xxx: yesterday the calf was sitting at the table,Andrews had all her grandmothers won a cowboy,she cried (facepalm) I took her whistleblower, then they went to the restock, anyway the cock didn't give

Zzz: Is this a new kind of temptation? Good and bad poker players.

From the Army:
Mr. Rothschild washed it all and didn’t get the pits =)

Google Chrome 16 on OpenNet.
User0: the guys were running somewhere with their browser, the games that started to spin... Are you playing games in the browser? I am not
User 1: You are. Great stuff to put on Linux.
User0: Linux games are enough without your Chrome
User 1: Yes Both are interesting!

From the chat, discuss antivirus:
xxx: I like the dictatorial character of NOD. What does it cost "the file is infected. Removing and removing"

In Japan, before committing suicide, the lion painted this picture and posted it on the Internet..It is strange, they say that it is difficult to look closely into the eyes of this girl for more than 5 minutes..There were reports that several people committed suicide after that..People say that the picture will change.."

I am pleased with the first comment:
"See for 5 minutes
Died
Writing for me a cat".

Alexandre Sokurov proposes to return the Kuril Islands to Japan
yyy: ah, and the Kuril residents offered Alexander Sokurov to go naked

Food for the mind is often inexhaustible.

I have six dishes, I have six dishes. They figured that I and my wife, and with our temperament only such and fit. I don’t know what they’re made of to break, I’ll probably have to crack a squat... But it’s not about that. I told her about them. He had never seen such things (as I did before) and asked to check... Yes, please... They beat a plate at the wall, threw it on the floor from the height of the height, a whole plague... Shortly he played, I washed the plate and put it in the hill. The aunt comes... Uncle Vitya runs like a child, Light, see what I’ll show... Runs into the kitchen, catches a plate, runs out into the hallway and crumbles on the floor... And before me at the last moment it came to me that the plate he picked up, very similar in color...
It was necessary to see the face of the maid in front of which they jumped out the plate, while smiling joyfully, like look like, huh?
What does it mean? she asked... The testimony broke something, and
I followed the venom...

Dictionary on TV:
You, of course, will laugh, but President Medvedev has again promised to figure out everything and punish the culprits.

In general, we have the name Zhuk.
And what? Ordinary name
“Ugh... Only he had the account before it was "Beattle". The director said a mess, saying we don’t need any beats. We have changed, now it is "Bug" = ))

XXX Watching Panda Photos on the Internet
It’s a pity that there are so few such cute animals. :)
Yyy: Imho, if the panda didn’t spend their time on internet photosets, but fucking, they’t be extinct!

A good way to find a normal grandmother is to come to the gym on February 14 and choose from the available ones. Because if the grandmother is in the gym on February 14, then:
1st Inf 95% that it is free (employed on this day are sitting on the coffee shops and fucking for Valentines)
2nd Infa 100% that she goes to the gym
Three Inf 90%, that it is not TP (according to the legend, free TPs on February 14 sit on the window, wrapped in a pledge, sad and think of NEM)
Try it!

Glory
Why are you not sleeping? by 04:13:11
Danil
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Glory
by Ogo. How are you studying? by 04:15:39
Glory
Why tonight? Wednesday and Thursday.) by 04:16:19
Danil
Yes, I’m looking at the new series, hollowing up.) by 04:16:45
Glory
I think it's hard to fuck there, Orlov nahuy teaches at night for two and a half days to fuck, I'm going to write for so much diploma, and here the nahuy bohuchet teaches, I'm just crazy at all, that there are numbers, letters, bills, balance at the beginning, at the end, wiring, balance in the middle of wiring, stars on the ice, I think I'm not going to give up anything, once the Eagle is already teaching, I'll heal the nacher from the institute, my father will drive out of the house, I'll have to work in the macdake, laugh at the show, and I'm a gold medalist, the whole life of the goat under the bow, the drugs are crazy, fuck, my mother said, and I didn't listen to the bad,
Fuck, you scared me.

You have decided to lose weight.
See also: AGA
A good girl has to be a lot.
He: Here’s when a big man can be hugged twice, first on one side, then on the other.
I: but you embrace a big one and you can’t be sure that no one embraces her from the other side ;-)

Grandma yesterday decided to experiment with the cat toilet and not pour the filler there.
The cat wrote once a day.

This morning I hear Daddy’s cries: The cat jokes on his clothes (

The experiment succeeded.)

Women are strange creatures: in youth they crush their eyebrows, and in old age they draw them back.

The guitar never sounds so well, the movies are not watched, the secret meanings are not known, the smart thoughts do not come to mind, as when you have to write a cursor.

What a beautiful medalion you have!
This is my favorite gift!
xxx you are! Is it in the shape of your horoscope sign?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY According to the horoscope, I am a triangle.

Fun brings and taste revitalizing, the taste of the holiday is always real))) cognac with coca cola)))

What if I become fat like a pig?:D
YYY: And I will survive that too.
Behold, I will fall on you, and you will perish in my folds, somewhere between your ass and your back.
Yyy: Native enough to fantasize (Fantasize, but only in a different direction, in the erotic.: *
XXX is OK. I present you naked and hugged me.
yyy: Mmm... It’s better now))
And I’m all so thick and overwhelming that you lose your hands somewhere in my breasts.
I am happy I will be offended.
The fat people cannot be offended, they are all good and have breasts, unlike some.