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[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131499
 31.07.2016
>Documentation is also work. She will not do it herself.

- Well, and let it be done by the corresponding employees, and without white coats. Doctors have to treat people.


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №131498
 30.07.2016
I want something sweet...

YYY: Will the oatmeal be suitable?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №131497
 30.07.2016
To an independent companion from 2093: It is clear, of course, that it is deadly to diagnose through the Internet, but the thought is involuntarily raised: maybe you have a long-term relationship is not because women are trying to control you, but because you simply do not take them (their desires, thoughts, plans) into account even when living together?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №131496
 30.07.2016
Chairman of the Public Chamber Commission on Security and Interaction with the UNC Anton Tsvetkov advised women not to exceed the permissible limits of self-defense when protecting against the rapist. "That is, if, for example, a woman is raped by a man, and she put a screw in his side, then she will be brought to criminal responsibility, because her life was not in danger.
AIDS, HIV, ruptures, bleeding, the maniac’s desire to replace traces – no, nothing threatens life.
M is mudly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №131495
 30.07.2016
You can ask anyone in particular bombs to go to the corresponding forums, right? The ventilator is no longer working.
Getting rid of fucking resources.
Happy system administrator day to everyone!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №131494
 30.07.2016
On the subject of Achotakov

I’m on a trolley bus from "Belinki". The room is half empty and there are plenty of sitting places.
A drunk body comes in and splashes next to me. Little that splashed, so it begins to fall on me. I push, I get up, I move.
The body shakes something like "That’s a fool".
Then falls off at the next stop, bypasses the trolleybus (it is not lazy to assert myself, like I am a man and the last word behind me), knocks at my window and says that I am a fool. At the stop and in the trolleybus reigns universal fun.

And you are rape-rape, Ashotakova is actually.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №131493
 30.07.2016
In Illinois Square, a crowd of people is sitting on the grass. And half the square is empty, and in the other half of the apple there is nowhere to fall. I turned to the smoking guy by the side asking for an explanation.
He replied that he is a dude, his life is empty and boring, so he comes to the square to engage in collective onanism with other people. I replied that I partially agree with his feelings, but I think their public expression is inappropriate.
The wealth of oral speech has reduced the dialogue to: What you are expecting - Pokémon - Clear.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №131492
 30.07.2016
The worker is replaced. "Take, kids, ski, let’s do taburet"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131491
 30.07.2016
Impressions of Mr. The Robot:
Season 1: Professional vocabulary is used, talk about Tor, arc routing, there are disputes about where and gnome, the main characters actively use Kali Linux.
Season 2: "Girls guys! I heard the word Website!"... "All here! There was a five-second terminal.and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131490
 30.07.2016
Nina does not need:

Do men need to be able to dance?

While most men do not know how to dance, those who know how to seduce ladies to the right and to the left, how - the beauty of movement, passion, drama... I have a friend - a salsa teacher, who has no shortage in romantic adventures! Only from the married ones prefers to beat back, otherwise their husbands will spoil his whole charisma.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131489
 30.07.2016
A lover to consider other people's denge:

I saw today a new black two-hundred cruiser with a V8 and hidden under the rear buffer.
with a GBO tank. Almost not visible, nobody would know, but the unrighteous refueller does not
Stir the cover properly. If the owner of such a car is driving on gas...

He is an eco-responsible person and does not suck the air with poisonous gas emissions. This is normal for most developed countries.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №131488
 30.07.2016
Cocktail - Cocktail

Bar on a small Scottish island without inhabitants, looking for a bartender

Hirta Island, located 180 km west of mainland Scotland, has not had permanent inhabitants since 1930.

On this island is the Puff Inn bar, which has opened the vacancy of a new bartender. The bartender must serve the guests with drinks, clean the tables and help with the unloading of helicopters.

The vacancy was valid until July 15, but it was extended due to a lack of willing people.

Hirta Island and its surrounding seas were declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 2004.

Now there is a military base in Hirte, and the Puff Inn bar, the only one in these places, is visited only by military and rare tourists.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №131487
 30.07.2016
Yes, imagine, there are people who don’t drink soda/buy juices, don’t eat mayonnaise and cream, don’t eat pork, don’t drink milk in liters, don’t put sugar in tea and avoid white bread. And this is not a rarity there. This is almost any girl who does not want to turn into a fat cow with cellulite after a year or two.

...it is a girl who walks, elegantly tapping the swollen knees of the bones and curves from malnutrition of the scissors. Remember, I didn’t start this shit again.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №131486
 30.07.2016
Lenin at school. The teacher can’t understand whose notebook and asks the class:
Whose notebook?
and Lenin! and Lenin!
The owner’s voice from the back:
Not Lenin but Lenin.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131485
 30.07.2016
Thus e. If the little boy did not break out, would he have been painful to tears?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131484
 30.07.2016
By the fool:

I advise you: the time you spend fighting the mills, better devote to your professional growth and then you will be taken to any orchestra without any "blind" systems and everyone will feel like you are growing - breasts or penis, and at least all at once.

Do you know what blind listening is? This is exactly when nobody knows who is growing between the legs, and judged solely by the sound. And when women are taken to the orchestra on blind listening more often than on full-time listening, it is a kabbe that speaks about something.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131483
 30.07.2016
About the topic "Achotakova"
She observed with her own eyes in the auto school: class on theory, the teacher explains the rule, and then questions the participants on tickets on this topic.
In the ticket is drawn a unilateral movement and the question: "Can you turn here?" Lady confidently: "Can!" Prepod gently asks her: "Well, how is it? Do you look at the signs that are shown here? The unilateral movement. And with a one-sided movement - what?..." Lady with indignation: "And if I need?and "

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №131482
 30.07.2016
Difficult for fathers. Watch what the son downloads from the internet and the daughter publishes...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131481
 30.07.2016
The boys of eleven and three years of age crack more than us and our husband.
— — —
It is normal in the animal that in the human world. We also have a five-year-old boy who eats more than my wife and I together, weighing 110kg, and he is very thin but wildly active.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №131480
 30.07.2016
Later I realized that this was the basic principle of our society, “who is weaker, is right.” If in the sandbox, Masha took away Vanie's cushion, Vanya took him back, and Masha cried - it means that Masha is good, she is sunny and a victim, and Vanya is a bad hooligan, because of him the girl is crying. He works everywhere. No matter what happened, the main thing is to cry first.

Not at all. not always. There are often situations when Masha came up with a socket, Vanya picked out, Masha cried, and she is also blasphemed that she is a rude selfish and can't share. Plateau as well.
In order not to incite an intersex dispute, I will emphasize in particular: if Vanya came with a socket and cried when she picked Masha, he can easily be blamed for the same.

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