HHH
Coffee with milk is when in one hand a cup of coffee and in the other with milk.)

HHH
Guess what you’re doing with the swallow? :)

WOWU
This is when in one hand a circle with a whiteboard and in the other with a silk.

HHH
I did not expect that answer 😉

The future will show how real your past was.

I have repeatedly seen the crabs soak the bark of bread in the

So this morning, when I saw how the crown was dealing with the clove,

I used to look at a piece of bread, I used to look at it.

the wisdom of these beasts and immediately forgot about it, continuing

Parking next to the tram line. In a few minutes, leaving

the car, I turned around to click the alarm lamp, and... stuck on

In the place – the crown, who just washed a piece of bread in the pit, now

He also made it on a tram rail!

I do not understand:

Why, if a man thinks he is a Martian or a Napoleon cake, then his

They are treated in a psychiatric clinic; and if a man thinks he is a woman, his rights

Trying to protect?

Recently I saw a six- or seven-year-old boy running down the street and whispering under his nose: “Patience, patience...”. I wonder, did he run anyway?

[18:55:12] Kissunya has left us
Saddam has left us.
The server has left us.
[18:55:18] We have left the house
[18:55:18] SNejoCk has left us
Nixon has left us.
Darklord has left us.
[18:55:18] They have left us
[18:55:18] We left MalL4iG_Spal4iG
The good man has left us.
[18:55:18] We have left waRDen
Alix has left us.
[18:55:25] XBocT has left us
Gibbs has left us.
[18:55:58] XXX: I love the thunderstorm in early May, as fucking, so there is no floor grid))

If there were no winter, it would be all summer.
It would be all big shit - global heating it

Talk about the cat:
_panic: that wasn't the hull she had :) It was just dumb near the shops, the shops probably didn't get lost... :)
Maybe I’ve just gotten rid of it again because I’m not sleeping... came – Moor? and escaped.
At the same time, she is very silent, for example, never asks to eat... she has 3-4 types of walls.
1st The Moor? Usually in a situation... I caught a mol, and that flew away where... I can’t do so...
2nd Myauuu - type of hares to push me and hold on my arms!
Three by Meu. Open the door, where did you hide? Or I want to fuck... and the fuck she knows but still gladly tells everyone!
4. mrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - it is when she is called to eat... and if she is in another room and they call the kitchen... the order is like this: broke up... murrrrrrrrrr (who is next door, no)... ran to the kitchen...
The option if it hurts. I am going to go! But so rarely...
and :)
Roader: It feels like you programmed it.)

by SkaPunkBoy:
Dolby is...

It’s when you wake up today with the complete confidence that your parents are at work, you get up, you pull and you say: “Ahaha! Go all naked! I’m going to fuck you!" You get a cigarette out of the table, you knock your ear, you walk through the corridor and you sing with all your voice: “I’ve had so much work... I’ve got to get up so early... In the morning and in the evening to bake the pasta... And I’d like to eat a banana... And... You find in the kitchen a mom quietly cuddling with a cup of coffee in her hand and shaken eyes that have put on you.

Was she so upset that she kept her eyes in her hand? Are they smoking on you?

Fuck yourself for a stupid comment.
The CITATED

Keyboard with anatomical buttons:
Oh yeah, just those curved buttons like better for fingers...)
YYY: YYYYYYY
Curved buttons are better for curved fingers!))

The government has said that if we raise oil prices, we will be hit by war.
yyy: wow, exactly what will go - neither to go nor to fly ))))

clnt: tell me sorry why I have an old FTP and although I opened today there was a new thing to do!? to

ADM: I don’t understand your question.

clnt: well I tell you in the morning it was new and now it came back old and there is all the old.

ADM: What is old?

clnt: ftp

ADM is AAA! Don’t eat my brain please. Explain exactly what you want?

Why do I have an old FTP?“And why when I went to the FTP in the morning it was new and all the files too and now the FTP is old again and all the files too!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????? to

ADM is sorry. The administrator is temporarily unavailable. he beats his head at the keyboard, bites his mouse and cries bitterly >_<

XXX: Have you been?
YYY: What was it?
XXX: I cry
STOP, what are you paying for? I didn’t say there was.

A friend brought her to his girlfriend.
We sit and drink a beer, a friend in half an hour decides that she urgently needs to call her mom:
Hello, this is Me, Anja Bahireva
Crying on the floor.

Leo (working sysadmin in the hypermarket)
How to check if the printer is charged?

Leo is
I have a full package of cartridges, but there is no printer at hand.

Shaft
Well as an option can be determined by weight, empty will be noticeably easier ;)

Leo is
BUGOGA

Leo is
Now I will carry the cartridges on the food weights to weigh.)

Leo is
Thanks for the advice, by the way.

I found money in the most unexpected place today.
222 Where is it?
11 in the wallet.

Sashoker
I was offended by a very good friend (

Sashoker
And all because I found a webcam.

Sashoker
and asked to show your breasts all night (((

Sashoker
I’m not sure, but because

Sashoker
Camera on the Shoulder

Sashoker

And I had my grandmother before that, so I have a knee ppc spotted by mosquitoes...

Sashoker
I scratched her.

Sashoker
Maybe she thought it wrong.)

Fuck, people, today on the RTR will show the movie Black Hole.

A failed experiment with particle acceleration in one of the quantum laboratories in St. Louis, Missouri, leads to the formation of a black hole on Earth and the death of the leading scientist William Hauser. Colleague and long-time love of Eric Bryce, Shannon Moore turns to physics for help. Bryce and Shannon begin to work, trying to find a hint in Hauser's records: how to destroy the Black Hole. But they don’t yet know that the Black Hole’s emergence led to the creation of another creature that went beyond the lab and walks through the streets of St. Louis, absorbing energy from the electrical grid.

I think the government is trying to prepare us for something.
Chat to me.

Flying
What about the serpent?

tishe
Serena is not

tishe
It was Guevara.

Remarks for parents sending children to camp:
The phrase is "Dear parents! In case of refusal to take the child from the camp at the end of the shift, he is handed over to the children's room of the police at the place of residence.