This is the Judgment Day!! Once everyone jumps this screw, we will all die! Have you watched the Terminator? Think of it!! You are stupid!!! to
Ia_medved: If my computer gets up for a little bit, then.chupa will collapse immediately. not scary

When will there finally be the option of “replacing other people’s melodies with hooks”?

Discussion of the functionality of the trading panel before redesign:

[30.07.15, 19:03:04] M: Let them go where this panel is filled with everything that can be there.
[30.07.15, 19:05:00] R: press the buy/sell button and the panel will fill
[30.07.15, 19:05:29] M: Let’s hope this is a demo account)
[30.07.15, 19:06:00] R: and suddenly you will cut off the baby)
[30.07.15, 19:13:45] M: Aga, then in the news on forex: “The designer, understanding the functionality of the trading panel, accidentally traded a million.”

However, now everything has turned from foot to head and often, even a staff member considers himself superior to a gold-handed collector. Although the personnel are now a wagon - at least shoot, and you will find a normal slug.
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With us the secretary believes that when we bring her to the registration of office notes (well there is a task to issue to the adjacent department) - it is we foolishly suffer specifically to distract her from the Great Affairs. Well we are just a designer in the factory, but without it, production will stop.)))

Congratulations to all those who have not yet left the site! Good health to you and your servers!

Dogs, food, service... that’s me! The cat! Schröder! by admin!! to

And it was supposed to happen on the day of admin... We recently purchased a few monitors at work. And today my colleague found in his... a frog. At first he thought someone was joking at him and installed a plug-in program on his computer. At that time, admin was in my office. He looked and first also decided that it was a program and installed it the victim himself to joke about the admin. But none of us have yet seen the indicator shown on the parasite depicted on the monitor appear below it. A 2-3 mm-sized bulb relentlessly and in no hurry moved somewhere between the layers of the display, quickly moving small thin bulbs. And then admin... He knocked his nail on a black creature without any suspicion, stopping in the middle of a field of white-colored pixels. The silhouette of the bug was rounded, and the legs became shorter. Since then he has not moved anymore, the colleague has a black fat spot in the middle of the right half of the screen, and the administrator got the "Achivka" on the day of the administrator.

xxx: Well, what could be written in the post about the bonsai, so that everyone was messed up in it, the author deleted the post, and then got into the ban? About the Bonsai, Carl!

Alex: I’m going to work at 6:40, I see the snow-white Audi Q7 with an open luggage compartment in front. Near the barracks, along the tram line, a man crawls with a moth and flies grass. I see - further planted chestnut, bush, what else, a whole alley.

He does not need:

by LAL. That is, this wool was in one case against abortion, and in another for? Did the reaction of the partners not accommodate her?
A disrespectful fool. Wouldn’t you get fucked up?
and ++++++
Are you stupid or can’t read? The girl was against asking for abortion or childbirth, not allowing her to make a decision. In your opinion, this is the cow, which he wanted - the calf made, wanted - pulled under the knife of the butcher?

And, most importantly, immediately the fists began to move, the legs to tap. You would at least, on the advice of the dogs, wear brown bracelets to distinguish you from the IRL.
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As soon as he opens his mouth, he immediately discovers his wisdom. Stupid and aggressive, full of fatality combo. I think he is wrapped up at every step, and it makes him even more aggressive.

and NDA. After buying an alloy hydro wallet, Gugol trolls with contextual advertising. "Boats from 790 rubles! Riding boats!" I watched - but not! Still the grasshoppers. This livestock also gives me "elite men's salons"squeeze))) By the way, judging by my search queries, I'm a rough solitary waterboating cowboy

Worse, after a divorce, the father hits the children only that his parents begin to consider grandchildren as ex.
= = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
It happens differently...
Former mother-in-law considers native grandchildren not only biologically relatives, but also a child from my second marriage. Guests, gifts to everyone, including my husband. Going to visit my grandmother with the whole colloquium, necessarily with my dad. I have not been in contact with my son since our divorce. I have long forgiven and forgotten his wickedness and betrayal, and she is not. This is how my children developed three grandmothers and all of their relatives.

I really like apple cakes, but although I live in a private house, my apples are not yet - the apples are planted recently, they are not yet fruitful. And the neighbors have a chic apple garden, planted by grandparents. We have a kind of barter: they give me apples, and I give them cakes.

Recently, the neighbor brings another "transch", and I have not finished the past yet. The neighbor (thinking)

Yes, there are two problems: the struggle for harvest and the struggle for harvest!

Do you want to create a new website with funny quotes?
And so sad, when you read The Best, there were times...

To all those who participate in this glorious celebration, with the Day of Sisadmin guys!!! to

Q: Are you going to get married?
No, you won’t get me there with a stick!
That’s how the sticks usually go.

Yesterday Olga came to me. She began to cry over her Vitalka: she doesn’t do anything, she doesn’t read, she doesn’t study, she sneaks all day. I’m trying to tell her that the boy is 14 years old and is on vacation, what does she want from him? And she's me - you don't understand, he doesn't know anything and doesn't want to, it's already a potential pedic!! to
WOW :...? Oh what.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. I fell into the precipitation, and then my miracle appears, which is a year older than this Vitalky, and so seriously asks her: Aunt Olya, and you think guys like cats - if there is nothing to do, they will lick eggs?! to
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He is a beautiful man who disputes. I scratched, he scratched, this spots went... I gave out that he was also potential, and dropped)))

My wife is a real engineer. A chemist for education and workplace, repaired today the calculator by the method "tika".
The subordinates drew her an old machine with a defect: the display incorrectly displays the numbers and asks to write out a new computing device from the warehouse.
There are no calculators in the warehouse. The wife, tapping the button, entered a random 12-bit number, after which the display flashed, and the numbers began to display correctly. In shock of her own talent, she called me.
proud of my wife.

From Habr.
Ladies and gentlemen, comrades and friends, laborers of the drum and the twisted couple! Let our servers fall as rarely as possible, and the users get interpretative, complacent and non-obsessive.

All on the gigabit cake, on the terabyte internet, screws without beads and eternally live RAID's!

Before marking, burn the working config, Saturday morning may be useful! “They drank beer, the passwords changed.”

Celebration of us! by admin!

The Student:

Do you have problems with incompetence? The hospital due to the banal rhinitis is called the "leaf of temporary incapacity", if ch.
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Maybe an incapacity? Disability is a state of health that does not allow to perform work, and incapacity is when a person cannot take care of himself, be responsible for himself and his actions.

What do you know about cynicism?
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