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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116593
 28.07.2015

Ekaterina
I want to know how crazy you are"which is the most crazy act in your life

Andrei
Drunk on a motorcycle

Ekaterina
And I was not afraid.)

Andrei
Hz, I was hot.

Ekaterina
A fun way to cool.

Andrei
Drunk swimming is dangerous

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116592
 28.07.2015
There are iron cabinets at work today.
Xhx: And why does the director himself wear our notebooks?
Yyy: It’s contagious, so to speak, with your example.
I’m glad I have immunity.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116591
 28.07.2015
Commentary under video:

xxx: opened the video, clicked somewhere in the middle saw how the type divides 900 by 3 on the calculator, closed the video

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116590
 28.07.2015
xxx: I read the manna on the installation of one library here and came across such a team.
xxx: sudo su -
X: Can you tell me its deepest meaning?
In my name I appoint myself king.
XXX: So is it?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116589
 28.07.2015
The paradox. A sad paradox.

People who believe that their God is love are ready to kill those who think otherwise.

Joseph of Egypt

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116588
 28.07.2015
There was such a famous Zionist Efim Members. The Zionist is in this case not a blasphemy, but a definition: Efim Vladimirovich organized the move of young Jews to Israel, then Palestine, and succeeded so much in this matter that a street in Tel Aviv was named after him. Since there are no passages in Hebrew, it is not "Chlenov Street" written on the tablet, but "Chlenov Street". And since this area is inhabited mostly by Ethiopians, the Russian-speaking Tel Aviv people call this street no other than the street of Black Members.

There is a girl living on this street. In the day she works, in the evening she studies, and as soon as she learns and finds a better job, she will surely move to another area, but so far. The inhabitants of the street don’t bother her too much, except for her neighbor Yosi. He has the habit of returning from a walk of an hour at three or four o’clock at night, drunkardly confusing Lily’s door with his own and breaking to her with the noise of a young gorilla.

Drunk Yoshi is not aggressive. If you say to him 3-4 times, "You are wrong, this is not your floor," he understands and leaves. But these impulses are repeated almost every night, Lily can't fall asleep after them and feels broken all day. Calling the police for such nonsense is stupid. Talking to Yoshi is useless: he swears that he will not be again, but the next night everything repeats.

Lily addressed her problem to friends on Facebook. She was given two handy advice: 1) ask a friend of the special forces to talk to Yoshi in a manly way, and 2) mark the door so that Yoshi does not confuse her with her own, even in the darkest state. A friend of the special forces with Lily was not found, but a friend of the artist was found. A Russian-language tel Aviv, of course. with the appropriate association.

Lily is sleeping peacefully. And in one of the houses on the street of the Members a local attraction appeared: a bright pink door, which depicts a black member with a height of half a door and the inscription: "Yoshi, your apartment is a floor above."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №116587
 28.07.2015
A man wrote a letter to the owner of a small hotel:
I would like to take a dog with me. She is well educated, of course, will not cause trouble. Do you not object?
received the answer:
“I have held the hotel for many years and never had a dog stolen my towels, bedding, or a picture from the wall. I never should have called the police because the dog got drunk and started a scandal in the middle of the night. And it never happened that the dog did not pay the bill. Therefore, I am happy to welcome the dog, and if it takes care of you, you can also come.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №116586
 28.07.2015
Woloss: Affl is an average airline. Ordinary new smells. A good slaughter. There is also a free baggage of 46 kg for passengers.
What a discrimination against men.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116585
 28.07.2015
In order to catch the Wi-Fi, you have to think like the Wi-Fi, behave like the Wi-Fi, be a Wi-Fi.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №116584
 28.07.2015
I sit in bed and watch a series on my laptop. There is a cat lying by and listening. Suddenly stumbled, clicked on the front leg on the tachpad, put a pause, and ran away. And then I came (I was specifically waiting for this dull face) and stumbled back on the tachpad. She lay down and continued to listen. Cats will capture the world, not everyone.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116583
 28.07.2015
Today my favorite told me a story that happened in an electric car.
From his words: I go into the car, sat in front of the two guys, then came another one of their comrades and sat next to them, all three in the shit. The one who sat down, what he was asking me, we broke a few words and he cuddled, and his comrades began a dialogue:
Well, when we arrive, will we be waiting for an opera like last time or not?
2: I do not know.
Last time we were waiting directly at the station... And this time we are going to buy or sell?
I sit and look out the window, as if there was the most interesting view in the world! Thoughts are different. Further from the dialogue I understand that they sell armature from the factory to the opera, but what a beginning!!! Even though the connection is intriguing!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №116582
 28.07.2015
The youngest of my grandmother. Cut off the finger. He tells us:
"There was a lot of blood, I was crying, and my grandfather said I was angry because of such a little thing. He didn’t let me express his emotions. :D
I understand that the child did not cry.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116581
 28.07.2015
I did not send the client:
Cloud databases, like the application itself, are stored on Microsoft cloud servers that are backed up (backup backup) at any time for two weeks. This means that:

