Pokémon are not annoying. It irritates the hysteria of those who are irritated by Pokémon.

This can only happen to me. I woke up somehow not very well, I slept. So I decided to take the bus so I’t be late to work. I go, kimara, I don’t touch anyone. I get to the stop, I go out and there a woman’s voice screams at me. I turn around and see that the voice belongs to a beautiful girl, and I see her for the first time. She approached me, approached my ear and whispered:
Stick the width.
The Noop! >///<

>> In other words, what rights do feminists fight for? What concrete steps are taken? Maybe they do a good thing, but I, a fool, don’t know.

Did you not have fun reading, but did you have fun in Google? I sympathize.

It is not about the woman, but about the woman, and it is about the woman, and it is about the woman.
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Pink is not the color of femininity, but the color of stupidity and irresponsibility. And feminine can be in any color: in black and red, and in green, and in blue and pink.

Children’s Misconceptions

My mother is an engineer. When she was sitting with me in the decree, just in the early 1990s, the family had problems with money and she had to work as a cleaner in her own organization. So I thought until seven years ago that engineer and cleaner were the same thing.
All professions are necessary, all professions are important. and :)

A man who closes the shells. The reduced version.
A seminarist and a Jew.
Jew: And when you finish, who will you become?
Seminarist: The priest of the temple.
The Jew: And then what?
Seminary by Patriarch.
The Jew: And then what?
Seminarist: Where is it higher?
Jew: Well I don’t know, we have one boy...

Here is why I wonder why the Aitish have not yet created any cool indie band to sing chennai-type:

I will never be the same.
I wrote this code.
Using three languages
Including your own mouth

by Java! by Java!
Save me, save me, I am suffocated by Jáva!

and?

My daughter is falling asleep with her leg removed from the doll. does not give. ( by
WOW: And my friends love to play in the pathologist.
I would play the role of a corpse.
SS: My 4 year old son cut off the hands and legs of all the dolls and removed the soup from them. In the fireplace.
The soup has won.)

Have you read the poem “On the bottom”?

They read. This is a play.

# misconceptions

Until the age of 23, I had not seen a modern washing machine in action. He was convinced that for pressing the drum is compressed and really presses out the underwear.

When I was a child, I believed that the turn of the car would turn on itself when you turn the steering wheel. I just did not imagine how you can catch the pedals, pull the handle, drive, and even turnstiles to have time to turn on.

XXX: The first talk about how to catch Pokémon. The latter boasts that they are normal and do not play in such a way. I don’t know who is angry anymore.
YYY: The second of course! The first doesn’t teach you how to live right, they just do what they like. Here is the second...

Also a classic. Until the age of 13 everybody proved that children get from kisses;))

Whole life counted

<jifar> My biggest childhood misconception is that people become smarter as they grow up.

In the spring, the legislative level obliged to raise the salary level, raised the salary by 500 r. They took off 15% of the prize. In the summer, the level of the subsistence minimum was raised, the salary was raised by 1000r. and removed all premiums and fees for processing. Now we don’t even know what to expect when another order from above comes to raise the incomes of the population.

The greatest misconception of childhood: to live well, you need to be an honest and kind person. It was quite annoying to realize that it was just the opposite.)

He came on a date with a tree plant, brick and no condoms, so she knew he had the most serious intentions.

The misconception of my ex-husband
He thought the dust from the vacuum cleaner went through the wires into the wall.
I will never forget his eyes when I went to throw a paper bag already filled.

Well, the list: seats in parliament and positions of leadership are distributed according to gender.

Are you pretending to be a fool? Not regardless of sex, but regardless of...
Why are the best chefs in the world men, but 90% of women prepare dinner? Why the most famous artists and sculptors are men, and the mothers' houses stick and paint with children, choose wallpapers and curtains? Why are world-renowned doctors men, but the knees of the children are greenered by the mothers, and sit with them at a temperature of 40? Why did women in the 1990s not be afraid to go to work in laundry and service while men were depressed?
What made Clinton famous besides leaving Lewinsky to suck? What is Bush famous besides chicken legs? And just educated women, not chickens, with organizational abilities, want business partners not to watch their breasts, but to really get into business offers.

All feminists fucking, you are the only one for men, all the others want to exterminate and castrate us!!! to

People, how much you can confuse feminists with male haters! Feminists (formerly - the movement of suffragists) try to fight for equal rights of women in politics - the number of seats in parliament, participation in elections, positions of leadership, etc. And at the same time they can cook borscht daily, soften their husbands and do not demand the collection of garbage from the head of the family.

# misconceptions

As a city child, he thought that a cow would give milk simply in a way that was not related to the birth of calves.
Well, of course, I was sure that from every store egg could emerge a chicken.