The exchange rate in Belarus is tied to the number of the month

You suckers stupid I have been working in Moscow for the 4th year for 20 thousand, where you foolish stupid took what bubble drops from the sky? Birth of Fucks

Ravishan is you?? to

I was ragged, I was listening to a broadcast on the subject of why some women do not change their surname after the wedding, in particular, that one of the reasons is to change documents, read text messages from radio listeners, one of them wrote: "And it was much easier for us in this regard, because my girlfriend from the documents had a certificate of release."

Juzzt: I worked in a night shift as a guard on one object. I mean, I walk around, somewhere in the middle of the first night, and I find that the employee of the XHH today has been delayed and about something on elevated tones is mocking with his faithful on the phone, and they whisper so that I hear that at that end of the tube his wife runs into his ear:
Yes, I am at work! I was upset!! I don’t walk anywhere, I don’t walk with anyone, I work!! to
I know how you work! You haven’t been home for days!! I know you’re talking about grandmothers!! Admit yourself as a man.
I feel like my beard is starting to grow!! to
What other beard?? to
The Blue Fuck!! The blue beard!! to
You’re a boob again, aren’t you?
I’ll go home... let’s talk.

we sit in team speak'e we communicate to play online shooter, one person in the background:
What kind of shit have you thrown out?
Mom, I’ll throw it out!
He continues to play as if nothing had happened.

Nick: Bobby
Reason: Danya, Mom is already angry with you. Throw away the garbage and then play.
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I dream of money more and more - here I and the money ride on the yacht, drink
and Champagne. But here I and the money are falling out of the club and choking and choking.

My boyfriend works with me, he is gay. I totally parallel to his orientation, such a normal guy. But yesterday I followed him on the road...Here he drives like a pedras. I’m sure many car lovers call it that :)

The article:
It still seems incredible that the server can call me in the event of problems, but in reality the implementation proved even easier than I thought.
Listing code
If desired, you can go further and add text-to-speech, but I found it enough to call from a certain number to see that there was a problem.

Commentary :
Holmes, what is this evil silence?
This is the Baskerville fish, Watson.

China: and if you take a little valerian and smash the cat’s cheek, it will wash for a very, very long time.
d0lboiob: And if you tie a cat to the foot of the swimsuit, he will not only wash, but also shave.

In the work place new compasses, a lot of noise cooler

In six months, you will be out of noise. The case in the zoo was, a fire alarm worked over the bear's cage, so he died in an hour!
Is it burned?

xxx: Buying a kidney surprise: how they changed.
XXX is a box.
XX: In the sense of a container.
xxx: In the sense of not the container that std::vector or map
XXX is a bite.
But not like the condensator.
XXX: The Fool

The magical power of Bora! May your name be holy, and so on.
I want Ibiza!! No truth, I want Ibiza every day, without tiredness and break!!! to
Everyone who gets a gift tomorrow, fucking!! to

Man is a very intelligent creature and knows how to mask himself as an idiot.

An interesting fact. The display of the iPhone works even if you drive it by a member (you can easily go through any simple toy or climb the internet). At the same time, smartphones from HTC refuse to respond. Why so?

St@r: first learn the Russian language, and then learn. You are 25 years old, and your messages are disgusting to read. There are fewer mistakes in primary school. Do you know what signs are?

Karina: Nachuji me your wounds go nachuji and do not walk me

St@r: Yes please

St@r: the rabbit :D

I am not a rabbit.

St@r: Yes, you are a creature, not a rabbit

Talk in technical support.

Yes, we can’t say "you hear, you fool!"
But we can say "Dear subscriber!"
With the intonation it sounds the same.

Your standard of living is not determined by the amount of your salary, but by how much you leave from her.

Recently told our driver the story read here about a taxi driver, who entered the "jeep" a expensive foreign car, when he took a passenger to the airport :) What he philosophically stumbled on his shoulders, said, "life is a difficult thing" and gave me his story.
At the very beginning of the 90s, it was at the time, which is now called "lichem", in the free time from the main work he stood in the evenings on a service car near the central supermarket of our city. The Taxi. And in one evening, late in winter or early in spring, the time was approaching midnight and he was already about to go home, as three men approached him with characteristic tissue bags, in which at that time the whole country was carrying clothes from abroad to the local market. They had to go to the suburbs - they were not greedy for the amount. In general, the thirst for profit so froze the driver's eyes that he agreed almost without thinking.
Further from his words: I planted them, I go, I have already gone to the district. Dark, around no soul and here to me it comes to me that I am actually alone, their three, to drive 20 kilometers more and as it was around no soul... I begin to think feverishly what to do, on the one hand, not to attract suspicions of passengers, and on the other, at least somehow to secure yourself, and so on. mobile was not yet, then decided somewhere to brake, so that at least someone remembered the car and passengers. Winter, night and no one... And here, o happiness, I see the car standing on the sidelines - there is no need to come up with anything here, I say, "the guys need to stop, maybe help is needed." I stop and approach. I see the wheel down. A driver from this car approaches me, takes a knife and says:
Sorry, my friend, it is my fault. No one forced you to stop.
Take off your wheel quickly.
So we approach my car: I and this guy with a knife next to me.
What remains to me
“Come out,” I said, “you guys have come. So said and so. Well, they calmly come out of the car, get their bags, open them.
There are two calves:
You come out of the car, take off all the wheels and load.
In the luggage.
In general, I brought them, they calculated honestly, without questions. And with the wheels in my luggage, I went somewhere a year later. I couldn’t decide what to do with them: go to the menta...What can I say to them? Looking for owners? Nor was it possible to drive...

I was given a talisman that attracts money. He hanged him in front of the front glass. The next day, a car truck entered me.

We answered:
Tell me, please, what’s different from a hue?

Lexically, these are incomplete synonyms, they can freely replace each other in any context.
The meaningful difference is only that Hueta is a nonsense, vanity coming from the outside, and Poeben is vanity, something boring, in which the subject itself is involved. (Active root of the web)

Master of Phil. n