Roman Mitrofanov Glen wrote
26 May 2009 at 13:01
I know how to play Vivaldi Beethoven.

Die-Die-Die Sobaken wrote
26 May 2009 at 13:15
Vivaldi Beethoven I know how to play for a long time, now I pick up the Bach of Shostakovich
Go to Okay! O_O

I recently watched one of my acquaintances, Hula Huba. There is a description for everyone. Turn around and you’ll all be models. But!! In the training program is written, I quote "10 minutes a day (about 20,000!!!! Routes)" which is approximately 33 twists per second =)
I represent the summaries at the ments " Died from take-off on a hookahube and beating the head of an apatalak" =))

In our courtyard a new asphalt is laid, the work was suspended for the weekend, but the stove for heating the resins was left. I go, I mean, to the store, I see, the children near this stove have gathered, in 5 minutes I go back, and it is painted with a tiny inscription "Field Kitchen" and a star. The little girl is hot.

When Electronics was put, the lecturer waited and at the same time watched how the graduates passed the exam. The system is simple: gave all the labs - got a trio. And here is one person - in the appearance of a gopnik, only dressed normally, the last leaves. He tries with all his strength to pull it out:
What element do you have drawn in an electronic circuit?
- Well b... well... well ampere... meter ept
and well. What does he do here?
B is measured.
and yes. What does he measure?
Micro ampere... meter... ampere
That is what I ask. Why is it in this chain? For what purpose?
- Well... well I needed a thread to measure the ept, and he is such an oppa and stands.
I’ll give you a three.

K to:
I got out of the window to smoke, and on the window floor below the pigeons are sitting. How pleased I was to spit on my head.)
____________________
Man, it is war.

The pigeons

Physics in the Insta is burning.
A student comes to him on the next turn, as he has always taught nothing, well, he learns and says:
Do you know anything about the ticket?
I do not know.
Would you write the law of Ohm?
and no.
Fuck, what should I do with you? Let us draw. Draw a train (Student begins drawing on paper). Where is the cable above? And paint it! The wheels are small, even the wheels! Your train is strange, there are no windows or doors. Paint the windows and doors. Why don’t you see people in the windows? Paint that there are people in the windows! Look, do you see this man? You are going to the army!!! to

10 hours in the evening. The garbage car, 100 km / h, with the flash beacons turned on flew to the red light.

be afraid, turn in the pursuit and corruptors.
There is garbage on the dark streets!! to

Here is an interesting example from Russia in recent years. In order to save on salary taxes, one entrepreneur stopped paying employees officially, and in order not to issue a “black tax”, opened a small insurance company and insured all employees “from the first day of the month”. Accordingly, every month there was a “insurance case”, employees received money completely openly on documents, but only without taxes, which are not removed from insurance payments. You will not touch.

I come home after the disco and tell my father that I was offered brands, but I naturally refused. That’s what my dad (who was working in the drug department at the time) said: “The next time you say, I’ll take a lot!”

Lenta.ru: "Microsoft programs are rising in Russia".
Does anyone really care about it in Russia?

(Discussions about the breakdown of the outer Winchester)

xxx: By the way, I broke the wreath, dismantled, subordinated, assembled, he earned, and now I am sitting reading instructions to him, it turns out he is not selective.

If the thought is not born for a long time, the chef comes and does caesarean.

I had to serve under the command of a very distinguished, well-deserved general. Combatant, harsh, he made trembling even on the kinds of commanders he saw. When he entered the part - there as if a lion's prairie was launched - no one was left on the street, all tensely depicted active activity in the fields, because for the smallness (from the disturbance of the shape of clothes - to the wrong approach - waste), he could and dismissed. And, here, bypassing the dosage once again, he notices the hidden warrior-time, and lovingly calls to himself.
The Zoldaticus marchs clearly and boldly reports that he, the soldier Hudoberdiev, has arrived on your order. The commander was pleased that such eagles were serving under his command. The only thing that confused him was the shifted side of the cap on the bald skull of the deadline.
Repair the head!“He rattled. The Fighter. Without hesitation, he raised his hands and said, “Yes!He repaired the general fuse, after which he turned around and clearly disappeared in the vast parts.

The bastard! You called me Katie again during sex!! to
It is so dark...

There was a joke in the metro yesterday. I took a backpack from work, put a guitar in a box and a laptop bag in it. I stand on the pedestal, a guy approaches, says that a tourist, and that I have a funny backpack (and he has me, really funny, special forces with all the twists on the dural frame), and asks permission to photograph this backpack. The backpack is next to me. The man takes a photo, leaves, shows a photo to the comrade. He fits, asks for permission, and also takes pictures on the phone. It is not from this company a man and also a photographer, but no longer a backpack, but me.
I sit in the wagon. There are two girls nearby. Then they approached and said:
Could you take an aphrodisiac?

There was a quote, said what we are minted goats, where one prosecutor violated the law and was given only two years, and even conditionally. And now think about this: What do you say to a neighbor who is evading taxes? You don’t give it up, no, because it’s not human, you’re not like these disgusting penthouses. But there are thousands of people like him, and you work to keep them alive. And think about how your children go to the disco, get drunk there and rape a girl in the sort, filming it on a mobile phone, and then pouring in contact or on YouTube. Then your offspring acknowledge everything, and you strangle this girl so that she doesn't go to us, say, okay, it's drunk, and especially frozen of you, the bastards start to convince that she herself wanted this, and threaten. Think of your children killing someone drunk, and you’re giving bribes to prosecutors you hate so much that your bastards get rid of responsibility. And now think about why we are so strict with you, why we stretch all the hooks and drive you into a lie at the slightest suspicion. Fuck, you’re a puppy, because it’s scary to realize that the most disgusting and disgusting monster in this country is yourself.

Why did Pushkin die?
by Dante
Any dental illness?

I admire our sellers in the market. I sit with my bags full of tomatoes. fit a gypsy with a diet, well, standard divorce, type give for food. The saleswoman said 4 words: “Woman, go away, he’s a student.” The Gypsy looked at me with such pity, if I had made a face like a cat in a shrek, she would have thrown my own coat on the march))

Menestrel12

I searched for the answer to the question 'how to get a girl to leave you?

There were a lot of suggestions, but in the mode 'patztalom' I translated the advice 'break her hand! You are not!'

asked to tell
The case was 2 years ago...admined in a private firm...collective mostly female with all the consequences...eternally the cable will be broken off, monic will not turn on or screw them in a crack, do not press a num lock or a bunch of folders lie on the ctrl at the gods..in general like everyone...but not about this...burned the printer paper called and said that the printer does not print...I come and spit...a piece of paper(leaves 7) attached to the clamps are placed in the printer’s pot (gratefully the printer from the abundance of paper did not allow the paper to enter the cartridge with the clamps...because it was hurt)...in general I was angry I gathered all the clamps(stucks 7)...and I sp