Of course, dear man! We, women, will stop considering baldness unattractive as soon as you start considering beautiful curved female legs, fluid hair, and squamous mouths.
............
The dog. and naked. The Courtney. From the imported - Diesel, Statham, Bruce Willis. began to shrink. He shaved naked. I think women willing to challenge your point of view about male baldness will be more than you :)

All your dogs are none compared to my deserved cat! He rushed to pull out of the heavily-covered shelf of hot fresh-cooked calmar - everything there was, and again to close it with a cover. You come to the kitchen in a minute, oh oh! There are no calmarics... and the tachyc and the cover is in place, the cat is not at work... how he did it and where he hid - until now a mystery, it is impossible to eat hot calmar, and a whole teak!
by p.s And when we had no meat for a long time, he brought us sausages. The Fortress.

XXX: I am going to set up a batalion
YYY: 2 cats, 1 dog and 1 girl. All of the female sex.
Yesterday I counted - I have 26 breasts in my house

The daughter of the seller, when she plays with the children in the store, underweighs, sells outdated sandballs, and disappointed sends our children.

All monkeys (except human-like monkeys, who, compared to our ancestors, are strongers), are panically afraid of predators of the cat breed.
But here in the old age of the Pavian leaders this innate fear suddenly weakens and they begin to behave with predators unusually courageously.

Heroic death in unity with a sworn enemy of a tribe instead of slow decay.
It is beautiful! It is noble! But there is an unpleasant side to this heroism.

The old ruler thinks: Before dying, it is necessary to have time to "bump the door" so that the distant descendants will be remembered with admiration, and he begins the war.

It’s crazy when the country is ruled by an old Pavian.

If the intuition failed, it is “I thought so.”

If she failed, then “I felt.”

The Archangel Winter
Comrade told the story.
At the beginning of the nineties he drove on the "Moskovich" through the Archangel region. The road is narrow, along the high slopes.
There were virtually no cars, but it happened that he stood up in "Jigul", and the same classic followed him.
They went one after the other, because they could not overtake, and the speed apparently suited everyone.
There was a man standing by the side “voting”. The first car passed, and my companion stopped, picked up a man.
And the jiggle, who was driving behind him, blocked him, the driver came out, asks, "You picked up a man, and the front didn't stop, what?"
Then the one who asked, jumped behind the steering wheel and rattled from the spot after the first. He catches up, rubs to the roof, goes out, pulls the first driver out of the car, and stirs him in the blood.
My friend stopped, asking – what, say, happened? He replies, “Imagine it, it’s frosty for forty, you’re standing on the side, and the car has gone by? We cannot do so!”

The CNN correspondent:
U.S. intelligence accuses Russia of interfering in U.S. internal affairs.
by Putin:
Have you read these reports?
The Correspondent:
They are secret.
by Putin:
I have read. Nothing interesting, just assumptions.

Two of my favorite colors: black and white.
The cars of these colors are never clean.

Sova: When in my 25s they say to me "When will you give birth already? Where are the children?", I want to answer in the rhythm. And the answer will be surprisingly anatomically accurate!

If a spherical hopper reads a cultural work, it will not become more cultural.
Yyy: Sorry for being honest, but I have the honor not to agree. It helped me.

News "In the network appeared a video, in which Alexei Panin walks on the street in a very frank female underwear"

In the comments:
XXX: The video was deleted, I didn't have time to watch.)
YYY: You know, I even envy you a bit.

XXX: This is the level of protection in XP.
xxx: When an unpatched XP was infected with WannaCry, it fell into the BSoD when the utility load of the virus was launched. Fuck it is iron!

by Avatar. A world in which:

To survive Zipdec is difficult.
a cloud of resources;
- inhabitants - "primitive savages" in the sight of the runaways (but able to break a more technically advanced enemy);
- constantly develops incomprehensible to a stranger hernia;
- girls are beautiful (even guests fall in love);
- the population seems to be in disarray, but is united if necessary to hang the aggressor;
The system is directly controlled by the higher mind, otherwise to explain how it works is unrealistic.

Is it not Russia?

Note "In Kazan, doctors had to get a vibrator from the rectum of a woman"

One thought on “How to swallow a vibrator?”“!”

When my dad gave me a screwdriver on March 8, I realized he wasn’t waiting for me to be married.

I go in a car with strangers, took the site to knock off the road, I call my son to find out when he will be home, in the car the built-in communication set and sound through the speakers goes to the salon, at the end through a thunderstorm I hear "Daddy, I can't talk, I throw mints here" and the communication is broken. The guys looked at me so eloquently that I had to explain, my son works as an instructor in a parachute club.

That day was... Events. 4 of June.
1940 – World War II: Operation Dynamo – Evacuation of British, French and Belgian troops from the French city of Dunkerque.

the events. 4 of June.
1940 – Inauguration of Dynamo Stadium in Moscow.

That is, you want to say that here I have a mobile phone for 800 backs, and everyone has 500 - and those 300 backs of difference do not make me a middle class, but I do. Is there a bulldozer who just wasted money?"

The neighbor opened the door and listened to Pink Floyd at full volume. It... annoys me! I am getting old!
YYY: Relax with me. If he listened to full rap or chantson you would quickly break him up and feel not just young, but young Tyson.