116837
 02.08.2015
<shiroginne> I want a Saturday morning and not a Sunday
<pawle> :)
<pawle> yes Saturday was somewhere.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116836
 02.08.2015
Yellow stickers are not suitable for the recording of urgent cases - after six months they fall away.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116835
 02.08.2015
Picture of a cat on a tree with a bunch of sausages in its mouth

Why do you kill birds...
When they made sauces, they killed someone too!
z: not a fact )))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116834
 02.08.2015
Buy a wheelchair, with which you can not enter the entrance without assistance, is five. Again, it is someone else’s fault.
Why are you reproducing?
and----
It would be better if you did not multiply, god. Do you think everyone can afford a nanowheel with space technology? And no one uses wheelchairs from friends and relatives or older children? Do you think when buying, without experience, you can choose a 100% mega-friendly model, and no one is mistaken when choosing simply by ignorance? Do you think there are no entrances and doors you can’t enter even with a super cool crew?

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