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Breakmasher: I have a satanic elevator in my house
Breakmasher: There is a button 13 on it.
Breakmasher: I was driving to my native 17th floor. The number 13 burned in the middle of the road.)
I just had that kind of dwarf playing in my headphones.
Until I realized that the button is stuck - the brick is almost out.

From the cell phone:
xxx: And it’s smart at McDonald’s they did that wifi in the toilet doesn’t catch... =)
Do you mean fuck in the comments? and (

Oh oh, do you end the universe this year?
See also: Harvard
More specifically, Hogwarts)
Say the magic of levitation then
Let’s fly, the frog!! to
You have a magic pinch!
Theme: XDDD

Men themselves do not know what they want, whether they want freedom, or whether they have a spade along the hillside every night.

Don’t let god you sneeze in a plate with a peel of seeds.

It is better to get a bullet in the forehead than a fool in a wife.
Try to get divorced with a bullet.

I put a bar in front of the house. The grandmothers are in her place.

and never! Never, lying in bed, do not unfold in such a way that the naked sexual fox, lying there where she just lay, the finalogged back (

I sit in the kitchen and drink tea. The father comes and takes another mom’s “culinary masterpiece” (a strip of cabbage and a ham and a little mayonnaise on it).
and leaves...
Two minutes later he goes back to the kitchen and says:

I came to the room with a plate, the sister (10 years old) looked at it and gave the phrase: “Oh God... Dad, what are you so hungry?”and "

Makas: I’ll get up early tomorrow, eat lunch and finish everything.

When opening your soul, be very careful – as if you are not fooled in it.

The story of one guy

I have a sister, not so small, but the mind lacks space. There is a cat Vaska. And here she caught him and pressed him so hard that the poor man's bones were torn. He had scratched her a couple of times, then his sister pressed him so much that he no longer thought about resistance, only escaped to hide somewhere. I tried to conduct an educational conversation with her on this topic, but all without any sense - a painful and insulting girl.
I come home, my sister is not at home. I see Vaska, like a madman, rubbing around the carpet so that the sparks fly. All of it crushes, it crushes, but it still rubs and rubs. Well, I think the sister of this unfortunate has all the brains off.
And here she comes, looking for him everywhere as usual. But this time he is not hiding, but quietly lying in a chair. Well, the sister by the habit of grabbing him for the neck – and immediately with a scream jumped back. Their flow is dull!! I tried again, the same result. That day, my sister walked around Vaska's side.
And the next day the cat again shrugged the carpet and again repelled the attack of the sister.
Having done this number six or seven times, Vaska secured a peaceful life forever.

The referee in a rush instead of a card showed the player a condom.
At the end of the game, no one could break the rules.

You behave normally and it’s strange.

I barely named my wife by the name of my mistress... I bought a cat and called it Mushka! Everything is great!! In the evening I come home, my wife bought a puppy, called Ashot... I sit smoking... I think...

In one of the forums, about how to raise domestic ants.
One of the comments:
Everything was okay, I was even ready to get along with them, but they crossed the line, these dolls ate my cake!!! Now they have a PSG!!! to

XXX: And what of my friends removed me?
YYY: reconciled with a friend, she came and said to remove all the crazy
YYY: I didn’t mean that.
XXX You are fucking.

Hi, are you doing?
I watch the witch time.
No, not a movie.
My sister and aunt came to me. :)

XXX is
The neighbor barely joked.
YYYY
Your neighbor is probably a bit of you.
XXX is
He was a fucking fucker.
YYYY
What is?
XXX is
Twelve hours and they are fucking there.
XXX is
The child wakes up.
YYYY
He hasn’t had a puzzle for a long time.
XXX is
Frogs live like pigs, they have to be cleaned.
XXX is
Clean up with me.
YYYY
12 hours of night?
YYYY
You are a roof.