Law on the Protection of Child Morality:

xxx: Poor deputies)) Children already at 12 years old are registered on porn sites as 40-year-old uncles)))
YYY: 40 year old deputy uncles, on the contrary, are registered as 12-year-olds on websites!

who wrote about the video camera and the ancient telecast in the film "Back to the future" - there in the background on the left of the telecast is a oscillograph, according to which any electronist will immediately understand how to combine the video camera and the lamp telecast. Especially with his mega.

Comment on the article on the first designs of famous sites:
"Oh, the nostalgia of the world...)
I remember all this, haha, and funny mail, and youtube, and contact, positioned as a reference book for elite students))
The bed as well. It was a good place. You enter the chat "Lesbian forevers", and there assembler discuss..."

In Britain, developed a submarine wheelchair - I hear the underwater.
The submarine wheelchair is the entire Ukrainian fleet. This is not a secret, the military secret has been uncovered.

What should be done to increase the popularity of Soviet cartoons in Russia?

They need to be banned.

If I wear a shirt and a tie, will I be knotted?
Pick up the grain, they’ll blush!! to

The first channel intellectually jokes: "And now a direct report from the site of the Battle of Borodin, our own correspondent Denis Davydov is on the air!"

Tagged: bdsm
xxx: unlimited goodness, compassion and mercy

Every year in millions of Russian families comes trouble: summer vacation ends :(

X: Did you not notice? I washed the kitchen floor.
Y: When did you get it?
X: When the juice shed...

XXX: yesterday took the perforator from the neighbor until Monday
XXX: first time in two weeks slept normally

Does the absence of a girl have anything to do with knowledge of Japanese?
The absence of a girl is related to the knowledge of German. Knowledge of Japanese is related to where.

...Equation on the state flag of Kazakhstan!In the classes step-by-step march!" and grimit "Farewell to Slavyanka"....

by a lucky coincidence, the children of my school were leaving the line-up under the imperial march.
Teacher of Computer Science)

Fuck, eat hunting, and there is nothing in the refrigerator except fucking.
Come here, we have pets.)
I don’t know your address.
Do you smell :D
Within 20 minutes *
Open the door, open the door ?
Oh, that’s fucking shit.

Nat: I just blinked at him with a turning blink to get him out. I didn’t realize my husband was broken.

>> Let the cat smell the foods so that it does not digest. Remove the meat. If it is lazy, it can be left so.

In the beginning it was thought "to reject (i.e. take away) meat from the cat", long stuck in the screen O_o

A brother from a wild province came to visit me. I gathered from the morning, went through the whole city to the station, met him. I am back home, and my wife has already gathered a consilium from two friends. They sit down, chase tea, talk about something. My wife asks, “Hungry?” and I say, “Yes, I haven’t had time for breakfast.” She goes up, goes to the kitchen, my brother and I follow. He warms up the pasta, says, “I thought I’d go to my mom so you could do without me?” and “I’ll say something about sandwiches, I’m smart, I say.” The wife goes out to the hallway and cries to her girlfriends: “Have you heard? The Lord has appointed me a beloved wife!"
My brother’s jaw went into a plate with pasta.

In order for your wife not to trust you homework, it takes a special wisdom and a whole life.

My mom came to visit. On the ceiling, the walls are folded.
M: So you didn’t shake up.
I: Yes, high, I jumped and jumped, but I never got it.
M: So you don’t have an aspirant at home?
I: Nafiga, I have a man in the house.
M: Oh, so you didn’t jump there.

I go to Kharkov on the road. I am stopped by a haishnik and I appear to be an inspector of Daibas.