How did you get out of the "sex war"?

Women wear socks and socks.
They are indifferent to culture.
Twenty percent of them are idiots.
Thirty percent are full of fools.
40% of them are psychopaths.
In the sum, it gives us ninety.
We have 10 percent in stock.
Choosing from these is not easy.

Men wear beards and beards.
They discuss any problems.
Twenty percent of them are blue.
40 percent are vodka lovers.
Thirty percent of them are impotent.
10 is not in good shape.
In the sum it gives us a hundred percent,
We have nothing left.

Forty percent of those in the coatings
It is suitable for vodka lovers.
They love blue psychopaths sometimes.
The truth is that they are not okay with their heads.
Fools always regret impotents.
The idiots wanted.
In sum, of course, we are one hundred percent:
Fools, idiots, goats and impotents

(c) Picked from the spaces of inite

Something we did not activate this year BOR weather regulator... and let's extend the summer for a couple more months in the whole people-populated part of Russia? So, we focus on: +25C and sunny!

I work in a computer service. Three years ago was...
An old man arrives with a new compound.
Complaint: Loads for a long time, does not save settings, loses files.
I Include. You hear the sound of a rolling bulldozer, starts the installation of the screw.8-O
It turns out that someone put the screw, and the disc did not get out. And the uncle, thinking that it was necessary, continued to install, worked, turned off the computer - and at the next turn it all started again!
Seeing how fast his system actually started loading, he almost lost the gift of speech.
The people! Do not forget the discs of the customers!

Straga: A neighbor with a perforator says...
As the aunt hosted, in the evening we sit and drink tea, the aunt grit from the bottom of the grandmother lives, from time to time begins to mourn so to say about the sick, in general, the roof slowly moves, respectively, in the panel house hearing is good, for the day the aunt is quite tired. I’m not like anything, I think it happens.
I wake up in the morning, on the weekend, I do not rush to get up and I hear the monsoon where the monsoon is, and what a grandmother rap is reading under the monsoon. I call my wife, I ask what concert? Wife: Well, this is the type and there is a grandmother from below and the music is probably from above, there is a young boy who lives.
Coincidence, but what an effect!

Working in a warehouse someone of the employees hung the motto of the warehouse: "Russian dispatch with German accuracy!!" I thought: but the whole country lives like that))))

XXX: Played in Mass Effect 2. The entire crew died. by Pofig. I go up into the cabin and see the fish are dead. I remember how much I lived with them, how I fed them, and they me. With tears in my eyes, I press the gap.
...
A second and no fish. I cry. I cut off the computer, go to bed and cry in the pillow.
Hopefully there will be no aquarium in the third part.
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Specifically for those who are on summer vacation, I would like to remind:

Seven days...

Do you remember what color are you wearing today? Fuck not to look!

xxx: And I had fun as a child, cutting the Mebius sheet along the axis line, and then the resulting ones too. and so on 8)
Yyy: Your parents had no problems with your leisure. I envy them.

X: Something is wrong with me. Shake somehow.
Rise up in the door to blaze immediately!

Nesterova: My dog eaten half a huge chair overnight, now, the grabbed goat, does not want cheese with kefir to eat!!!Could he eat everything from his own cup, raise a little greed in it???? to
Better to use a chair.

A neighbor from the top for the third week woke up the whole house with a perforator.The repair began at 9 am and until the batteries were knocked. At 4 o’clock in the morning accidentally found in the net the sounds of the perforator.The buffer put on the floor and 5 minutes of test drive at low frequency. In the morning I woke up from the loud matts of the neighbors: Kolya, you are generally bl@tt,@huel what?...my revenge is terrible)))

Thus e. Instead of giving up to the neighbor from above, did you not let the neighbor from below sleep? Faq yeee, you are really a terrible man!! to

In one FFFUUUUUU comic killed the description of the shampoo:
This is the same dohuya-mega-ultra-uber-shampoo-dushgel-conditioner-ventilator-carburetor with turboprop from Ololo Inc. with the taste of peppermint, peach, caramel, apples, tomatoes, with hercules sperm extract from East Asia! And just for a trillion rubles!"

When I was a child traveling to Turkey with adults, and then people asked me where we were, I almost always answered, “In Analaya” instead of Alanya. I never understood why my sister was hysterical.

When I look at a clinic or a house, I want to be a doctor, when the stool is a detective.
I’m glad you don’t look at Dexter.

About the Amphora)
By the way, according to Plutarch, the first scene of fishing at the White Rock was repaired by the Roman Emperor Mark Antony - in order not to get red before Cleopatra, he ordered fishermen underwater to plant the prey on a hook. It ended up confusing: Cleopatra was far from stupid. After advertising the abilities of Mark Antony, she ordered her man to plant a cranked fish on the hook. Which Mark Antony and caught with a large crowd of spectators.

I love our small town.
FR: I am an investigator. We have a lot of expensive cars in the city and people love to tuning. They went to the place - the thieves went to the new Volz, all turned over, cut over, but only pulled the magnetol. They took fingerprints, made the case, the man was upset, but humiliated. He went to service.
FR: In a week we found those guys. The disclosure is low, but we are lucky. I call a man to say this. What to do, you have found:
Man - "Shortly, throw them a great pitch and say that Volodya is unhappy!"

I thought that people are pigs. They take away from the earth the sweetest resources, secrete acid and myrt from alcohol, which they themselves have produced.

"Everyone has a chance to find their half. To those who have already found, happiness and love!"

The second half is in the brain, buttocks and pills. and I am initially a whole (c) F. Ranevskaya

I read the news...
[FishBone]: Title: Motorcycles SMOG to sell their cars to South Korea.