News on Yandex:
"The Navalny factory came with a search"

This is where they are stamped!

Today in the newspaper wrote that they decided to demolish / transfer the monument to Peter (Ceretel). Last time, this project was estimated at a billion. I would like to ask the respectable officials: Are you totally ugly, hateful? Do you know, shit, what reason to waste money?? to
In Moscow, people walk in the water after the rain, because the dumb Tajiks do not do drainage and because the water does not go away with the tile adored by the mayor! There is no place for money, right? Sssuki, build a house at the expense of the city, give apartments to veterans, heroes of Russia, stupid bombers, fools! Give benefits to budgeters. Don’t be the ultimate haters, fucking!! You have made a life for yourself, struck on yourself, children and grandchildren, do not bite, fool, grandmothers on the people's estate.

I found an old toy in the warehouse. Something like a Nintendo game from 1983. Well there are browsers that before Mario was still there, shooters... Corresponding graphics, joysticks with "half and a half" buttons.
I decided to play, to encourage, so to speak...

So these spiders, mushrooms and all the other stuff still eat me at the first level!!! to

Well, FIG, I’ll go to WOW, I’ll bite somebody.

Surfers, skaters and snowboarders (in general, any boarders) in the subway are not held!

Close to the bankomat
In front of the people are digging with a stunning view.
In this box.
Write the code in the window.
And then the boxing on the move turned out to be a desipticon).
He was wicked)
Clogged the cover.
I didn’t care about the check.
I have never seen such eyes in people.
I remembered the phrase.
Sarah Connor's Chronicles: Day One, Cars Rebelled Against People
The people on the barrel forged the key (the cable of which was stuck in the lid) pulled it out of the socket) and flattered it with a cosmic speed))
The optimum will come.)
so here)
That I write to you!
Do you have a photography? 😉

I remember once in the USSR went to change the battery in the watches "Electronics". I am in line. Well, a man five (for the youth, without a line in the USSR nothing happened). I stand. The man (M) is right in front of me. The clock asks him.
Q. What do you have?
I have my clock ticking.
(C) Well so is well.
M – You did not understand. They are electronic but ticking!
(C) - = 8 ( ) Show me!
He puts the clock on his ear and in a couple of seconds he spat on the whole hotel.
Watson is Watson! Run here! What will I show you!!! to
......
Everyone fled from the studio and neighboring houses. Everyone put a clock on their ears. Everyone cried loudly...Galdez rose up like a chicken...

I realized that I don’t have to change the battery today.

Once my friend complained to me constantly that he had to get up very early, at 6 a.m. My soul was full of sympathy until it turned out that I got up an hour later and got out of the house to work 10 minutes before him.
He is a boy and I am a girl.

I have a companion one fan of video sex chats rolling around, on naked models look, threw me a link to one broadcast, there is a model with an electric guitar, but they all squeeze instead of divorcing her on the wire sitting guitar discuss))))))

My husband and I went together...
WOW: Well, I want details of life together :)
In general, today, at three o’clock at night, I wake up, she’s not there, I think I’ll go water in the throat, and see what’s there and how. And there is such a picture: the whole kitchen is polluted with something red, everything is filled with water, some oats, and in the midst of all this splendor stands Marusya with a knife and my maite with ninja turtles, pronounced in blood...
WOW: Was she killing Vaska for what he reminded in her cages then? :D
xxx: the first thought was the same, even started looking helplessly in search of the cat. But it turned out that Masha opened the cooking with a knife, and when she got it out of the refrigerator, half the pepper dropped from there.
This is my future wife, and I don’t know what to expect from her next moment.

My daughter has no instinct of self-preservation at all. All would be nothing, but with her inventiveness it becomes a nuclear mixture.
YYY :?
xxx: She somehow managed to get in with the fork in the rocket so that it struck with the current. Ordinary table in the roof. So how? How did she succeed? I tried, fucking it doesn’t go through.
WOW: I see, the lack of self-preservation instinct is your family.

KzZ: Features of the handwriting of a good administrator – even written on paper passwords remain crypto-resistant.
FeYsT: Then we have 99% of medical records encrypted not below AES.)

Dating sites have a very specific terminology: 32 years means that somewhere 45, "last photo" - 8 years ago, and "a pair of extra kilos" - obesity of the first degree

A strong family is when a man does everything in his own way, and she only dreamed of it.

Here's how a familiar doctor taught me to make injections: "The basic principle is that your ass is not yours."

My husband says earning less than 150,000 is shameful for a man.
Do you earn 20? It happens...

I’m a bit psychic here.
NN: And what?
I now have a Mobius bowl >_<

XXX: Interesting
XXX: on one side.
xxx: With respect, Anton Kozlov, Director of the Volga Division
xxx: And on the other hand: "Good morning, I am the Director of the Volga Division of Kozlov"

In front of the TV with a girlfriend (there some wedding on the aquaplanes showed):
I: How would you like to be married?
D: At least in any way.

I want to protect you, to feed you.
Rosetta: Why to feed? I am so fat (
Arthur: There is such.
Rosetta is cattle!! to

from the category "What was it?"

Yesterday I slept with a girl (she is 25 years old) suddenly I hear from her:
You are a cake, you are a cake.
Then two seconds pause and adds:
I am a fool! (I turned to the wall)