It is not a single server, but a system, and failure of one of its elements does not affect the performance of the system as a whole.
The current BD and its backups are stored on different servers.
The simultaneous failure of all servers is possible in the event of global disasters affecting several parts of the world in which servers are located, for example, a nuclear war.
4) If the nuclear explosion occurred in the zone of direct visibility, put your thumb on the extended arm to the side of the explosion, if the fungus from the nuclear explosion exceeds the size of the thumb, then you are in the radius of the damage and you need to get out as soon as possible.

I wish you a good day.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116580
 28.07.2015
If for a guy to adequately react to "coming drunk in the middle of the night" - it is to understand, to forgive, to sleep, to feed in the morning.
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
The Early! It is checked elementarily: it is worth a girl to swallow drunk in the middle of the night, no "to understand and forgive" in the reaction that the guy will consider adequate, not even smell.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116579
 28.07.2015
[1:08:51 PM] qwerty: I sit here and understand that life has never known
I was introduced to absolutely bad comrades.
[1:09:05 PM] qwerty: I saw yesterday the calyan smoking with a vacuum cleaner
[1:12:38 PM] qwerty: and by the morning I understood from the stories that they can still play erotic fantasies
And I got into a decent hustle that day.

It all started with swimming naked in the dungeon.
Poetry Themes of Zoo
Playing with dust.
He fed everyone with a spoonful of yogurt and smashed the girls.
[1:12:57 PM] qwerty: but this will not describe the atmosphere of complete fuckingness of course
Qwerty: “Do you remember the last time you licked the ceiling?”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116578
 28.07.2015
From comments on the flibus:

What about forbidding downloading when children are asked to read these books in school? Let the rightholders fill the libraries.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116577
 28.07.2015
We were less sick in childhood than our children are now... I think what was healing: resin from trees, green apricots, godron or sour ants?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №116576
 28.07.2015
Comments to the post "All women dream of ballet" with paintings about ballet.
Ah, these days all decent people dream of ballet.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116575
 28.07.2015
<xxx> yes, you need to remember the password from the planet Earth
<yyy> iddqd

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116574
 28.07.2015
A friend here a day ago laid bricks for such a large candlestick plant, and I was to blame.
It darkened, it was cold, I am going to close the landscape in a warm blanket with a mocked cap on my head, and a friend is driving the car. I return to help her with the parking, and she for some reason, instead of listening to the TS, does not look at me and with wild speed rotates the glass lift, panicking the window. I get closer, I think hell - a friend is roaring at me with angry eyes from a deafly closed car, then the look is gradually clarified and a little bit later, resting and laughing, cries the cool story:
“I see,” he says, “Yeti comes out of the dark, huge, hairy, terrible.
I am in shock, not falling, blind the milk on the buttons, the car does not close, and the monster is getting closer, like in a bad dream. This is you, you!

PS Since then I have always warned others when I wear my cap in the dark.

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