Under the window of the school on September 1st.The aunt walks in the matyugalnik:"School!Rive up!Smile!Equation on the state flag of Kazakhstan!In the classes step-by-step march!" and grimm "Adieu Slavyanka".
I am so glad that I have finished school long ago.

British scientists have found that if you mix in equal proportions juice "Love", "Good" and "Rich", you can synthesize a guy.
yyy: Better put it there "I" and become like that

I go to the kitchen. I remind my wife that we have a family life here with her and all that. The wife, breaking away from cooking, begins to drive me out of the kitchen with a towel with an epic phrase of its striking power: "Come out, man, your place is at the company!"

"Why you don’t get married", "Why you don’t get a girl".
I, fucking, a conscientious selfish, do not want to ruin anyone’s life anymore.

XXX: Have a great rest! Sex, drags and rock and roll!
yyy: Given the local specifics, it was more of a shrimp, blue and dabbstep.)

Comments on the photo of the larvae of the flies in multiple zoom:
It looks like the sea.
I would say to a dirty marsh.
to my ex.

Men cry only once... in the Lion King first.

>> and then press plus and minus.
I look back at the side :D

Internet connected yesterday.

Kirill
Jokes about Mars arrive in 14 minutes
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Valery
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22:05:04

A boy of six years: "Mom! Look at the dog! What kind is this? The Chinese? Why are her eyes not narrow, but large?and "

My mother did not hesitate to answer for a moment. “Dania,” she said, “where did the dog come from China? Right in Russia. Until she gets used to it, she’ll have such eyes all the time".

Eileen O'Connor is burning

and sherry:
Dora agreed to the role of the senior in the universe.
Call me in the first class.
A: Hi, I wasn’t there today, and you’ve been given the colds, will I ever get it?
I: Stone tone Never.Now you can't study with us.Sorry, so it went.

For five minutes she calmed the crying girl, and then she went away.

XXX is Hi! I decided to dilute your beautiful female team a little, adding a male vision of the kitchen to it. Do not judge strictly.)
Recipe "Fresh meat"
Ingredients: Beef (better "spiritual" it’s softer, you can have an entree, but not a steak, it’s hard), port wine, bread, ketchup, salt, pepper, CAT to establish the freshness of products (I have a Maine Kun breed)
Let the cat smell the foods so that it does not digest. Remove the meat. If it is lazy, it can be left so. to send, to send. Bake on a pot at maximum fire on both sides. When you feel that it is burning, turn on the other side.) put the meat on the plate, press the same ketchup there. It must be on a dividing board, because. It is easier to wash and to cut the meat more conveniently. Drink the meat with a bottle of port wine and your happiness is guaranteed!

Do you know why women love men who know how to cook? Not because we are pathologically lazy, but because such men have a sense of humor!

I work and suddenly my inner voice says: "Hohenzollern". Looking for it, it turns out it is a castle in Germany. From where? Where did that word come from in my head?

Women's Forum, theme "Strange habits in men"
Logic, logic... What is logic?! to
I drink coffee with milk and sugar, the guy drinks black and without sugar. In the morning, he drinks his portion, and while I go for breakfast, he has time to drink most of mine with the screams: "Fu, what an abomination you are drinking!" I already tried to make him 2 servings, tried to hide my cup ))) - useless. Fighting with him, right? It seems like a little bit, but without coffee I can not wake up, and in the morning so in a hurry that any delay irritates.
YYY: I did that with sandwiches until I put my toothpaste and masked it with a sausage on top. No more stealing.
Zzzz: Girls, don’t get so upset about the joke. We guys are like cats. A cat can also be fed off, but when he sees a piece of sausage on the table, he still steals, even if the mushroom is already cracking on the seams. It is instinct.

3D-House: Wifi evil, both legs in the toilet

Dmitry: If raw food is represented in music, it will be people who speak "In ancient times there was no such complex music, it is unnatural. Your jazz is fucking, and I’ll go and listen to the beat of the sticks on the bars"

Just my dad from the toilet from the notebook called my mom on the tablet to the bedroom to find out where the toilet paper is))
The 21st century fucking.

Today, in one health show, the host unexpectedly stated that oxygen is the strongest antioxidant.

X: Oh, I am so contradictory!
X: How will it be in English?
Y : Woman
X: The trade is closed! The Applause!

I loved sitting on the window.
and vanilla ))
Natasha: No, I'm just allergic to the dog, and she wants to handle it.
What kind of breed? A jump of years?
Natasha: Labr, 3 years - 37 kg
Fuck yourself on the pen.