They are immortal among us!! to
If you divide the wealth of some ministers or deputies by their salaries, it turns out that they live for several thousand years!

She was very bad, she accidentally did good.

The real story. This happened ten years ago, as they say, in one large and very proud Northern republic. One of our comrades invited our friendly hunting company to the autumn opening of the hunt in a place unknown to us - one of the numerous hunting bases on lakes near the capital of the glorious republic. After listening to the stories about the flocks of ducks covering the sky, we quickly gathered together and climbed to this hunting base, somewhat settled in a large rubber house with pores on the walls and a large stove in the center among others wishing to feel the local wildlife for strength. To purify our conscience, we ran to the lake, to make sure that the duck is really there, sitting without fear, looking at us with good eyes, not even flying away. They returned to the house, quickly cut snacks, poured them into glasses and began to get acquainted with the local community, however, without fanaticism, because at four in the morning the hunt began.
So, without ten-four, I am already in the room, scratching a cuddly unbarred beard, eating from the morning cold, looking bloodthirsty at a bunch of crackers within a straight shot. Waiting for S. ...And here behind is what is called, the evil scratch. I was vigilant, I looked around my friend, standing about thirty meters from me on the other side of the watermelon, and the duck wrapped up and wrapped with bushes. Through the coastal cushers, the classic grandfather, the godfather, pulled a small chariot the size of children's sandwiches on screaming wheels. Grandfather came closer (without tears you won't look - an old shirt, a rabbit hat with a turned ear - a classic Mazai, only forty years in retirement.) The Grandfather:
I’ve always been hunting here, yeah, I know.
I have the last season, my legs don’t walk, my hands don’t drag, I feel winter isn’t.
I will survive. Let me do the first shot, one of all, soul.
to take.
What are we, animals?
Come on grandfather.
The first suspicion arose after the grandfather pulled out a real fuse from the sword on the cart - a clustered trunk, a caliber - the hand slides, a charge of obviously half a pound of powder and a glass of crush and quickly directed this weapon toward ducks, not suspecting what ass awaits them. And in this same second, the canonade went along the shores of the lake - four hours, the hunting season for swimmers opened.
My grandfather was terrified. My eyes opened like a phyllin stretched on a globe.
The cat in the bay is all gone!! Although I suspect that half of a banal heart attack. But it is not easier for us. And the cunning grandfather suddenly stopped dying, sharply scattered the swamps and used to scratch the ducks out of the water, which a minute ago I already thought of as my own. He threw them into the bag and it was so. The cock.
...Late in the morning, with trophies in the form of two dirty random dwarfs, I returned to the cellar. The people already gathered, were proud of the beaten oak, gradually drank, ate. Take the bikes. I also talked about my grandfather.
The local old men have been roaring over me for a long time - this grandfather before each opening of the season for ten years comes a quarter of an hour before the first shot on the lake, chooses non-home hunters (because the locals have already sent him), and explains to them this story with his swift dying and pre-mortem shot. And it always goes by with him - what a psychologist...
Good health, grandfather, if you are still alive.

Even journalists do not dare to call Medvedev the president of Russia. The President Medvedev.

Blade, I still have a worker. We carry out raids around the office in order to identify toys and all kinds of shit during working hours... we go to the head of the Finnish service. Blaise, he is sitting down! At the beginning, this whole hole is blocked. the picture - made friends with him, he opens the yandeh and writes"the photo of the bride")))))))))))))))))))))))))))) the whaler's department))))))))))))))))))))
Everything was closed to the harams...and then a little later we look, again the fox is shaking. I go to Google, the translator, I write "he will catch the ball on the puppy!", I type his internal number and bring the phone to the dynamic. The woman’s voice is loud and clear – "GET A CHARICE FOR THE PARNUCHE!". Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

News on Rambler: Plane Blagoveshchensk-Moscow flew with a roy of bees on board. A group of bees broke into the business-class Boeing 757. Frightened by loads and loss of orientation, insects behaved inadequately.

Enjoyed comment: aircraft lately only and keeps in the air due to the large number of insects caught, These bees are a leak from the engine

Comment on the construction of the Olympic road Adler - Red Range:
But $ 6,780 per 1 square meter - it is serious, probably to build from nanobetons, mined by virgins at midnight on the top of Everest and on the crust of intercontinental missiles delivered to the construction site, where super-secret nanorobots lay it on the road...

News on Rambler: "a ghost girl steals cement from a building".

Woooooot! Mystery has been solved! You are all officials, officials.

Rashid Nurgalyev: "From Thursday, there is no more corruption in the Russian police" xD

I remembered here.
It was at the beginning of zero. My friends and I found some homeless cat and decided to urgently settle somewhere. Nothing to do, decided to walk through the entrances of nearby houses. The apartments were randomly picked. The following dialogue was held with the owner of one of the apartments:
- Hello, and you do not need a cat unnatural, very affectionate!
“No, guys, sorry, I need a big cat with two legs that is good at cooking borscht. As you find it, call.

I have never met such humorists.

I recently stayed in a hotel, and there in the toilet the light is set to gradually increase the brightness.
You go in to suck, turn on the light and in the process in the brain of the fighter two thoughts: the lighting slowly comes, the bladder slowly pressed on the optic nerve...

I am in the hospital, waiting for the doctor. A nurse walks around and invites everyone to lunch. He goes into every room and cries: 'Is anyone alive?
I better go home...

Yesterday I took a girl out of the solarium, and the hell threw to say:
"Well, what about the chicken grill?"

XXX: What is it?
YYY: It is normal. I am in the Bahamas.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx When did you get rid of it, Bishop?
YYY: No, it is okay. I brought a batch of plates. Colour "Bahamas" has been unloaded. I stumble. I sit.

XXX: I will
XXX: I am not a girl
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx: not a girl in the sense of a boy
And a boy not since a girl, but from the moment of birth.

A boy enters the apartment with a girl.
XXX: there are sounds of orgia
xxxx: stuff scattered in the corridor
xxx: girl's room men's jeans, mother's women's
XXX: The Door
xxx: men's jeans and women's jeans
XXX: the underwear
xxx: and a notepad on the bed that cyclically reproduces sounds
xxx: and the inscription red on the entire screen "the fucking doll is jealous?and "

I used to drive early in the morning to work in the city. Early in the morning, people are sleepy and awkward, like the day before, and the holiday was somewhat...
In general, the motorist at the general stop forgot to close the doors of the electric car and from the stop to the stop went on a breakdown.

It was necessary to see the faces of passengers on the perron of the next station, when the electric car went up, stopped and the doors suddenly closed)))))

“I still don’t understand what Obama offered the Bear to exchange for Libya. It must be something very significant.

Angry Birds was offered to him.

Dating site for girls

I met a man, but he did not like me, how politely to refuse him in further communication?

I usually asked for money in debt, a large sum, then they disappeared themselves. :)

[Alic 10:52:29]
>> *WALL* me crazy in the eye cause
[GeparD 10:54:12]
<< How did you do it?
[Alic 10:54:31]
>> :D Yes I am the victim
[GeparD 10:54:54]
<< Do you have to wait?
[Alic 10:55:02]
>> I had a phone sperm familiar a year ago
[Alic 10:55:22]
>> I name name name address all said
[Alic 10:55:28]
>> they have revealed this case for a year
[GeparD 10:55:33]
<< *ROFL*
[Alic 10:55:55]
>> I’ve forgotten about it.
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<< *ROFL* *ROFL*