msdnik: here the aunts scare with temperatures below zero on Saturday)
Tomatoes will fly.
Msdnik: you’ll wear a coward with no hassle!)

Some currencies can only be converted into a joke.

The story was told by a student.

Several years ago, one of the respected and respected residents of Old Oskol, Fedor Klyuk, who at one time was among the hundred Russian millionaires according to Forbes, on the honestly earned money of excessive labor built a house for himself. Not even a house, but a villa. The place picked good - nature, direct access to the reservoir, silence. The only thing that was nearby was a cemetery enclosed with a concrete fence, but, in fact, it did not bother. Especially, where is his child?

But here is the trouble - the locals finally got upset and for some reason decided that they have the right to walk past the house of the most honest man to the reservoir, and even swim there. As if the lakes and rivers belong to the people... What to do is the people, not the people...

The solution was found quickly – the road was blocked, a shlagbaum was installed and a mini-CPU with security was provided. No one has tried water anymore.

However, the response of the local residents was worthy - several night shifts of the guard after that were fired. No, at night no one travelled by armored truck through the station in the hope of swimming in the reservoir... No one shot the guard with a sniper rifle. No one threw a bottle with a combustion mixture into the territory of Fedor. Everything was much quieter and more convincing.

Every morning on the newly painted concrete fence of the cemetery appeared the inscription: “Fedya, we are waiting for you!”

Everything a woman does at home is imperceptible.
It becomes noticeable when she doesn’t do it.

Typhoon "Bolaven" will help extinguish forest fires in the Khabarovsk region

And only in Russia one trouble extinguishes another.

.braaaain 02 December 2009
Excerpt from a lecture on the history of Asia and Africa:

Teacher: What was the famous tribe of the Kyrgyz who were conquered by Genghis Khan? What were their external characteristics?
All of Nooo...
Someone: They had blue heads.
They were blondes too!
Teacher is right! The Blue Blondes.
Everyone: * minute and a half comes, everyone rushes to the lecture *
Everyone begins to roast
Teacher: That is blue-eyed blondes! Otherwise they would have disappeared!

I go from the house to the sea, shorts with a belt. There is a girl, 5 years old.
Q: Are you going to the sea?
I am: Aha
D: Yes, and there are the same meduses!!!! Horror in the Eyes
I : I know. I will chase them.
D: Aaa... we’re ramming, right?? to

Swallowsperm: Sleeping several days in a row is cool. You wake up like "Oh God, what planet is this? What a millennium? Are these human beings friendly?"

xxx: VGTK acknowledged "Well, wait!" an adult cartoon about_O
YYY: Is it harmful for modern children to watch it?
xxx: And I suspect that we just didn't show it all, and the wolf still caught the rabbit a couple of times ;)
YYY: I went to watch

My shoes are made in Spain. Because it’s torture, fucking shit :(

Max: You just imagine the face of a girl in a 24-hour shop, when a guy with an unripped moustache and a cigarette in his teeth, with a clear craving, in a far from new homemade mint t-shirt, and at two o'clock at night asks with a squeezed bass: "Is there an explosive for the test?"

Nikolai Valuev is the only person who, turning into a Hulka, decreases.

Imploid
2012-08-30 18:14
When I married myself, there was a couple before us: the bride was deeply pregnant and terrible, and the bridegroom was on the crutches. The other guy wanted to escape, but got caught :)

>But if the short puddle had been pulled out by Chuck, everything would be different :)
When Chuck pulls out a short pebble, it is stretched out of fear so that he does not notice anything.

The xxx:
A cat-zack homo-pedophile instead of a stubborn dog holds a little boy hostage in an abandoned house in a deaf village! Can the postman Pechkin, the former mariner, save the boy? Watch the bloody thriller.

YYYY :
I always knew that pechkin was not so simple, since childhood, this thought did not leave me.

XTR1MAL: The Rain Hole
Hooligan: on the street?
XTR1MAL: No fuck in the office

Comments on the video "The authorities released a simulator of the Russian army":

Where is the simulator Zhirinovsky!? to
yyy: Zhirinovsky cannot be simulated too much random.

Ilya was now smoking on the doorstep, and two workers were trying to bring a massive closet into the building. The closet was clinging to the chest, the hands of the workers were lacking, and they looked at the empty Ilya. At the end of the closet (or accidentally?) The door was opened, and Elijah stood on her forehead. The worker cried out, and instead of apologizing morally blasted: "Smoking is harmful to your health."
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! "The Volunteer Assistant of the Ministry of Health" :)

Me: The Salute
She: You say in English?
Me: A bit
She: What's your name?
Me: My name is VIT, and you?
She: Udo
She: Elena
me: ahah, palévo, elen, palévo)))

Genah’s crocodile is an adult man, and what he smokes is his personal affair.! to
yyy: crocodile Gena - an adult man
Crocodile Gene - Man
A crocodile is a human
YYYYYYYYYYYYY