Few know, but many learn.

A huge supermarket, his wife was lost somewhere between dairy products and cereals.
I go and look for her.
A lovely worker arrives.
Can I help something?
Oh... I’m not sure.
Are you looking for something specific?
Yes my wife.
“No, I can’t do it right away, let’s have a coffee!

Roman Rosengurt

The old teacher Maria Ivanovna, in order not to die of hunger, decided to establish a oil company.

Haber, the next article on the topic "why OOP is dead"
Goto is alive, and they are buried by OOP :)

I read the description of family dramas here and I have the impression that most people are forced to get married, or that it happens unconsciously.

certificate
A citizen named Imyarek Imyarekovich is a fool.
Because only a fool can require a certificate of ‘purity’ from his partner.

Gynecologist Ivanov.
The certificate is given for presentation at the place of the request.

This foolishness:
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What is your business? Or are you one of those chickens who breaks into a closed door and cries:"Open me right away! What are you hiding there! I demand to open, I have the right to know! I’m going to go!"
Your husband is not your property, remember. He has territories that are inaccessible to you. Relax, shut up and forget. Wash your mouth with a decoction of rosemary. Otherwise, you will soon become a divorce - and by merit.
We have divorced our young boys.

Here, it is desirable for such advisors to stay on their territory, in a solitary state, and not a step closer to women. Such as you, and the white ticket can hide, and other criminal debris, such as the spouse it does not concern, but the law speaks about the counterfeit.

My mom has some kind of female cosmetic piece, with the edge on the shelf, and I constantly cling to her with her leg, then hand, falling ten times. I got stuck with the phone and fell again. Dialogue with Mom:
This thing is constantly falling.
What is?
- Well, this cosmetic, I will read now... It is written on a modeling serum for the face. The innovative formula "Anti-Gravity"

I have a man at work, performing in the office of the municipality, serving our building, the functions of the electrician and the loader.
I call him the "electric loader", the partner calls a short-lived (because he always doesn't report something) and an electrician.
It is not external. Thin, lean, dressed like in the 70s of the last century, rough, boring wild and eternally with some straight naughty idiotic questions.
No one loves him. And not even trying.
Well, I was a patient man (in the army of soldiers those other frames were found), but somehow I did not stand and was out of heart.
He tried for two months not to get in my eyes.
Once recently Oleg (a partner) asks:
Do you remember what Chikatilo looked like?
Or a maniac? Yes I remember. Rožica is dumb, you will never think that he is a murderer. and what?
I am about too. With our electrician outwardly like brothers. I thought... Per you wasted him at that time?It is :)

I regularly hear an elevator ride in our apartment house at night. Who can ride in it?
The Spirit of Communism!
This is what it smells like in the elevator.

>> And I know dozens of such families, where the wife lives for pleasure, and the husbands graze at work and at home.

I am 52 years old. I don’t know of a family where my wife doesn’t work. O"lives in his pleasure" and there is no word. At home only for the period of maternity leave; before and after - sheep as cursed. And yes, the house is almost all on them, the husbands help little.
Where do you get such wives?

Gynecologist’s certificate: Strange people. First he wants to be the first, and then angers that he wasn’t the last... But you can start a few cats at once. For them, it is even good - there is someone to socialize with. All people and all people...

Serehio: I also came back from a funkan account and put my shoes in the microwave.
Serehio: But most of all I was killed by my mother’s reaction. When I ran around the apartment in the morning looking for these shoes, she asked me what I was looking for. And when I answered that shoes, she said, “So they’re in the microwave.”
Serehio: You know, it’s not so upset to keep drinking coffee. As if their place was there.
Nade: Immediately seen, the mother of three students of Mehmat. She did not see that.

My parents are quite young, and somehow from childhood I used to call them not daddy and mom, but Lucy and Valery (apparently, the fashion is such in the parents of our generation, I know that my case is not unique). And when I was 17-18 years old, and Valery, 36-37, respectively, we went to a concert together. My mother called, but she didn’t want to.

In the hall before the concert met my dad’s friend of student years. I remembered how he pulled my little on my shoulders, and he, first, did not recognize me, secondly, despite the apparent portrait similarity, about relativity, apparently, somehow did not think. He blinked all the way, as if suffering from a nervous tick, and joked that he was not a traitor and Luske (mother) will not tell anything.

I wasn’t a troll, but I wasn’t naive for years. Looking at the uncle with big and honest eyes, with pioneering sincerity began to convince that it can be said, Lucia allowed...

About how I then broke on Uncle Cole's idea of old friends, Daddy laughed to me only ten years later.

About Masha and Misha.

Masha climbed to a tree and she was screaming, “Where are you! You are a girl! Come down immediately! To give birth to you! There is a bush of rice growing, go and find it! What does it mean to be 'haired'? Find a boy and let him hide your apples!

Gender stereotypes in society are very strong.

News: KubGU teacher went to the porn industry because of low salary.

An energetic teacher will always find a way to earn money.

Moscow drug dealers convicted of unintentional murder

During the investigation it became clear that Tsarik and Danilov, whose business (printing on T-shirts) was on the verge of ruin, decided to make money from selling cocaine.

However, without the experience of selling drugs, they did not weaken cocaine, as it is accepted on the market, but stored it as a pure substance.

Police officers Sergey Chelidze and Nikita Kalugin did not suspect that they seized a pure substance from drug dealers, and Tsarik and Danilov did not dare to warn law enforcement officers about this.

As a result, both police officers received an overdose, from which Nikita Kalugin died, and Sergey Chelidze the doctors managed to save.

The court appreciated the drug dealers' deceit, Tsarik was sentenced to nine years in prison, and Danilov - seven.

I have almost 10 years of marriage.
My wife has not worked or worked for 10 years.
I am making money, Gen. I clean my clothes, I make my dishes, I make my cooking too.
And I know dozens of such families, where the wife lives for pleasure, and the husbands graze at work and at home.

Let me guess – two or three children in the age difference of a couple years?

What is your business? Or are you one of those chickens who breaks into a closed door and cries:"Open me right away! What are you hiding there! I demand to open, I have the right to know! I’m going to go!"
Your husband is not your property, remember. He has territories that are inaccessible to you. Relax, shut up and forget. Wash your mouth with a decoction of rosemary. Otherwise, you will soon become a divorce - and by merit.
We have divorced our young boys.

And if it were the opposite, everyone would advise the husband to find out his wife's past.
Discriminators on the basis of gender.
and advice to silence your wife will give :)

We don’t need smart people. We need faithful. And so that they could cook with sows and borsches.

It looks great next to the neighbor, about the fact that the fools themselves are to blame, you choose the fools who do not see the identity in you. Which dick to choose? You are what.
Cats are driving, yes.